ping: Audrina
 

I would like to make it CLEAR! My wife and audrina have severed all ties! We no longer deal with that fake world and fake people like her.

Audrina - Don't hate because your nasty Tijuana plastic surgery got you no press... and my wife is #1 story on people - 5 days in a row!

Who elected you to gage cool - BITCH! Why don't u and ur played out 90s singer Cabrera go into a bathroom stall and do what u do best...

Audrina - you want press? Leak another 50 naked photos of yourself like u did to get relevant to in the first place.

So glad my wife gets her surgery in bev hills and not where Jwow and audrina go. We love american doctors!

So Subby is a spambot. I could've told you that shit 6 years ago.

i thought i was gage cool

That's what I call you around my family.

Naked pictures? Someone named Audrina?

Google calls...

Edit: Little did I realize this was some celebrity spat bitchfest. I feel dumber for now knowing this.

subby's married? anyways...i want to see pics of this wife pre and post surgery...

Yes? Everybody knows that?

The Superficial has your back: The Superficial - Spencer Pratt attacks Audrina's wonk-boobs

oh - this was you channeling spencer pratt

meh...the "new and improved heidi montag" is disgusting to me. sure the rack is massive, but the face is so fucking fugly that she's a 2-bagger. it looks...smooshed and featureless.

If she's a two bagger, I'd love to see that ass you are pulling in DT.

Not only that, but he's had sex at least four times!

EDIT: With a girl!

Sure thing.

It's not that she's ugly. She just looks like a resident of the uncanny valley.

I always figured Subby had a dark colored beard.

i dont know who any of these people are :(

just because i'm not pulling in any ass doesn't mean i should lower my standards

yes it does....

to you maybe. i prefer to retain my standards and die alone.

i've come to terms with the fact that at this point i'll probably be alone for the rest of my life, and frankly...i'm alright with that. my money is my own, my time is my own, i don't have to answer to anybody except myself.

I don't know what you're talking about. He has the Captain America mask tattooed on his face.

Having standards are good and sticking by them is even better, but sometimes you have to be realistic at the same time that's all I am saying. No she's not the hottest chick but calling her a 2 bagger is crazy IMO.

Yeah, I agree with this. She annoys the hell out of me, and all the coverage she gets from the media annoys me. But I'm on in a flash if I get a chance. I know many two baggers. She's better looking than they are.

wtf are all these "celebs"? Never heard of em.

with that face? seriously?? it makes me fucking CRINGE to look at it

Went from a very good-looking girl to a fucking House of Wax whorehouse nightmare.

BEFORE



AFTER

7.5
6
4

I'm not particularly into blondes or oversized fake boobs, but I'm surprised that folks find her unattractive. She looks like about 75% of the California-type girls that have big fake boobs and bleached, blonde hair, but I'm sure she'd catch most folks' eyes if they saw her around town.

She's about a 5 or 6 by Hollywood standards, but she's a solid 9 for the day-to-day world.

Sorry, but you're fucking nuts.

but after a night of chugging vodka and tea at Mr Goodbar's and eating 2-4-1 pizza next door, I'd be ready to play slap n tickle with her..without the 2 bags...

She's got a bizarre Tory Spelling vibe going in the after pic. Definitely not pretty.

Seems a few of you might be more interested in this:



Than in this:

Actually, this is the first time I've seen either of them, and neither interest me for any reason.

No woman on the planet that has fake tits can possibly be rated higher than a 7. Silly cones are an automatic minus 3.

Next photo in the series:

Only pics within the last month or so apply. Google images will not give the right impression of what she looks like in the present.

Yes, this. Those earlier pictures, which I've never seen, look decent. But I would run the other way from current day Montag, with those creepy eyes and that leathery face. She looks like that mummy fashion designer.

MJ4H's addition to that sequence made me LOL.

Excellent.