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"You don't like your job, you don't strike! You just go in every day and do it really half-assed! That's the American way!"
"Stay calm, remember your training! (Opens bag, reads note) 'Dear Homer, I owe you one emergency donut, signed Homer.' Bastard! He's always one step ahead!"
"Take this object, but beware, it carries a terrible curse!"
"Ooh, that's bad."
"But it comes with a free Frogurt!"
"That's good!"
"The Frogurt is also cursed."
"That's bad."
"But, you get your choice of topping!"
"That's good!"
"The toppings contain Potassium Benzoate. (Silence) That's bad."
"Can I go now?"
Lisa: "Dad! We did something very bad!"
Homer: "Did you wreck the car?"
Bart: "No..."
Homer: "Did you raise the dead?"
Lisa: "Yes!"
Homer: "But the car's okay?"
Lisa and Bart (dejected): "Uh-huh."
Homer: "Alright, then."
Grampa: "Happy birthday, Bart!" (hands Bart cash)
Bart: "Thanks, Grampa!"
Marge: "Where did you get all the money?"
Grampa: "The government. I didn't earn it. I don't need it. But, if they miss one payment, I'll raise hell!"
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