Not sure why, but this one made me giggle like a juvenile:
BBC News - Perth Sheriff Court closed for fumigation
Perth Sheriff Court closed for fumigation
A Scottish court has been cleared and fumigated after a man who was charged with breach of the peace appeared to lose control of his bodily functions.
Proceedings were halted at Perth Sheriff Court after the man was spotted with a large brown mark on the rear of his trousers.
Staff then removed stained cushions before the court was recalled.
The court's public toilet was also closed due to a hygiene issue but it is unclear if the incidents are related.