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Old 07-28-2003, 01:35 PM   #27
Abe Sargent
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Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: Catonsville, MD
My ideal wife (currently not married, but I have a serious gf)


PER 18

I mean, seriously, this is why I would even want a mate, partner, etc. Otherwise, no sense in having one.


HOT 8

Who cares? It doesn't matter what a woman looks like, every woman is hot when she's laying naked in your arms and staring up at you.


INT 18

I need an intellectual equal or else I quickly dominate any relationship I am in through sheer intelligence. And that's just not acceptable.


MOM 3

I have no intention to ever have children. As long as she can nuke a burrito or warm a pot pie then she can cook better than I.


BED 12

I want her to be able to find Hunter and the Jimmies. And not tickle me doing so. You'd be amazed at thow many women tickle me when they are trying to be sexy. Sad.


SUP 12

Want me a chieck who is independant enough to handle herself in stressful situations. If something happened to me, I got fired, etc, then I want a breadwinner. Someone with marketable skills and a prefession, not a job.

-Anxiety
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