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Originally Posted by MattJones4Heisman
blue moon you knew just what i was there for blue moon you knew just what i was there for blue moon .......... blue moon .........
[some other unrecognizable song attempted briefly]
blue moon
Simon: appalling
girl leaves in tears
I LOVE THIS SHOW
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My favorite was the Ukrainian hottie who pole-danced to Bohemian Rhapsody:
Mama, I've joost keeled a man, (drops to floor does back arch)
Poot a gun against hees head, (spreads legs and throws head back)
Pooled a treeger,now hee's dead, (jumps to feet, spins and caresses inner thigh)
Mama, live had joost beegun, (with back to judges, does a booty shake)
Boot now I’ve gone and thown eet all avaay- (bent over, peers at judges through spread legs)
Simon: I think you might be quite successful in Hollywood...just not on American Idol.
Girl leaves crying: Now I'll never get my visa!