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cartman

04-30-2010 08:40 AM

Ben, I found a story worse than the pinecone one

Yikes!

Chef dies after feeling eel | The Sun |News

Quote:

A CHEF has died after an EEL was put up his bum.

Shocked doctors in Sichuan, China, found the sea creature in the 59-year-old man's rectum after his death, it has been reported.

The 50cm long Asian swamp eel was allegedly inserted into the unnamed man's bottom, after he passed out drunk, by pals playing a prank on him.

Medics said the eel had devoured his bowels.

Mizzou B-ball fan

04-30-2010 08:48 AM

:eek: :jawdrop:

Swaggs

04-30-2010 08:49 AM

Geez... between this, the grandma/grandson lovechild, and the dude that hasn't eaten for 70-years, FOFC is beginning to look more and more like the National Enquirer everyday.

Toddzilla

04-30-2010 08:58 AM

Pro Tip: Feed the eel beforehand

Mizzou B-ball fan

04-30-2010 09:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Toddzilla (Post 2275420)

Pro Tip: Feed the eel beforehand

Please do not post this while I'm taking a drink of pop. It can end badly. Thanks.

Toddzilla

04-30-2010 09:55 AM

I was heading out this afternoon with my wife for sushi.

no longer the case.

tyketime

04-30-2010 11:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Swaggs (Post 2275415)

Geez... between this, the grandma/grandson lovechild, and the dude that hasn't eaten for 70-years, FOFC is beginning to look more and more like the National Enquirer everyday.

I regret having to read this thread... However, that would be the "Pulitzer Prize nominated National Enquirer". ;)

Easy Mac

04-30-2010 11:53 AM

So was the headline meant to be a pun?

cartman

04-30-2010 11:59 AM

I sense a sequel to "Red Corner". But Richard Gere has to reprise his role.

JPhillips

04-30-2010 12:05 PM

I'm pretty sure I've never been so drunk that a 50 cm eel could be shoved up my ass without my knowledge.

I. J. Reilly

04-30-2010 12:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JPhillips (Post 2275539)

I'm pretty sure I've never been so drunk that a 50 cm eel could be shoved up my ass without my knowledge.

How about with you knowledge? Ever been that drunk?

JPhillips

04-30-2010 12:12 PM

I'm pretty sure I would see that as a bad idea, but if it came up as part of a MFF, well....

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