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Old 04-15-2010, 11:32 AM   #1
Ksyrup
This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
 
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: In Absentia
A Little Too Close to Home...

So apparently a federal convict who attempted to kill a corrections officer escaped from a transport van somewhere close to my house, and all the schools are on lockdown. My wife's at home, and it's so close (at least where they are searching) that she's describing the scene as, "The helicopter is flying over Bryce's house." We live smack in the middle of horse farm country and there are a couple of big fields out near the entrance of our subdivision, and that's where they are concentrating the search right now.

At least I'm comforted by the fact that our dogs will annoy him to death with their incessant barking if he shows up on our doorstep.
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