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Unholy crap!

$120 for a blanket is a shitty deal

:D

Something stinks.

That's great and all...unless you dutch oven her...

They need to make underwear from this material. I didn't say boxers because women's farts can be just as deadly.

They actually do.

Flatulence Deodorizer by Flat-D Innovations is a flatulence filter pad for intestinal gas odor control, like activated charcoal underwear

Wait, on second thought, that takes the fun out of crop dusting.

Do farts really wreak that much havoc on relationships? I lived with a girl for two years, and this was the least of our problems.

Dutch ovening is one of the underrated joys of parenting.

In light of Joe Posnanski's hilarious blogging about a bunch of informercials over the years, the first thing I thought when I saw this thread was, "I hope Joe writes something about this one." And sure enough, this morning on his blog, he's got The Marriage Blanket as one of a few possible upcoming blog topics. Awesome!