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tyketime 04-20-2010 10:48 PM

Talk About Earth-Shaking Sex
 
Couldn't Resist...
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Women who dress provocatively and tempt people into promiscuity are to blame for earthquakes, a leading Iranian hard-line cleric has apparently said.

The prayer leader, Hojatoleslam Kazim Sadeghi, says women and girls who "don't dress appropriately" spread "promiscuity in society."

"When promiscuity spreads, earthquakes increase," he says in a video posted Monday on YouTube, apparently of him leading Friday prayers in Tehran, Iran, last week.

Tigercat 04-20-2010 11:02 PM

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Originally Posted by tyketime (Post 2268777)
Talk About Earth-Shaking Sex


So this isn't the thread where we can lie and exaggerate about our sexual escapades? Damn.

Dodgerchick 04-20-2010 11:05 PM

So it's California's fault! For shame.

Greyroofoo 04-20-2010 11:20 PM

so we can blame the earthquakes on tk?

Mustang 04-20-2010 11:34 PM

I see that Iran has caught up to 1992. They just can't take Rump Shaker so seriously.

EagleFan 04-21-2010 12:10 AM

Everytime I think I have heard it all leave it to some religious fanatic to raise (lower?) the bar...

But I guess without religious fanatics and conspiracy theorists I would lose some of my entertainment...

Mizzou B-ball fan 04-21-2010 06:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Dodgerchick (Post 2268791)
So it's California's fault! For shame.


This post deserves much more attention than it's receiving. Well played.

molson 04-21-2010 06:58 AM

This would explain why there's never any earthquakes in Idaho. :(

Matthean 04-21-2010 07:12 AM

Shouldn't Texas be in danger due to Jessica Simpson being sexual napalm? :lol:

RendeR 04-21-2010 11:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Matthean (Post 2268869)
Shouldn't Texas be in danger due to Jessica Simpson being sexual napalm? :lol:



No, Texas is safe because Jessica Simpson is Sexual FACE-palm...


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