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MikeVic 07-05-2005 10:17 PM

SI: Winnie the Pooh
 
Uhh.. ok.

Link


Hundred Aker Wood Power Rankings

7. Piglet, G: Sees the floor well and is a solid passer off the dribble ... can get into the paint, but it usually ends up all over him ... likes to wear a long striped shirt ... pink.

6. Eeyore, C: An imposing presence in the post when he's interested ... quiet but highly coachable, will work his tail off even though it keeps falling off ... unlimited downside potential: has struggled with bouts of manic depression.

5. Owl, SF/SG: An eloquent speaker with a high basketball IQ ... has a wingspan of about 42 inches, a feathery jumpshot and range of up to 30-40 miles ... can be engaging to the point where he loses focus, making him a defensive liability.

4. Rabbit, PF/C: Possesses strong leadership skills and a decisive first move ... often seizes any opportunity to take charge ... can take a charge ... likes to make lists ... is prone to becoming disoriented in unfamiliar surroundings ...

3. Roo, PG/G: Like Wake's Chris Paul, is a tad undersized for the position, but has an explosive first step which allows him to create his own shot ... moves well without the ball and is an excellent help defender.

2. Pooh, F: Biggest asset are his hands ... can finish with either the right or the left and holds on to the ball in traffic ... is the type of player that can make the guys around him better ... has a tendency to get sticky feet and park himself in the lane ... has struggled with his weight ... free-throw shooting, appetite for honey remain issues.

1. Tigger, F/G: A superior athlete who rarely gets tired ... can jump out of the gym ... is a long and lean with the ability to defend four different positions while sitting on his tale ... his top is made out of rubber, his bottom is made out of springs and I'm telling you he is the best shot-blocker I have ever seen in my life.

Izulde 07-05-2005 10:21 PM

Hahaha, gold!

Maple Leafs 07-06-2005 08:27 AM

There are officially too many sports columnists on the internets.

MalcPow 07-06-2005 09:25 AM

I saw Skip Bayless trashing Tigger's myspace account the other day too. Seriously though, what's going on?

cuervo72 07-06-2005 09:58 AM

Worth noting that the voices of both Tigger and Piglet both died last week, a day apart.

cuervo72 07-06-2005 10:01 AM

Dola - which was reported in another thread of course, but didn't get much attention.

kcchief19 07-06-2005 11:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Maple Leafs
There are officially too many sports columnists on the internets.

"I don't even have no internet."
-Former Missouri Head Coach Larry Smith

CHEMICAL SOLDIER 07-06-2005 11:56 AM

I think this PooH kid will be the next Charles Barkley.

sterlingice 07-06-2005 01:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cuervo72
Worth noting that the voices of both Tigger and Piglet both died last week, a day apart.


Disney voice actor hitlist conspiracy!

SI

Ragone 07-06-2005 05:03 PM

Man Christopher robbin was robbed.. he clearly should have been in the top 3

TredWel 07-06-2005 05:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ragone
Man Christopher robbin was robbed.. he clearly should have been in the top 3


Thanks to the new CBA, C-Robby was denied early entry into the draft. His lawyers are busy challenging the validity of the age limit.

CHEMICAL SOLDIER 07-06-2005 05:41 PM

Tigger will be the biggest bust of the draft.


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