The sad thing is that the first time i took out my current gf(im 17), her dad pulled me inside, sat me down, and gave me this...i had seen it before, but i was suprised he did this...So i found a 10 rules for being my date's dad and handed it to him the next time i took her out along with a typed report of what happened on the first date in accordancw with his rules(with a few modifications of the truth..
). He liked it so much he told his daughter, not me, that if she hurts me she will be in big trouble...
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