Originally posted by Godzilla Blitz:
2002 Final Reportcard
Team Performance: 97
Academic Performance: 44
Recruiting Performance: 0
Television Income: 33
Alumni Donations: 88
Attendance: 96
FINAL GRADE: 75
Ok, maybe there is hope. Maybe I can could balance a horrible year on the field with great academic performance? Maybe I could jack up recruiting a bit to help there as well? Oh, I just don’t know. But damn, look at that onfield performance! 97! How could that happen? What kind of a moron am I?
Well, thanks for tuning in today. We’ll be back tomorrow with the start of
Poop On The Golden Helmets (Year 3). We’ll update you on our new and improved strategy, introduce the 2003 team, set up our schedule, and fiddle with our staff. Team staff that is. See you then! Go Irish!