Couldn't leave well enough alone
 

one of you has made a mistake of epic proportions. one of you here thinks he's slick and wants to fuck around. ok. you can fuck around. but i take things to the next level.

ok, you got my attention. now you gotta live with it.

i won't play my hand just yet, i'll just let it sink in so you can go over some of the possible things i plan on doing.

just you remember, you did this to yourself. no matter what happens from this point on, you did it to yourself and you'll have no one else to blame for it.

"I ain't gonna warn ya when i'm coming up on ya"
-House Of Pain

What?

WB HA

It's been an interesting day on the old FOFC...

Seriously. Over / under on the thread? I give it 55 posts.

I'm guessing this has everything to do with Dean Houston.

One of you didn't change the password.
One of you is not evil, just retarded.
A skippity bippity bop, shabop, chaaaaaaa.

Am I no longer an administator over at deanhouston.org or what???

I'm talkin bout a yankee rose.

wait, so someone says they're leaving... and they come back? This is like a crappy soap opera, but without the awkardly heterosexual love scences (but plenty of homosexual ones).

Speaking of not leaving well enough alone, Suicane, buh-bye.

Nice to have you back, my man.

I wish I understood more of what happens here on this board. Or maybe just in this thread.

alright, we need to make sure to drag this thread out as long as possible with idiotic banter like all the other "you are banned" threads.

ya go to work, and you miss everything... i may have to quit my job.

Suicane75 got himself suspended earlier today. He then posted in this thread under another name. That is a no-no.

No kidding. Would you guys wear numbers or something so the rest of us can keep track?

How big of a no-no?

Oh great, now this is going to be the part where someone gets suspended, some posts get deleted, the people who know about it drop little hints all over and nobody else has any idea what's going on...

Nevermind, Just saw the banned under Suicane's name in another thread. Seems like harsh treatment for a long time member, but then again I don't understand half of what goes on around here.

Carry on.

A bannable no-no. That has been announced plenty of times.

Its like Dawson's Creek when Pacey and Joey were dating behind Dawson's back and he had to find out from Jen.

Holy shit, Suicane got fucking banned for posting one post under DLR? Ban the DLR name, not Suicane, just keep that suspended. This is terrible news.

I knew it was bannable...but didn't know it was an autoban type of offense on the first offense...or even if this was a first offense.

The Suicane login was already banned when the DLR post was made.

I blame the media.

I blame Drew Rosenhaus

No, it was suspended.

semantics... :D

Shorty hates the ban.

I think it all goes back to the hole left in the universe when Tony and Angela got together on Who's The Boss?

no, I think it's all been proven we're all figments of a child's imagination in a snowglobe. Haven't any of you seen St Elsewhere?

We are part of Newhart's nightmare.

Suicane's my boy.

Fixed. :D

Shorty, I love ya man, but Suicane deserves what it got. This has always been a bannable offense.

I know, it's fine.

*slowly backs out of thread*

the guy below me is easy

he made the moves on a 13 year old Nebraskan girl.

Okay, sombody has to ask so it might as well be me, "What did Suicane do to get suspended?"

Actually, I don't care... as long as I didn't lose posts. :D

What SkyDog said.

There may have been more to that thread, but I didn't make it much past the first post or two.

He posted a thread (now since deleted) that got, I think, more "reported posts" than any other in the time that I've been a mod. The thread was about a perverse sexual practice, in rather graphic detail.

Well at least he wasnt in my werewolf game :D

Yeah, but he was Scully in my not werewolf game.

Now, I was at work, so based on the title of said thread, I DID NOT OPEN IT(novel idea, I know).

Who the hell reports stuff?

Hmmm... So if it was Suicane who "made a mistake of epic proportions" and he ended up getting banned in this very thread, does that make HA more powerful than we could possibly imagine? We need to keep things in context here.

:( I liked Suicane.

HA and I are now tag-team partners, kind of like when Ole Anderson and Dusty Rhodes teamed up for a while.

I'm guessing this is a porn reference. If only Suicane were around to confirm my suspicions.

MikeVic and I are on the same page.

Page 2!

Which one of you is Ole.. just so I know who to expect to turn on the other and break the other's leg?

(yes, I just referenced 80's NWA wrestling, what can I say... :D)

The only question remaining is this: Who enlists the help of "The Masked Assassins?" *

*-Odds are that no one else, other than *maybe* JonInMiddleGA, fully can understand this reference.

Dang, you remember it! Yes, the storyline ended when Ole convinced Dusty to take on the Masked Assassins in a cage match, with Gene as the "special referee." The Minnesota Wrecking Crew (complete with their good ol' boy Southern Accents) then attacked Dusty with the help of the Assassins in the locked cage with no ref.

I miss those days. Sitting at my grandpa's house in Lake Alfred, FL, watching as much wrestling as we could get. Dusty Rhodes and his cheese grater forehead was my favorite. To bad his son Dustin (who my grandpa used to say would be the best ever), turned out to be such a dud. Gold Dust? Blech.

Shorty, you might want to consider a career in law after college. You have a knack for standing up for people.

Well, maybe an advocate, because I haven't seen you reverse a decision yet, but you sure can make a case.

He's no Sandy Cohen.

Just got home from work. This news is postively delightful - so much so that I'm going to stop what I'm doing now and express my delight by jacking off, and the ejaculate that emerges from bringing myself to climax will be glorious.

i'll sleep better at night knowing that me coming back has made Suicane, an uglier, unfunnier version of me without the penile girth, a banned member.i hope it's not the ban where he can't even read the pages. no, i want him to be able to read this knowing full well after i hit enter i'm proceeding to my favorite porn site and will masturbate in celebration. i want him to be able to read this and not be able to do anything about it, like going to a whore house (or what people refer to as "The House Of Suicane's Mother") with a limp, useless impotent penis.

Yay! Post #2 in the Attention Whore comeback tour!

Man, let it go.

HA is allowed to post
Suicane banned

Head explodes.

which head?

I don't pay as much attention. Is "banned" like for life or is banned the same as "In the box?"

Its like VBFF

I plead the fifth, for fear that I'll be banned.




Please don't report me

Bye bye, HA. Again.

Shorty, i like you, i don't care if you can't grow a sufficient amount of pubic hair - or facial hair for that matter - but don't go sticking up for Suicane.

one of my motto's is "don't ever be afraid to be a hero", but in this instance this isn't something worth fighting for. yes, SkyDog has an itchy trigger finger, and has made some questionable calls in his time, but i support his decision this time wholeheartedly. I know Suicane is sov's fuck friend, so if he wanted to defend his piece of ass (while being suspended) then that's the bed he has to sleep in. just don't go getting in to bed with him.

Too Funny.

I think shorty is really upset because he won't be able to tease Sui about how he mis-spelled his name anymore.

I actually have that poster on my wall.. its right next to that "hang in there" cat poster

See This is what I mean when I say I don't know about anything that goes on around here. I didn't even know that Sov and Suicane knew each other, let alone that Shorty had no pubes.

you are allowed to report me if what i wrote offended you. i didn't want to come back, but sov knows why i had to. i would have preferred he kept whatever probs he had with me (and i still don't know why he did what he did when he had a prob with what Schmidty/stevew said, don't know how i got involved) restricted to *my* website, Dean Houston.org, where i'd be allowed to speak freely without fear of being suspended/banned, but sov made it so that i couldn't do that.

SkyDog has been made fully aware of the issue. it is his call whether he wants to let people know what happened - like i said i prefer to keep these things confined to my website where I have freedom of speech. things have been nice and quiet around here without me and i respect his decision if he doesn't want me bringing the drama here. he knows full well what sov did, and fortunately he harbored no ill will against me and did what he could to help me.

FOFC 90210

dammit, now I'm almost compelled to go to your website.

This is like trying to follow the matrix and watching the freakin anime and playing the video game so we can know whats going on.

I think HA is a human version of Strong Bad.

A bipolar Strongbad maybe.

I just did. It is crazy. There are outcast posters from the FOFC that now reside there. This is the best soap opera for guys around. Wow!

well this and Laguna Beach: The Real OC Season 2

I did the same. I agree wholeheartedly. It's an odd, scary place.

Sometimes I go to Dean Houston.org just to see if he has the guts to post the picture of the kid he slapped.

Like Cool World?

Only with pictures of penile challenged men.

Yes. I do believe that's an apt analogy.

to further my analogy:

Strongbadia, Pop. Tire

=

deanhouston.org, Pop. empty lube bottle

I knew my obsessive knowledge of Brad Pitt movies would pay off

Least he gets pics of himself with decent looking chicks. You jack off and bang innocent sandwiches.

Classic...

Don't go into the light, Carol Ann!

You've obviously never been around a Reuben for a sufficient period of time.

Hey, asshat. Have you changed your password yet?

Wow.

What a trollish little person you are.

Warm up the RWBL bus.

Better run, boys, I think Dad's coming down the hall, and he's taking his belt off.

You're an admitted hacker and trouble-maker who's been banned before. It has nothing to do with the RWBL.

uh oh, I hear Papa Don't Preach playing over the loud speaker.

i openly wish you to continue mocking me. i encourage it. this is like a rapist who has the cops hot on his trail after he raped one girl. you know your time is quickly drawing to a close, so start raping as many bitches as possible, because the guys on Cell Block 6 are hooting and hollering for some fresh meat. you figure "what the fuck, i'm screwed already, might as well make it worthwhile".

rape, pillage, destroy, friend...enjoy. the ice you stand on is cracking as we speak. :)

Why is all this crap on this board instead of that cess pool by the way? I'm missing the connection between the two.

just lightening the mood

apologies, now that i have use of my website back i'll keep it there.

it's just that sov can't get on to my website anymore, can't you sov, so i don't want him to miss all the fun.

Because a member that some people (maybe you) respects, is a hacker and an instigater. I don't think he should be able to just skate without repercussions. He calls out others and tries to hurt them without apology or regret, so he deserves what he gets. He's bad for the community. Just my opinion of course.