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Grandpa: "My Homer is not a communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but he is not a porn star."
Milhouse: "This dog is way better then your old dog. Remember when your old dog ate my goldfish, and then you lied and said I never had a goldfish? Then why did I have the bowl, Bart? Why did I have the bowl?!?"
"Hello, I'm Leonard Nimoy. The following tale of alien encounters is true, and by true, I mean false. It's all lies, but they're entertaining lies, and, in the end, isn't that the real truth? The answer is no."
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