You know, it's a good thing I don't drive. As much as I get pedestrian rage, I'd probably have been in jail at some point by now due to a road rage incident. That non-sequitur aside, let's get through this.
vs Idaho State (3-12, 1-3)
Code:
IDAHO STATE Averages
Player Pos GP GS Min Pts Orb Reb Ast Stl Blk To Fls +/-
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Jacques Decourouble PG 15 15 32.4 9.7 1.3 3.9 2.8 1.0 0.1 2.9 3.1 -13.1
Walker Cates SF 15 15 26.6 9.0 2.2 3.9 1.0 0.6 0.0 1.5 2.4 -9.7
James Marinelli SG 15 15 27.1 7.4 0.7 3.3 1.7 0.5 0.1 3.1 2.7 -12.4
Tom Hennessy C 15 15 28.9 7.1 2.3 8.9 1.1 0.5 0.4 0.9 2.5 -9.8
Steven Danford PF 15 15 31.6 6.7 1.7 3.9 1.1 0.6 1.4 2.1 3.0 -14.9
Jeffrey Jones PG 15 0 21.1 6.3 0.1 1.7 1.0 0.5 0.1 1.3 1.8 -12.5
Everett Adams SG 15 0 12.7 2.8 0.1 0.8 0.5 0.1 0.0 1.9 1.1 -8.7
Orville Ruby C 15 0 16.9 2.3 0.7 3.6 0.7 0.1 0.1 0.9 1.9 -11.2
Alfonzo Dixon PF 4 0 7.5 2.0 1.3 3.0 0.3 0.0 0.0 1.0 1.0 -6.5
Dana Jones PG 4 0 6.5 1.3 0.5 0.5 0.5 0.3 0.0 0.8 0.5 -5.3
Marvin Brodie C 3 0 2.0 0.3 0.0 0.3 0.0 0.3 0.0 0.0 0.7 -0.7
Grady Testerman PF 0 0 0.0 0.0 0.0 0.0 0.0 0.0 0.0 0.0 0.0 0.0
Leo Hendrickson SF 0 0 0.0 0.0 0.0 0.0 0.0 0.0 0.0 0.0 0.0 0.0
Nestor Lopez SF 0 0 0.0 0.0 0.0 0.0 0.0 0.0 0.0 0.0 0.0 0.0
Frank Maher SG 0 0 0.0 0.0 0.0 0.0 0.0 0.0 0.0 0.0 0.0 0.0
If we don't beat the Bengals, we won't win any games this year in conference play.
OF COURSE THEY SCORE AT THE HALFTIME BUZZER. That puts them up by 3. Whatever. Fuck this game.
Miraculously, we build up a 7 point lead, but that's soon pissed away and they go ahead on a 4 point play with just under 4 minutes left.
Garret Thalen and
Dominic Remy have both fouled out by that point.
AND OF COURSE THEY MAKE A GOD DAMNED BUZZER BEATER FOR THE BULLSHIT 1 POINT WIN!
FUCK.THIS.GAME.
It's a good thing my keyboard is strong, because I can't snap the fucker in half.
Code:
Idaho State 38, Sacramento State 37
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Idaho State (4-12, 2-3):
Player Pos Min Fgm-a Ftm-a Off Reb Ast PF Pts
Steven Danford PF 39 2-5 4-8 4 5 0 1 8
Tom Hennessy PF 14 0-1 0-0 0 2 0 5 0
Walker Cates SF 33 6-13 2-4 1 7 0 0 14
James Marinelli SG 35 3-8 0-0 2 4 0 5 7
J. Decourouble PG 36 2-7 0-0 1 3 1 4 5
Jeffrey Jones PG 14 1-4 0-0 1 2 0 2 2
Orville Ruby C 21 0-2 2-2 0 4 0 0 2
Everett Adams SG 3 0-0 0-0 0 0 0 0 0
Alfonzo Dixon PF 6 0-0 0-0 0 0 1 1 0
Dana Jones PG 1 0-0 0-1 0 0 0 0 0
Marvin Brodie C 1 0-0 0-0 1 1 0 0 0
Turnovers: 14 (S.Danford 1, W.Cates 4, J.Marinelli 1,
J.Decourouble 5, E.Adams 1, A.Dixon 1, M.Brodie 1)
Blocked Shots: 2 (S.Danford 1, O.Ruby 1)
Steals: 6 (W.Cates 1, J.Marinelli 4, A.Dixon 1)
3P FGs: 2-9 (W.Cates 0-1, J.Marinelli 1-3,
J.Decourouble 1-5)
Sacramento State (4-11, 0-4):
Player Pos Min Fgm-a Ftm-a Off Reb Ast PF Pts
Hector Shears C 16 0-1 0-0 1 2 0 2 0
Garret Thelen PF 32 5-7 0-1 3 8 0 5 10
Dominic Remy SF 33 5-10 0-2 1 6 0 5 11
Robert Roberto SG 26 0-5 5-7 2 7 1 1 5
James Sheppard PG 40 1-6 3-4 3 5 2 0 5
Dennis Hart C 30 1-5 2-4 3 5 0 3 4
Michael Edwards PF 2 0-0 0-0 0 0 0 0 0
George Izzo SG 14 1-4 0-2 0 0 0 2 2
Chris Dull SF 7 0-0 0-0 0 1 0 0 0
Turnovers: 14 (H.Shears 3, G.Thelen 2, D.Remy 4,
R.Roberto 2, D.Hart 1, G.Izzo 1, C.Dull 1)
Blocked Shots: 3 (G.Thelen 1, J.Sheppard 1, D.Hart 1)
Steals: 3 (H.Shears 1, D.Remy 1, R.Roberto 1)
3P FGs: 1-5 (D.Remy 1-2, R.Roberto 0-1, J.Sheppard 0-1,
G.Izzo 0-1)
Player of Game: C Steven Danford (IDST)
Absolute horseshit.
vs Northern Arizona (8-8, 2-2)
I'm tempted just to sim the whole fucking rest of the season.
Lumberjacks are cutting us down, but then we actually manage to go ahead midway through the second half.
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?! SECOND FUCKING GOD DAMN STRAIGHT GAME WHERE THEY MAKE A FUCKING BUZZER BEAT SHOT FOR THE FUCKING WIN?!
Code:
Northern Arizona 62, Sacramento State 60
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Northern Arizona (9-8, 3-2):
Player Pos Min Fgm-a Ftm-a Off Reb Ast PF Pts
Frank Harold C 34 3-5 0-0 1 9 1 4 6
Jaime Jackson PF 26 2-6 0-0 2 5 0 2 4
Jan Beaudette SF 32 5-14 5-9 2 4 1 3 16
Chris Wicklund SG 26 2-7 0-0 2 3 5 5 4
Dannie Ford PG 35 5-10 0-1 1 2 2 4 13
Jimmy Ross PF 17 2-2 1-2 0 4 0 1 5
John Cramer SG 14 1-2 2-2 0 0 1 2 5
Derick Allen PG 2 0-1 0-0 0 0 0 0 0
Jefferey Bolton SF 12 2-4 2-2 1 1 0 0 7
Rosendo Rodriguez PF 3 1-2 0-0 0 0 0 1 2
Turnovers: 10 (J.Jackson 1, J.Beaudette 1, C.Wicklund
6, D.Ford 1, J.Cramer 1)
Blocked Shots: 3 (J.Jackson 2, J.Beaudette 1)
Steals: 4 (F.Harold 2, C.Wicklund 1, D.Ford 1)
3P FGs: 6-14 (J.Beaudette 1-2, C.Wicklund 0-3, D.Ford
3-5, J.Cramer 1-2, J.Bolton 1-2)
Sacramento State (4-12, 0-5):
Player Pos Min Fgm-a Ftm-a Off Reb Ast PF Pts
Hector Shears PF 27 4-5 4-4 1 9 1 4 12
Garret Thelen C 35 0-1 0-0 1 7 2 2 0
Dominic Remy SF 28 7-16 4-9 1 4 2 4 21
Robert Roberto SG 18 2-5 4-4 0 0 0 1 8
James Sheppard PG 40 3-6 0-0 3 6 1 3 8
Dennis Hart C 12 0-2 2-2 1 2 1 1 2
Michael Edwards PF 5 0-0 0-0 0 0 0 0 0
George Izzo SG 10 0-4 2-2 0 0 0 0 2
Chris Dull SF 24 3-4 1-3 3 6 1 1 7
Turnovers: 15 (H.Shears 3, G.Thelen 1, J.Sheppard 8,
D.Hart 1, G.Izzo 1, C.Dull 1)
Blocked Shots: 3 (H.Shears 1, G.Thelen 1, D.Remy 1)
Steals: 1 (D.Remy 1)
3P FGs: 5-12 (H.Shears 0-1, D.Remy 3-5, J.Sheppard 2-5,
G.Izzo 0-1)
Player of Game: SF Dominic Remy (SACST)
Excuse me while I go beat the everliving fuck out of a water bottle.