A bit of a Pre-Excerpt from the Duke/Southern game later on this evening from Greensboro..
Billy Packer: “Oh, God, please! Please don’t let this happen! Please, God, please – please don’t let Duke lose.”
Jim Nantz: “You know, Billy. Speaking of ‘lose’ – America can’t lose if they watch the world premiere of ‘Locusts’ right here on CBS on April 24th.”
Packer: “Fouls! Fouls! Constant fouling! Duke is getting fouled all the time, even when they’re in timeouts but the refs aren’t calling it. It’s a crime, I tell you – a crime!”
Nantz: “If you don’t like crimes, Billy, then be sure to watch ‘CSI: Miami,’ Monday at 10:00 p.m. on CBS.”
Packer: “No! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! It’s over. They’ve lost.”
Nantz: “Sorry, Billy. CBS doesn’t broadcast ‘Lost.’ But I will say that Duke’s ‘Numb3rs’ just didn’t stack up tonight. It’s been an ‘Amazing Race’ for them though, but they’re ‘Gone Without A Trace.’”
Packer: “I don’t care what the scoreboard says. Duke is still the greatest team ever and Mike Krzyzewski is the greatest coach of all time.”
Nantz: “And before we go, viewers, please don’t forget to tune in to the premier of the critically-acclaimed new series here on CBS: ‘Billy Packer Has Zero Credibility, Not That I Do Either, But Why Must I Do Games With This Guy?’ hosted by me, Jim Nantz, beginning after the NCAA Tournament.”
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IT'S ALL ABOUT THE BLACK & GOLD!!
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