The Legend of Pumpy Tudors
 

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oh god

MRobot said, "you're a true gentleman in the bounty hunter guild"

"do you have stairs in your house"

LOL!

Pumpy, I had no idea

OMG YOUR BLOG IS SO DONE

What gets me is that the article MikeVic linked to was posted about a year after the incident actually happened. I thought the whole ordeal was over with, and then this guy just posts a blog about it out of nowhere. I don't even know the guy.

This is truly a joke that never dies. I never intended for it to go on for so long. In fact, after I stopped talking to MRobot that night, I had pretty much forgotten about it until I got an anonymous message to check out a thread on CardPlayer's forums. It just snowballed from there.

Wait, that's actually you?

It brings a whole new level to things, doesn't it?

Yes it does. I'm scared of you, Boba.

Yeah... I bet that guy had NO IDEA he was talking to Patrick Ewing! :cool:

A VAMPIRE Patrick Ewing, no less!

i am so done

Had enough blood, I see?

Pumpy Tudors: BOUNTY HUNTER.

That. is. so. Bad. Ass.

I think his designation thing should be changed to "Bounty Hunter."

^5, pure awesome.

PumpyTudors [observer] said, "Do you have stairs in your house?"
MRobot said, "no"
PumpyTudors [observer] said, "OK."


That wasn't really the end of the conversation, was it? :(

DO EITHER OF YOU HAVE STAIRS IN YOUR HOUSE? IF NOT, PLEASE GO TO A HOUSE WITH STAIRS AND AWAIT FURTHER INSTRUCTIONS!

Made my day, thank you pumpy :)

From another anonymous email:

hxxp://youtube.com/watch?v=KLo62hGxlAc

What the?!?! He speaks!!

Nope, there was more, but it was pretty much the same kind of stuff, I think. It's been over two years now, so I don't remember it that well anymore. :)

I feel like I know Pumpy well, and yet I was shocked by this.

Pumpy's legend spreads across the Internet.
It's why I'm here.

Fixed.

I could see Phil Ivey being a bounty hunter in the .25/.50 limit game.

I almost feel like Pumpy jumped the shark for me :(

In the history of message boards, there has never been better use of this:

I feel like the next Martha Stewart.

(I don't get the stairs thing- could someone explain that to me. Is Pumpy a Dalek or something?)

SI

The stairs thing is just a way that members of the SomethingAwful forums used to identify each other. It was kind of a call-and-response thing. The question is "Do you have stairs in your house?" The answer is something that doesn't really make sense out of context. Anyway, with the way that the guy was playing along with me, I thought maybe he knew me from the forums, but I guess he didn't.

Anyway, that aside, I'm surprised that it's taken this long for me to jump the shark with some folks. I have a longer Internet life than some of the other crap that's been around. :)

You haven't jumped the shark for me, Pumpy.

MikeVic is still on your side, Pumpy! Hopefully that will get you through!

Is this the same Pumpy Tudors who coaches UNLV in the fofc-bbcf?

Because I like to boogie.

who is pumpy tudors

I sure hope so.

Please stop quoting my songs. :D

Jumped the shark? Hell no! It's more like you're this hidden entertainment FOFC has provided that I am just now discovering. :)

+1

Although I don't think it is hidden. I just think he was only giving us samplers of his comedy. That video was hilarious and it is my first official favorite on YouTube.

In case anyone wonders about the "stairs" thing. :)

hxxp://www.somethingawful.com/d/icq-pranks/icq-transcript-space.php

http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...+in+your+house

what better your face or my fist

LOL

I can't believe you used your real name.

Just noticed yer signature. LLLLLOOOOVVVEE IT!

Wow.

Pure greatness.

Pumpy throughout history!!

LOL!