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gottimd

11-30-2004 10:09 AM

If I was an Evil Overlord....

Just in case any of you have intentions on becoming an evil overlord, here is a list of things to do or actions to take when becoming one.

Just thought I would pass along to help the evil doers prioritize and get their agenda straight.

Ben E Lou

11-30-2004 10:15 AM

Ming The Merciless really should have read this list.

JeeberD

11-30-2004 10:25 AM

Good stuff... :D

Fritz

11-30-2004 10:55 AM

"I will hire a talented fashion designer to create original uniforms for my Legions of Terror, as opposed to some cheap knock-offs that make them look like Nazi stormtroopers, Roman footsoldiers, or savage Mongol hordes. All were eventually defeated and I want my troops to have a more positive mind-set."

Noop	11-30-2004 11:16 AM

Haha this was dope.

Franklinnoble

11-30-2004 11:55 AM

Quote:

I will be neither chivalrous nor sporting. If I have an unstoppable superweapon, I will use it as early and as often as possible instead of keeping it in reserve.

Crapshoot

11-30-2004 01:46 PM

Great old list- on my bookmarks for 3 years now.. :D

Eaglesfan27

11-30-2004 05:30 PM

I never saw this before. Thanks for posting this as it was very funny :)

SplitPersonality1

11-30-2004 05:31 PM

Quote:

I will not grow a goatee. In the old days they made you look diabolic. Now they just make you look like a disaffected member of Generation X.

One of my favorites.

Crapshoot

03-23-2006 09:12 AM

bump - this is one of my favorite lists, and ought to be required reading for those of you with world domination ambitions. :D

Runtheball

03-23-2006 11:10 AM

Great stuff. Is there a study guide or workbook that goes along with this list?

pennywisesb

03-23-2006 11:32 AM

Haha, I missed this the first time around, that was hilarious.

:D

Lathum

03-23-2006 03:14 PM

good stuff

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