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Originally Posted by Coffee Warlord
Just so all of you saps in Africa / SA COM know.
We in the flagship station of EU-COM have a full bar, hookers on call 24/7, cable, and our own OC3 internet line.
However, before you all want to come rushing here, there is a questionaire you must answer.
1) Do you mind having other soldier's bodyparts grafted to you?
2) Can you sleep with screams of tortured aliens being dissected in the other room?
3) Will the incessant explosions coming from the research lab bother you?
4) Do you have a problem with taking orders from an alien?
5) Do you have frequent bladder/bowel control problems?
6) Can you speak Sectoid?
7) Can you speak Skyranger Pilot?
8) Do you understand how to show proper respect towards soldiers wielding the Blaster Launcher?
If you can answer yes to the above questions, then you too can join the elite of EU-COM!
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I know the equation for figuring minimum range of a radar. Does that count for anything?