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Originally Posted by JediKooter
I can't even get a date in the state of California, that has more women than I can count. You do not want any advice from me.
All emotions aside, if she's easily replaceable, I'd look for a suitable replacement.
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Interesting. As long as your able to maintain an erection and fix something around the house, I heard there is a woman out there for you. Not knowing your age but assuming its 35 the dark mystery type won't work for you. Besides the fact it gives off that stalker, serial killer vibe, you won't be able to fit in those skinny jeans.
I think the extremely friendly yet sort of creepy/pervish type might work for you. Patrol a few bars a week and wait till closing time to make your choice. You're bound to get a few this way. Unless of course your a social recluse then match or eharmony may be your best bet.
*Note I am only kidding*
If we're ever in the same town I am buying you a lap dance and beer!