In my defense:
- he may be a bigger fan of Sportscenter
- last week I replaced the headlight on my car, and spilled my own blood in doing so (and didn't faint)
- I can successfully change a diaper while wearing a tie
- He can successfully identify "Daddy's (re)mote" and distinguish it from his (non-working) "mote". He also refuses to believe there's such as thing as "Mommy's 'mote".
Can I have my man card back yet?