[Coffee Warlord]

Let it be known that Galesburg will be sending two representatives to Fargo.

First, 20 year old Ken Shaffer. He's underage, he's insane, and he's jealous of Wiley Otero because he's a far better Winger. But Wiley isn't insane, despite his name. Ken has 4 yellow cards already, so be careful, he might flip out some more and start eating live crawfish.

Next, 27 year old Kenneth Loven. He's also insane, and he just got off the plane from Sweden. He doesn't speak English, and since he is Scandanavian, he may go Viking, flip out, and start raping and pillaging.

Both players plan on arriving drunk, and will be attending all events, assuming they don't flip out.