Well, I'm all settled in and ready to watch the Devils try to beat the Rangers. I just saw a shot of Martin Brodeur relaxing in the locker room, and I must admit that I was hoping to see a sister-in-law of his giving him a blowjob, but no. I think that's what he needs in order to stay focused these days, and it's not happening.
Oh, well. Maybe the New Jersey offense can make up for it.
Yeah, OK, Devils fans are fucked.
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