I can officially confirm that I am disliked by my family.
My father got tickets to yesterday's (now today's) Sox game. First time he's ever had a spare ticket offered to him too. But does he offer to take me...his firstborn son? Nope. He's taking my sister instead
. Just for that I'm going to tell the nursing home attendents to let him sit in his feces for a few extra hours every year on Opening Day.