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Old 04-15-2010, 07:21 AM   #11
Eaglesfan27
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Originally Posted by DaddyTorgo View Post
Santa Baby

Daycare | United Kingdom
(I am a supervisor in a daycare. It is Christmas Eve and a child’s mother has arrived to pick him up.)
Mother: “So, is it okay if I send in his presents with him tomorrow so he can open them here?”
Me: “Tomorrow? It’s Christmas Day tomorrow…we’ll be closed.”
Mother: “What? You’re closed tomorrow? But what am I supposed to do with my kid?”
Me: “Oh, do you have to work tomorrow? That’s unfortunate.”
Mother: “Work tomorrow? No, I booked it off a long time ago. Why are you closed tomorrow? You’re always open!”
Me: “Christmas Day is the only day we’re closed all year.”
Mother: “Well I don’t want him under my feet on Christmas!”
Me: “Um…”
Mother: “You don’t want to baby-sit, do you?”

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Originally Posted by Surtt View Post
I hope that one is fake...


I hope so as well, but I fear it is real. More sad than funny.
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