[GrantDawg]

Originally Posted by Benjamin Dover

My favorite was the Ukrainian hottie who pole-danced to Bohemian Rhapsody:

Mama, I've joost keeled a man, (drops to floor does back arch)

Poot a gun against hees head, (spreads legs and throws head back)

Pooled a treeger,now hee's dead, (jumps to feet, spins and caresses inner thigh)

Mama, live had joost beegun, (with back to judges, does a booty shake)

Boot now I’ve gone and thown eet all avaay- (bent over, peers at judges through spread legs)

Simon: I think you might be quite successful in Hollywood...just not on American Idol.

Girl leaves crying: Now I'll never get my visa!

Can you get a visa working in internet porn?