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Originally Posted by Easy Mac
We live down the block from a Mormon church, so I get various people 2-3 times a month. Its very annoying. I've started doing one of the following three:
1. Ignore the door.
2. Turn on porn and open the door, since the TV is pointed directly at the door.
3. Answer the door, tell them I'm Catholic, and ask if they have a younger brother who could explain their religion to me better...
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2/3 of those are awesome. If you open the door with porn though you should prolly also dip the hand you extend for a handshake in a jar of vaseline first and unbutton your pants...
just a thought...
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