[The Afoci]

Blame Canada, Blame Canada....

At Fighting Crawfish Arena, 1777 punters turned up, and despite threatening clouds at the horizon, no rain came. Fighting had chosen a strategic 3-5-2 formation. The following players had been chosen: Denney - Meldi, Cherry, Randolph - Rossi, Uddstad, Parsons, Jimeno, Simic - Scroggins, Alonso.

Pintendre had chosen a strategic 4-5-1 formation. Lineup: Yin-Hao - de Carvalho, Best, Silfwerling, Ball - Peltola, Rossten, Brouillard, Gott, Lyles - Olenfeldt.

The referee showed Fightings Christian Rossi the yellow card after he stole the refs pants exposing that he truly was a pansy ass. Pintendre´s Anders Gott left the field after 10 minutes because of a nasty blow his wife gave him the night before that resulted in numerous open sores. Many suspect "You better guard your daugthers or they will be" Les "their" Cherry"s" for the initial infection. His replacement was Stefan Rasmussen who looked full and oddly had peanut butter around his mouth. Pintendre had several good opportunities to take the lead, especially in the 11th minute when Per Rossten came up alone against Mikey "Number Two" Denney who managed a block. Jerry Best surprised the home team with a free kick aimed at the wrong post in the 41st minute. 0 - 1 for Pintendre. Also suprising was the fact he did it with an angry and I mean angry Crawfish attached to his sack! Halftime score was 0 - 1. Pintendre held the ball, with a clear 63 percent possession rate.

Some fine drinking on the pitch by the Crawfish lead to an 50:th minute Pintendre goal, making it 0 - 2. Keimo Peltola was noted down as the scorer. After several obvious shirt pulling incidents, Pintendre´s Michel Brouillard got himself booked and was then attacked by a rabid Chavez "the dope finding" dog who was looking for some Jif. He found none. In the 71st minute the visitors put themselves ahead 0 - 3 as Vincent Lyles finished off an attack from the left with a spectacular scissors kick that had many stoned Crawfish players believing he was the One and calling him Neo for the remainder of the game. After this Pintendre lowered the tempo in order to concentrate on their defensive efforts that would protect them from the dread Crawfish to the sack method that Fighting Crawfish are known for. Sadly, in the 72nd minute Matt Scroggins passed through the guests central line of defense, scoring the 1 - 3 goal when they were agonizing over the fact that indeed they had Crawfish attached to their sacks. In the games 72nd minute Stefan Rasmussen nearly put the visitors another one up as he broke through but the Crawfish on his sack caused him to fire his load prematurely just outside the box causing him to slip, and his shot passed just over the bar. Pintendres Vincent Lyles got himself booked after a foul smelling fart he let go near a ref. Due to what some considered a severely mistimed tackle, Rafael Maria Meldi spent some on the grass writhing in agony before he could get up and continue the game. Others thought it to be retaliation for him placing Crawfish on the sacks of numerous players and coaches of the Pitbulls. Pintendre, bringing the final ball possession rate to 73 percent, dominated the battle.

The most dominating Fighting player was without a doubt Mikey "Number Two" Denney. Juan Luis Alonso on the other hand, had a terrible day. The most dominating Pintendre player was without a doubt Per Rossten. Jerry Best on the other hand, had a terrible day. The match ends 1 - 3.