You should view ghastly spiders as an opportunity:
1. Take picture of said spider, preferably next to something that exaggerates its size.
2. Show picture to wife (only works with arachnophobic wife).
3. Congratulations, you now have spousal permission to buy a flamethrower!
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Originally Posted by Groundhog
Pfft. You guys should make your way over to Australia. We've got all kinds of nasty spiders and bugs to keep you up at night.  |
I've spent a grand total of 8 hours in Australia (on a layover from NZ to Hawaii) and I spent the entire time
certain a snake, spider, jellyfish or shark was going to kill me. True story. How the hell do you people not live in fear?