Week 6 Youth Pull
I feel rather sorry for this week’s youth squad product. John’s parents must have had a sick sense of humor.
John Doe
19 years old, passable (6) form, healthy.
A nasty fellow who is calm and honest.
Has disastrous (1) experience and disastrous (1) leadership abilities.
Specialty: Powerful
Nationality: American
Assessed Value: $35,000
Wage: $680 per week
Stamina: Passable (6)
Playmaking: Inadequate (5)
Winger: Wretched (2)
Scoring: Inadequate (5)
Goaltending: Disastrous (1)
Passing: Wretched (2)
Defending: Weak (4)
Set Pieces: Inadequate (5)
We don’t expect to get much from the market for John, but he has been listed at $1,000 nonetheless. It’s too bad he’s not a candidate for team clown. I’d like to keep him around, just so the other players will have someone to make jokes about.
Week 6 Financial Update
Previous Balance: $505,145
Revenue
Crowd (league match vs. Neon Genesis Evangelion) - $117,296
Crowd (FOFC Cup III match vs. Alf Trickers) - $8,727
Sponsors - $66,750
Temporary (22 new supporter) - $660
Temporary (resale bonus for Luis Javier Prada) - $3,240
Total Revenue: $196,673
Expenses
Arena Upkeep - $19,500
Player Wages - $29,948
Temporary (youth squad promotion of Rigoberto Jimenez) - $2,000
Temporary (transfer listing for Rigoberto Jimenez) - $1,000
Temporary (purchase of Guido Metman) - $510,000
Staff & Specialists - $40,500
Youth Squad Support - $20,000
Total Expenses: $622,948
Net Income/Loss: -$426,275
New Balance: $78,870
Obviously, the majority of our available cash was spent on the purchase of Guido Metman. We will find out on Sunday whether or not he was worth it.
Team Information
Team Spirit: Calm (no change)
Team Confidence: Strong (no change)
Sponsor Attitude: High on Life (no change)
Supporter Attitude: High on Life (up one level)
Supporter Club: 1,412 (up 22 from last week)
Up Next: We have what should be an easy win against the last-place Syracuse Supers. Stay tuned!