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Originally Posted by Flasch186
Then I notice the guy to the right bending way over and to the left, closer to the guard...either he's fishing out his Johnson or he is trying to eye mine BUT I cant look at him. If I do, and I am wrong it could swing around on me wherein he'll be the one saying, "What the hell are you looking at?" and then it'll be a penis standoff!!! I left finally, and felt molested afterward...I went home and took a Crying Game type shower. Hold me.
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I have a buddy who tells a story about how one time at a hockey game he was taking a leak when a guy came in and stood at the urinal next to him even though the bathroom was empty. The dude then looked over at my buddy's nether region, and then looked my buddy in the eye and said, "Nice cock you got there."
I don't think I have to say that my bud got out of there as fast as he could...