I am such a whimp.
So, I'm getting ready to take my dog out for a walk. I go to the front door, and there is a tiny little spider who has built a nest right across the doorway. I freak the fuck out and slam the door. I go to the back door. I do my trademark "swipe my hand in front of me so I don't stick my face into one" move and make it out safely.
I come back, and there is a fucking spider walking across my back door. I back a few steps and look like a little bitch as this tiny spider crawls away. I open the door and run in.
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