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Originally Posted by Drake
My wife is one of those women who announces early in the relationship that "you should never talk to me for the first hour after I wake up" and then spends the next decade proving how true that is.
Seriously, 99% of the time, I don't even get her up to help me get the kids off to school because all she does is scream at everybody until we're out the door, so it isn't like I look forward to waking her up anyway. She's never had an alarm clock she actually hears/can't sleep through...so most of our marriage has consisted of me sneaking out of the house in the AM and her sleeping until noon.
Some battles are worth fighting. Some battles are worth ignoring so you live longer.  |
Jesus, man. Do yourself a favor and get outta dodge as soon as the kids go off to college/work.