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Vince · 04-30-2008, 12:16 AM

WHAT. THE. FUCK.

Batter calls time, ump grants it as Lincecum starts his pitching motion. Lincecum stops his pitching motion, is called for a balk and the go-ahead run scores from third. Bochy is ejected (even though he looked like he was falling asleep while arguing with the ump).

Bottom of the ninth, you're down 3-2. 2 Outs, man on 2nd Base, Freddie Lewis and his .329/.412/.541 line are up (all leading the team). Obviously, the right move is to pinch hit with Dan Ortmeier and his .258/.361/.355 line.

WHAT THE FREAKING HELL.

04-30-2008, 12:16 AM	#452
Vince Pro Starter Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Willow Glen, CA	WHAT. THE. FUCK. Batter calls time, ump grants it as Lincecum starts his pitching motion. Lincecum stops his pitching motion, is called for a balk and the go-ahead run scores from third. Bochy is ejected (even though he looked like he was falling asleep while arguing with the ump). Bottom of the ninth, you're down 3-2. 2 Outs, man on 2nd Base, Freddie Lewis and his .329/.412/.541 line are up (all leading the team). Obviously, the right move is to pinch hit with Dan Ortmeier and his .258/.361/.355 line. WHAT THE FREAKING HELL. __________________ Every time a Dodger scores a run, an angel has its wings ripped off by a demon, and is forced to tearfully beg the demon to cauterize the wounds.The demon will refuse, and the sobbing angel will lie in a puddle of angel blood and feathers for eternity, wondering why the Dodgers are allowed to score runs.That’s not me talking: that’s science. McCoveyChronicles.com.