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In addition to punishing the "accused", I would love to see Mom shown the err of her ways. Just once, I want to see a comment along the lines of "He f'ed up. What else can I say?"

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Student drank soda poop; classmate booked

By JASON NARK
Philadelphia Daily News

Children are the future and that includes the South Jersey student who allegedly defecated in a classmate's soda and those who laughed as the classmate unwittingly drank it.

It happened March 29 inside a classroom at Haddon Township High School, authorities said.

"Apparently once the victim drank from the cup, students in the classroom erupted in laughter," said Jason Laughlin, a spokesman for the Camden County Prosecutor's Office.

When a teacher found out the next day, Laughlin said, the accused 17-year-old was charged with aggravated assault and tampering with a food product.

Calls to the principal for comment were not returned yesterday, and Superintendent Mark Raivetz declined to say whether the junior had been disciplined.

The accused, a standout wrestler, was not identified because of his age. His mother said the incident was being "blown out of proportion" and declined to comment further. His father is a physical-education teacher in the district.

The suspect has a scheduled hearing Thursday in Camden County Superior Court, Laughlin said.

17? I thought this was going to be about middle school kids.

Haddon is just across the river from Philly.

Just sayin.

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Originally Posted by Logan (Post 2287363)

Haddon is just across the river from Philly.

Just sayin.

Jersey has struck me as a nice state if not for the fact that it contains both the ass ends of Philadelphia and NYC. The rest of the state seems quite nice and pleasant.

SI

I hope he gets to polish his "standout wrestling" in jail.

well that's a shitty thing to do to someone

i find this story difficult to swallow

Every time I read one of these stories I'm struck by the fact that I know of a similar story from my High School days but these kinds of things never made it to the local news (let alone national).

I guess when we put frog guts into a cup with water and had a neighborhood kid drink it, the local news should have been called on us?

Who said that Gilbert Arenas couldn't be a role model for kids?

Hmm. I remember the kid that put razor blades in the ketchup. Not sure what he was trying to accomplish really(other than getting expelled, which he did). But I bet in 2010 it's in the news *sigh*.

Um, well....I have to admit that once long ago, I rubbed a bunch of pretzels on my ass, then gave a friend of mine the bag. He ate them, and thus "Ass-Pretzel Boy" was born. Should I feel guilty?

Well, that depends. Did you get to bang a young Shannon Doherty afterward?

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Originally Posted by SteveMax58 (Post 2287465)

Every time I read one of these stories I'm struck by the fact that I know of a similar story from my High School days but these kinds of things never made it to the local news (let alone national).

You know, there's a point to be made there.

SI

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Originally Posted by tyketime (Post 2287352)

In addition to punishing the "accused", I would love to see Mom shown the err of her ways. Just once, I want to see a comment along the lines of "He f'ed up. What else can I say?"

Just once, I want to see a parent say "I am embarrassed. My family is embarrassed. I did not raise my child to do this sort of thing. I hope their family can accept the apology of my family. My child will regret this, I assure them."

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Originally Posted by SteveMax58 (Post 2287465)

Every time I read one of these stories I'm struck by the fact that I know of a similar story from my High School days but these kinds of things never made it to the local news (let alone national).

+1. I don't ever remember poop being involved, but definitely quite a few pranks involving soda + piss back in high school.

Turns out it was all a misunderstanding. Diet Dr. Pepper does taste more like regular Dr. Pepper!

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Originally Posted by M GO BLUE!!! (Post 2287621)

No Shit (No pun intended)

The type that would say this, is also often the type that would be waiting for the courthouse to open Monday morning to file suit against the school if someone did this to her little Angel.

We had a kid in high school who put ipecac (?) syrup in someone's drink. Still, taking a crap in it? That's a special dedication to asshattery I'm glad I don't have.

I agree on both counts: back in our day, this wouldn't have been in the news. But in addition, it would be nice if parents would express that sort of embarrassment.

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Originally Posted by Hammer755 (Post 2287561)

Who said that Gilbert Arenas couldn't be a role model for kids?

This sounds like he had more of a Najeh Davenport type of role model.

Another one - "Sack Tapping."

It's not a "growing fad." I think we called this Rack'Em in grade school. And it wasn't a tap or slap, either. We jsut didn't have video cameras to record the event.

'Sack Tapping': Boys Punch Groin, Testicles in Dangerous Game, Post Video Online - ABC News

Sounds like SackAttack has some 'splainin' to do.