FOFC Member Did you Know?
 

Did you know cuervo72 once played the keytaur for Berlin?*


*I did not know this either. In part because its validity may be in question.

Quiksand strangled a bear once. Maybe even twice.

Did you know Mizzou B-ball fan once owned an original Microsoft XBox but vowed to go "all Sony or nothing" after one of the potato controllers fell on his foot?

That's not technically correct. The true reason was the bad breakup with my ex-girlfriend at the time........

Thanks for ruining my thread of interesting facts about FOFC members you may not have known.

Did You Know: Coffee Warlord once wrestled former WWE wrestler Hercules Hernandez to a time limit draw in an independent wrestling card held in San Jose?

Did you know Rizon once met Ted Ginn Jr. in person and did not punch him in the face?

Did you know Karlfornia cheated on his loving girlfriend with some slag, contracted chlamydia and then gave it to said girlfriend?

Reggie Ball is the love child of JiMGA. That's the reason he was so hard on him. A father just wanting the best out of his son.

Did you know Pumpy rubbed one out to that pic MBBF posted?

Did you know Logan once won a game of hide and seek by hiding in that chick's gunt?

Did you know they're remaking the karate kid, only the kid learns kung-fu instead, but they're still calling it The Karate Kid?

Did you know that even THAT chick shot down Izulde?

Did you know that Swaggs once celebrated a big WVU win by NOT burning his couch?

Well, you wanted the truth, didn't you?!?!?! Or can you not handle the truth?!?!?!

So what does Swaggs do exactly to achieve this 'big WVU'?

mrskippy actually did accept a banning

My last one...

Did you know that saldana is NOT a chick?

Hey. We're looking for true facts here.

Mel Kiper's Hair isn't referencing the hair on his head.

So like Lee Corso he wears a merkin.

QuikSand thought he was wrong once. Turns out he was mistaken.

2/3 posters in this thread drive a Miata.

Cartman once thought he was cocky and funny, then later found out he was only cocky.

That all the information in this thread is lifted verbatim from SportsDigs?

Flasch turned down the role of Omar on The Wire.

Did you know Dodgerchick had sex with Al Davis the week before she met Antmeister?

Did you know that Pumpy sometimes calls his penis Al Davis?

shit just got real

Did you know that Pumpy bowls like a girl?

HOW DID I GET INVOLVED

Dr. Sak once competed in the Junior Olympics in Pairs Figure Skating. His partner was Brian Boitano.

...and by "Brian Boitano," I mean Pumpy Tudors.

Does he keep telling it to "go deep"?

Only 5 of these are even true.

(including only 2 of the Pumpy ones)

What would Pumpy Tudors do???

Pumpy couldn't get Kathy Griffin, so he banged Vicki Lewis instead.

Did you know Pumpy Tudors once deep throated a drum stick because he was bored and didn't gag?

85% of FOFC members would rather fuck a sandwich than play Maximum Football.

Molson once made a post he did not later edit.

this is pretty much bullshit imo

That Jim Gindin hasn't made a new version of FOF because he's too busy with his day job, working on the Large Hadron Collider... ;)

You are not getting any of this, so you better be ready to settle for Vicki Lewis!

Pumpy once dated Lisa Lampanelli, before she was into bowlers

Vicki Lawrence?

prove it.

Okily Dokily.

Does this look familiar to you?

Did you know that the night SirFozzie beat me up I actually had the last laugh since I am a Yankees fan?

LOL!

Did you know that this thread has jumped the shark?