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revrew · 09-16-2003, 10:10 PM

Last minute breaking news....

STRATFORD, IOWA - "As the ZFL moves toward kickoff, final roster cuts have come in to the league's central office; as have several retirement notices. Of particular note:

- San Antonio's all-star tackle, 38-year-old Lard Ass announced his retirement.

- Knoxville's all-star halfback and former ZFL rushing leader Robby 'Action' Jackson announced his retirement. Jackson is 35.

- Milwaukee has released cornerback JeeberD, thus freeing the current El Paso native to manage the El Paso Busters without conflict of interest.

- Fargo's former secondary of disrepute, Safety Burned Deep and Cornerback Burned Deeperer have been released. This follows Fargo's previous release of CB Burned Deeper, thus "deep"-sixing the entire crew."

09-16-2003, 10:10 PM	#9
revrew Team Chaplain Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Just outside Des Moines, IA	Last minute breaking news.... STRATFORD, IOWA - "As the ZFL moves toward kickoff, final roster cuts have come in to the league's central office; as have several retirement notices. Of particular note: - San Antonio's all-star tackle, 38-year-old Lard Ass announced his retirement. - Knoxville's all-star halfback and former ZFL rushing leader Robby 'Action' Jackson announced his retirement. Jackson is 35. - Milwaukee has released cornerback JeeberD, thus freeing the current El Paso native to manage the El Paso Busters without conflict of interest. - Fargo's former secondary of disrepute, Safety Burned Deep and Cornerback Burned Deeperer have been released. This follows Fargo's previous release of CB Burned Deeper, thus "deep"-sixing the entire crew." __________________ Winner of 6 FOFC Scribe Awards, including 3 Gold Scribes Founder of the ZFL, 2004 Golden Scribe Dynasty of the Year Now bringing The Des Moines Dragons back to life, and the joke's on YOU, NFL! I came to the Crossroad. I took it. And that has made all the difference.