bit of Engrish in that one, thought it was funny...
Unintended Entendres
Tech Support | Shenzhen, China
(I have just completed a firewall and Internet circuit install for an international customer. His English is far better than my Cantonese, but slang expressions didn’t always translate.)
Customer: “Thank you! You know, we were worried about having a female engineer, but now I see that they are better.”
Me: “Well, thank you, sir. I’m glad your Internet is up and running. We always try to do a good job.”
Customer: “You even cleaned the server room! Men never clean the server room. It looks very nice!”
Me: “…”
Customer: “I don’t think I have ever seen such a nice rack! Thank you!”