I would like to thank my commanding officers for giving me this promotion. I know Father would be proud that his son is carrying on the family pride and honor and is being recignized for his faithful service. I want to send out my thoughts and prayers to the families of all humanity who have felt the pain of loss of life during this alien threat.
I will not succomb to these alien scum!
DIE ALIEN BOY!
umm, no offense kodos.....
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