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thesloppy · 07-01-2003, 02:22 AM

Old man to wife, while watching Smithers' 'Malibu Stacy' play: "And this is better than a movie...HOW?"

Lionel Hutz: "Mr. Simpson, don't you worry. I watched Matlock in a bar last night. The sound wasn't on, but I think I got the gist of it." {combs hair with fork}

Lisa: "Where are the dice?"
Todd: "Daddy says dice are wicked."
Rod: " We just move one space at a time. It's less fun that way."

Comic Book Guy: "Those are prescription pants!"

Troy McClure, re: Selma's pet lizard: "Selma, Jub-Jub is fantastic . He's everywhere you want to be."

For some reason, I also get endless joy out of Sideshow Mel bellowing "He's kicking it, old school!!" as Bart attempts to liven up church. with some Tae-Bo.

07-01-2003, 02:22 AM	#33
thesloppy Pro Starter Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: PDX	Old man to wife, while watching Smithers' 'Malibu Stacy' play: "And this is better than a movie...HOW?" Lionel Hutz: "Mr. Simpson, don't you worry. I watched Matlock in a bar last night. The sound wasn't on, but I think I got the gist of it." {combs hair with fork} Lisa: "Where are the dice?" Todd: "Daddy says dice are wicked." Rod: " We just move one space at a time. It's less fun that way." Comic Book Guy: "Those are prescription pants!" Troy McClure, re: Selma's pet lizard: "Selma, Jub-Jub is fantastic . He's everywhere you want to be." For some reason, I also get endless joy out of Sideshow Mel bellowing "He's kicking it, old school!!" as Bart attempts to liven up church. with some Tae-Bo. __________________ Last edited by thesloppy : Today at 05:35 PM. Last edited by thesloppy : 07-01-2003 at 02:47 AM.