So I'm basically George Costanza: a short chubby balding guy. But at least like later George I have a semi-respectable job.
Remember that episode of Seinfeld where George realizes that he should do the opposite of his instincts? I think I need to do that here.
Fun Fact: I once even drove the same type of car that George did.
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