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Originally Posted by ardent enthusiast
I still remember the bad joke we told in school about this...
Kurt's eyes were blue.
One blew this way, the other blew that way.
Don't know if they were blue or not...but the joke circulated regardless.
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My two "favorite" jokes of this type (forgive the old references):
Did you hear Grace Kelly was on the radio? Yeah, and on the dashboard and on the winshield...(can be used for Lady Di, too)
What kind of wood doesn't float? Natalie Wood.