Quote:
Originally posted by Craptacular
Spaceballs (which has way too many to just pick one):
(after President Skroob tells them to comb the desert for the Princess)
Dark Helmet: "Found anything yet?"
Two white soldiers with giant comb: "No sir."
Dark Helmet: "And you?"
Two more white soldiers with giant comb: "Nothing yet sir!"
Dark Helmet: "What about you guys?"
Two black soldiers with giant afro pick: "We ain't found shit!"
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LOL
"I don't even have a piece of sh*t; I have to envy yours."
"My nuts are halfway up my ass, but other than that I'm perfect."
And anything from the Holy Grail.....
Hmm,
I could waste hours here....