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Karlifornia · 04-11-2010, 01:45 PM

When the mormons come, I answer the door on a bicycle with a shirt, tie, bike helmet, shoes, and Book of Mormon, but no pants or underwear. I excitedly ask them "Where are we going next guys?"

04-11-2010, 01:45 PM	#55
Karlifornia Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: San Jose, CA	When the mormons come, I answer the door on a bicycle with a shirt, tie, bike helmet, shoes, and Book of Mormon, but no pants or underwear. I excitedly ask them "Where are we going next guys?" __________________ Look into the mind of a crazy man (NSFW) http://www.whitepowerupdate.wordpress.com