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Thunderdome - Two Men Enter! One Man Leaves!
Welcome to Thunderdome!
TWO MEN ENTER! ONE MAN LEAVES! TWO MEN ENTER! ONE MAN LEAVES! How decadent! I will be your host for Thunderdome. How did I get to be where I am today? I started in the same spot you are right now. A fighter. A warrior. A slave. I did my time ladies and gentlemen. I fought in Thunderdome. My spilt blood amused you all, but not as much as the blood of my opponents. I am Raven Hawk of House Corax! I have defeated untold opponents in ring. I have risen to fame and I have won my freedom. How did I do it, you ask? I won my tenth match in Thunderdome. With the money I received from that match, I opened House Corax, the newest power in Thunderdome! You can build your own house, too. But, it may cost you your lives . . . You have two options, maggots. You can work in the salt mines for your entire lives, or you can take your chance at Thunderdome and your freedome. What will it be? Think long and hard before you enter the ring, maggots. You wager your life for your freedom. Ten wins. That's all it takes. Ten wins and you can open your own stable of slave fighters. Are you willing to risk it? On with the show! TWO MEN ENTER! ONE MAN LEAVES! TWO MEN ENTER! ONE MAN LEAVES! The inaugural match of Thunderdome pits House Corax against The House of Four Fingers! Calaleus of House Corax has challenged Myrdrimor of The House of Four Fingers to Thunderdome! TWO MEN ENTER! ONE MAN LEAVES! TWO MEN ENTER! ONE MAN LEAVES! Thunderdome will contain the following weapons for the match: A length of rope, chains, an axe, and a chainsaw! Men! Are you ready to die for your freedom? BEGIN! ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Fight Card - Week 10: Undercard 4($12,000): Tony Harding (Rank 1, Bloodhaus) vs. Erin Flamebeard (Rank 1, The House of Four Fingers) Undercard 3($12,000): Pilot the Wretched (Rank 1, Bloodhaus) vs. King IV (Rank 1, House Corax) Undercard 2($18,000): Hakim Warrick (Rank 1, Bloodhaus) vs. The Black Stallion (Rank 2, Pain Unlimited) Undercard 1($25,000): Schizophrenic (Rank 2, House Corax) vs. Parvus Caesar (Rank 3, Pain Unlimited) Main Event($60,000): The Chief (Rank 3, Pain Unlimited) vs. Little Jeebie Dee (Rank 5, Malice Unchained) Current Fighter Listing:
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Calaleus (Corax, 0-0) vs. Myrdrimor (Four Fingers, 0-0)
Rope, Chains, Axe, Chainsaw Calaleus makes a mad dash for the axe and Myrdrimor heads straight for the chains. Myrdrimor gets picks the chains up in a flurry and begins swinging them about. He aims low but then swivels to change the line towards Calaleus' head! Calaleus attempts to block, but the chains whip around the shaft of the axe catching him full in the face. Blood flies from his face as a cut opens across Calaleus' nose and mouth. Calaleus stumbles slightly, but he regains his composure. With the chains wrapped around his axe shaft, he pulls at them in an attempt to disarm Myrdrimor. The chains fly across the dome rendering Myrdrimor weaponless. Myrdrimor heads toward the chainsaw as Calaleus swings the heavy axe. Myrdrimor barely escapes the axehead and makes his way to the chainsaw. He gives the starter a tug . . . nothing! Mydrimor is still able to get the chainsaw up to block another heavy swing of the axe. Myrdrimor gives the starter another tug. The chainsaw, still won't start! Calaleus, still bleeding heavy from the face, swings upward towards, Myrdrimor's midsection . . . and connects! Mydrimor jumps backwards with the blow, but to no avail. A large gash is opened in Myrdrimor's abdomen. Mydrimor, still backpedaling, gives the chainsaw another tug. It starts! Cheers come flying in from the crowd as the he revs up the engine. Still hurting from his stomach wound, he backs off and assumes a defensive posture. Both men stare each other down and swing at the same time! Calaleus comes with a mean overhead blow. It lands hard! On the chainsaw! Miraculously, Myrdrimor hangs on! If that blow had landed, it would have been the end of the fight! Astounded for a moment that his blow was blocked, Calaleus backs off a little. Now Myrdrimor is the aggressor again. Calaleus, waits patiently tries to get a shot in before the chainsaw comes in from his right. A short poke, is good enough to land in the ribs of Mydrimor and stops his aggressive charge in its tracks. Mydrimor, crumples to his knees and grabs at the gaping chest wound that punctured his ribs. {chanting} TWO MEN ENTER! ONE MAN LEAVES! TWO MEN ENTER! ONE MAN LEAVES!{/chanting} The crowd can smell the end. With a cocky walk, Calaleus eggs on the crowd, raising his hands in the air and joining the chant. Myrdrimor can do nothing but gasp for breath. The chainsaw has died beside him. All that is left to do is make peace with his god. Standing over Myrdrimor, Calaleus makes the execution short and to the point. Myrdrimor's head falls to the dirt. Calaleus has survived his first match and is 1/10th of his way to his freedom. |
Are you interested in winning your freedom?
Sign up below by entering your: Slave Name: Favorite Weapon: Stable Preference: Favorite Weapon can be chosen from the following list: Chainsaw Chains Machete Rapier Claymore Spiked Club Knife Axe Longsword Spear Crowbar Warhammer Lead Pipe Stables to choose from: House Corax The House of Four Fingers Bloodhaus Pain Unlimited Malice Unchained I'll provide a little more background on the houses in a little bit. |
House Corax - Founded by Raven Hawk who is a fair, but demanding owner. Won his freedom through fighting in Thunderdome. Each time you win, he can teach you a new weaponskill.
The House of Four Fingers - Founded by Four Fingered Flynn who is also won his way to freedom through Thunderdome. He is kindly and loyal. Each time you win, he will teach you how to better evade and parry attacks. Bloodhaus - Founded by Demetrius Cavish, wealthy noble who has never fought in Thunderdome. He is brutish and will view you as a commodity. He will sell you on a whim if he deams it will make him a profit. Each time you win, he'll buy you a new piece of armor to wear during a fight, increasing your resistance to damage. Pain Unlimited - Founded by Torbjorg Andreason, another veteran of Thunderdome. Torbjorg is a demanding overlord. He focuses training techniques. After every victory, Torbjorg will help you to increase your proficiency in one of four fighting styles: Normal, Aggressive, Defensive, or Misdirection. Malice Unchained - Founded by The Rooster, one of the most successful Thunderdome fighters (he won his freedom back in the day when you had to win 15 fights to be free), the house is financed by an unknown investor. The Rooster will teach his fighters how to get the drop on their opponents by using their wits. |
Now a little about this game. This is a simple little game that I've come up with that might be fun. The general rules are as follows:
1. Sign up as many times as you'd like. Only catch is that you can only have one character at a time. 2. This is a simple game based off of probability. Different things affect the probabilities, like weapon specialties, armor, technique training and defending. 3. The goal is to win your freedom. To win your freedom, you need to win 10 matches. Once you win your freedom, you can open your own stable. I haven't decided how I'm going to do that yet, but we'll find out if anybody ever gets there. 4. You can make your own challenges to other slaves, but they will be approved by your slave masters. If you don't make any challenges, your slave master will do that for you. You can only challenge somebody from a different stable. You can only have one challenge outstanding at a time. 5. I will try to run Thunderdome on a regular basis. Currently, I'm looking at Tuesday and Thursday around noon central time. I may not get to all challenges, but I'll keep the order posted in this thread so you know approximately when your match is coming up. 6. In the game, the challenger will always be considered the person with the worse record. If records are even, the person who submitted the challenge will be the challenger. 7. All slaves start out at rank 1. Each victory that they attain, they will gain another rank. Slaves may be sold between owners. The value for which they are sold depends on their rank. (This will become more important if you win your freedom and open your own stable, in which case, you may want to buy or sell fighters). 8. Each fighter will win prestige points based on each fight. You win 1 prestige point for each rank that you defeat. An owner may decline a challenge, but will lose prestige points equal to the number of ranks the challenger is below them. Example: John (Rank 3) challenges Fred (Rank 5). Fred doesn't like his chances against John, so he declines the challenge. In so doing, he loses 2 (5-3) prestige points. No prestige points are lost in declining a challenge from a higher ranked opponent. Declining a challenge of an equal ranked opponent carries a 2 prestige point penalty as crowds feel that it would be a fair fight. If you do not have any prestige points, you cannot decline the challenge and your House will accept the challenge for you. All fighters start out with 0 prestige points. Prestige points also determine how much of a "Freedom Bonus" you will receive if you win your freedom. The more prestige you have, the more money you will receive to start your own stable. Therefore a slave who wins 10 matches against rank 1 opponents, without declining any other challenges would have just enough $ to buy a 1 rank 1 fighter to start their stable. If you have less than 10 prestige points, you may need to start gambling some of your winnings, or fight "out of house" for money to purchase more fighters. 9. Players will no longer get to select their stables when they enter. Instead, they join the 'slave pool'. Every Friday an auction will be held and slaves will be purchased at that point by the houses that have enough money to buy them. Players can state a preference to their stable. However, that preference may not always be met depending on which houses have the money. After a slave is purchased by a house on Friday, they will be able to challenge a slave from another house for the following week's matches. I hope that everybody enjoys! 10. Each season will be 10 (5 weeks real time) weeks long, followed by an offseason where you will get to train. I haven't fully decided on how the training will work yet, but suffice to say, you can't train unless you've fought at some point during the season. Obviously if you're still alive, it means you've won at least one fight and you will get to train. You're training will not be limited to you're houses' specialty for this period. Current areas of training will include Strength (More Damage), Speed (Harder to Get Hit), Weapons (More effective at hitting, defending and hurting with said weapon), and Styles (Specialize and become more effective with a particular fighting style). I'm toying with a couple more ideas, but this is it for now. |
Slave Name: Godzillius Blitz
Favorite Weapon: Spiked Club Stable to Fight for: Bloodhaus Big spikes on that club, please. Who wants some? |
Slave Name: ajtuck
Favorite Weapon: Longsword Stable to Fight for: House Corax |
atjuck? What is that, Eskimo? How hard can it be to kill an Eskimo?
I challenge atjuck of House Corax. |
Slave Name: Froggius
Favorite Weapon: Claymore (i've always liked that big sucker of a sword...) Stable to Fight for: House of Pain Unlimited I will challenge whichever wimp stays standing after the previous fight... |
I sign up. You must wait. Time must be ample. Must read thread. Entirely. You will like. Ardent will live. You may not like.
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Slave Name: The Chief
Favorite Weapon: Trident & Net Stable to Fight for: House of Pain Unlimited I'm like that big mofo on Spartacus, only I won't die. :) CR |
Slave Name: MC˛
Favorite Weapon: Axe Stable to Fight for: The House of Four Fingers |
Slave Name: The Hunter
Favorite Weapon: Warhammer Stable to Fight for: Four Fingers |
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CR - need to pick a weapon from the list. As slaves do not enter the ring with a weapon in hand, The Chief would not be able to bring the Trident & Net into the the Thunderdome. |
Slave Name: Rizzaro
Favorite Weapon: Chains Stable to Fight for: Four Fingers Edit: And I challenge that frail, fickle french-fry, Froggius. |
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That's OK, let him fight with his bare hands and feel the pain (Unlimited)! |
Just as a quick note. I have decided to change up the benefits of Pain Unlimited. The effect will still be the same, however, I'll be cutting the bonus in half and slaves will be learning it at twice the rate.
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Slave Name: Thickthumbs the Violent-Tempered
Favorite Weapon: Knife Stable to Fight for: Pain Unlimited I challenge Rizzaro, the Latin-American housekeeper. |
Rules 7 & 8 added.
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Please also note that there will be 'bots' available to challenge as well. Currently the only bot is Calaleus (Rank 2) of House Corax. More will be added later on.
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Today's Card:
Godzillius Blitz (Rank 1, Bloodhaus) vs. Ajtuck (Rank 1, House Corax) $8000 Purse Thickthumbs the Violent Tempered (Rank 1, Pain Unlimited) vs. Rizarro (Rank 1, The House of Four Fingers) $8000 Purse |
Slave Name: Jeeberus Dee
Favorite Weapon: Machete Stable to Fight for: House Corax I challenge the fiend out of Fargo, MC˛... |
Slave Name :Qwikshot
Weapon: Machete Stable :Four Fingers |
Godzillius Blitz (Rank 1, Bloodhaus) vs. Ajtuck (Rank 1, House Corax)
Purse: $8000 Weapons: Claymore, Machete, Chains, Axe The fight looks as though it will start on even footing as neither of the fighters are familiar with the use of the weapons placed in the ring. Both men head straight for the axe, but it is Ajtuck who gets there first. Ajtuck grabs, pivots and swings. He gets off a good attack, but the wary Godzillius is able draw Ajtuck make an ill advised attack. Godzillius evades! Godzillius heads straight for the chains. Ajtuck is right on his tail and swings wildly as Godzillius picks up the chains. Once again, Godzillius is the smarter fighter and evades the clumsy swing. This time Godzillius retaliates with swing fot the chains. He connects! That probably broke a few ribs on Ajtuck. This seams to piss of Ajtuck even more and Ajtuck swings the heavy axe with fervor. Godzillius once again out-manuevers the blade as it passes only inches from his neck. The movement of his evasion has put Godzillius out of position and he can't retaliate. The two men square off in the center of the arena and stare each other down. Ajtuck winces a little from his broken rib. Ajtuck, charges Godzillius again and both of them get off swings as they come into range. Ajtucks axe slices across Godzillius' arm for a superficial wound. The cut stops Godzillius arm and he can't connect with his chains. Godzillius remembers a little bit of his training and comes back with quick attack. He scores a hit to Ajtuck's leg. It was a decent blow, but it didn't succeed in getting Ajtuck to hold his attack. Regardless, though Ajtuck's axe swing flies harmlessly over Godzillius' head. Godzillius is in excellent position now. He taunts Ajtuck into throwing a chop from the right, evades and steps behind Ajtuck with the chains. Grabbing both ends of the chains he wraps them around Ajtuck's tightens them and drags Ajtuck to the ground! TWO MEN ENTER! ONE MAN LEAVES! TWO MEN ENTER! ONE MAN LEAVES! Godzillius gives the chains a final tug and Ajtuck exhales his final breath. Godzillius has reached Rank 2 and earned 1 prestige point. In addition, Demetrius Cavish has presented his winning fighter with shoulder armor. Bloodhaus receives the $8000 purse. |
Slave Name: Coffee Warlord
Weapon: Axe Stable: Bloodhaus Roar. |
I won't be able to get to the other fight until later tonight. Things got a little busy. Any further challenges will be proposed for Thursday's card.
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Qwikshot, I'm calling you out!
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Slave Name: Hokius Maximus
Weapon: Rapier Stable: House Corax |
Godzillius bends over and pries open the mouth of the fallen Atjuck as the crowd roars. With blood dripping off his fingers from the wound on his forearm, he reaches in past the teeth, grabs hold of the tongue, and rips it out in a splash of red.
Time to start my Freedom Necklace, he thinks, as he turns and walks briskly for the Thunderdome exit. Nine more to go. |
Slave Name: DeToxusRoxus
Favorite Weapon: Knife Stable to Fight For: House of Four Fingers |
OPEN CHALLENGE BEYATCHES
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Three cheers to Godzillius, brother of the Bloodhaus!
We shall drink to death tonight. |
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Coffee Warlord likes tongue darts.
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I wouldn't expect untrained swine like you two to understand.
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"I accept the offer to release you from life." |
Hokius Pokius, you'll disappear .. score
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I believe I shall take one of your eyes as my victory trophy.
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Slave Name: JAGus "mAd" MAXimus
Favorite Weapon: Chainsaw Stable to Fight for: Pain Unlimited I challenge The Hunter. dEATH wILL bE sWIFT fOR yOU!!!!1111 |
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We're going to have fun with this one. |
Slave Name: Split Peon the First
Favorite Weapon: Longsword Stable to Fight for: Bloodhaus I will defeat anyone who stands in way on the road to freedom. (an open challenge) |
Slave Name: HellAntic
Favorite Weapon: Machete Stable to Fight for: The House of Four Fingers |
HellAntic is mine!
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Somehow missed that weapons list. Okay, gimme a chainsaw vroom, vroom... CR |
Important Note:
The House of Four Fingers is no longer buying slaves. They need to have enough money for entry fees so that their current slaves can fight. This has been updated in the House Notes. |
Another Note:
Purses for fights have been modified so that Houses can actually profit from wins. :) |
back to the salt mines for lytic
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It may be when It decides to take me, but yours will be slow and painful when next we meet. |
Thickthumbs the Violent Tempered (Rank 1, Pain Unlimited) vs. Rizarro (Rank 1, The House of Four Fingers)
Purse: $8000 Weapons: Machete, Spear, Rapier, Spiked Club Another fight starting on equal footing as neither of the fighters is familiar with any of the weapons randomly selected for the fight. Both men seem to be in good fighting condition before the fight, pacing the arena anxiously. The host gives the signal for the match to begin! Thickthumbs sprints toward the Spiked Club and Rizarro towards the Machete. Both men aggressively attack their foes. Rizarro slashes left to right with a mighty swing and connects with Thickthumbs hair! An excellent buzz-cut by the barber! With a heavy gasp, Thickthumbs backs off and doesn't swing as he realizes that he almost just lost his head. Rizarro follows in with another cut, this time left to right. This time Rizarro stumbles a little causing his blade shrink back out of range as he tries to maintain his balance. Thickthumbs takes advantage of the moment and casts his Spiked Club at the stumbling Rizarro. Holy bejesus! Thickthumbs connects hard with the torso of Rizarro, knocking the wind, and some blood, out of Rizarro. Rizarro drops to a knee clutching his stomach with his off hand. Thickthumbs raises the Spiked Club over his head to maul Rizarro's skull and finish him off. Rizarro adeptly rolls out of the way and gets back to his feet! He's got something left, yet! And he's charging Thickthumbs! He swings, but Thickthumbs parries with his club, almost losing his grip, but holds on! Readjusting his grip, he swings back. Nothing doing, his swing goes wide. Thickthumbs assumes a defensive stance. Rizarro attempts a feint with the machete, faking high and striking low. Despite a partial block, Rizarro lands the machete on Thickthumbs' thigh, opening a 4 inch long gash on Thickthumbs leg. Thickthumbs stumbles and cannot return a blow. Both men are tired and bleeding from heavy wounds. Having previous success with the move, Rizarro decides to feint again. This time he double feints adding on to his previous maneuver going high, then low, then high again for the strike. It works, but only marginally. The machete opens a small cut on Thickthumbs shoulder. Thickthumbs retaliates, but over commits himself to the blow, missing wildly to the left. Rizarro doesn't hesitate and takes advantage of the situation. Pivoting and striking down on the stumbling Thickthumbs, Rizarro drives the machete blade deep into Thickthumbs skull. The sound of the cracking skull reverberates through the arena. A hush comes over the crowd as they all breathe in at the same time. Thickthumbs, body falls lifeless to the dirt below. The crowd erupts in a frenzy! TWO MEN ENTER! ONE MAN LEAVES! TWO MEN ENTER! ONE MAN LEAVES! Rizarro falls to his knees grasping this the punctures and bruising on his right side. The world is spinning and Rizarro colapses. Four Fingered Flynn sends in his medical staff to attend to Rizarro's wound. After examining the motionless body, the head physician gives a thumbs up to the crowd. The crowd erupts again! Rizarro rises to Rank 2, but will be in the hospital for awhile recovering from his injuries. Doctors expect him to be out for two weeks as the punctures apparently missed any vital organs. Rizarro can return to Thunderdome earlier if he choses, but will definitly be at a disadvantage. He should be fully healed by the time the 12/16 matches are run. Four Fingered Flynn wins the $8000 purse and will teach Rizarro how to better defend himself for his next match. Edit: Rizarro also earns 1 prestige point. |
Note that only attributes that are easily discoverable (like weapons and armor) are listed here. All techniques and bonuses learned are not shown. |
sweet dynasty
Slave Name: Sinister Vibes Favorite Weapon: Axe Stable to Fight for: Bloodhaus |
All Challenges for Thursday Matches must be completed by Wednesday, 5PM central.
Thursday's Card (closed): DeToxusRoxus (Rank 1, The House of Four Fingers) vs. Hokius Maximus (Rank 1, House Corax) Coffee Warlord (Rank 1, Bloodhaus) vs. Qwikshot (Rank 1, The House of Four Fingers) JAGus "Mad" MAXimus (Rank 1, Pain Unlimited) vs. The Hunter (Rank 1, The House of Four Fingers) Jeeberus Dee (Rank 1, House Corax) vs. MC˛ (Rank 1, The House of Four Fingers) Split Peon the First (Rank 1, Bloodhaus) vs. HellAntic (Rank 1, The House of Four Fingers) The Chief (Rank 1, Pain Unlimited) vs. Sinister Vibes (Rank 1, Bloodhaus) Gaius Julius Vincius (Rank 1, Bloodhaus) vs. Fattoe the Smashifier (Rank 1, Pain Unlimited) Entry fees and purses on all these fights are set at $1000 and $12000 respectively. It seems as though Thunderdome attendance is on the rise. More spectators means more prize money from concession sales. Four Fingered Flynn has a lot at stake this week. He may need to come back and prize fight to keep his house alive if he can't win a couple this week. I'm going to go ahead and set an arbitrary limit on 7 fights per 'week.' If you don't get on this Thursday's card, there's always next Tuesday. CLOSED WITH MAXIMUM ENTRIES |
Sinister Vibes would like to accept Split Peon the First's open challenge
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HellAntic, you're mine. Prepare to meet your Maker, for I am your Destroyer.
The Chief challenges HellAntic. CR |
The House of Four Fingers will be a few gladiators short come thursday.
Bloodhaus shall collect their due in blood. |
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Demetrius Cavish slaps you upside the head. "I'm not going to have my own slaves fight each other! There are plenty of other slaves to kill! Don't make me send you back to the salt mines." |
lol, whoops
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CR, I believe SplitP made the first challenge of Hellantic.
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Then I retract my challenge of HellAntic. He lives for another day. I will instead bring doom upon Sinister Vibes. Prepare for death, oh worhtless one. CR |
yer f'ed, chief :)
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Accepted. You shall bow to me. |
MC2 is going to make UTAP, Jeebs
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Eh.
Slave Name: Fattoe the Smashifier Favorite Weapon: Rapier Stable to Fight for: Pain Unlimited |
So who's challengeless? I need a dance partner!
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Do you cower before me, then, and yield with a trail dripping down your leg? Or will you put up your weapon briefly before meeting your end? Which is it, slave? CR |
Fattoes challenges The Hunter. You die slowly.
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Slave Name: Kingfc22
Favorite Weapon: Warhammer Stable to Fight for: Bloodhaus |
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Sinister Vibes is all about throwing down with you. |
Slave Name: Gaius Julius Vincius
Weapon of Choice: Rapier House: Bloodhaus Just in case The Hunter isn't down, Gaius thinks that Fatty is a few days past his expiration. Gaius Julius Vincius challenges Fattoe the Pussifier. |
RH, just so you know, in Thursday's card you have me listed as being a member of Bloodhaus, not Pain Unlimited.
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How hard can it be to kill a machine? Bring on that bot.
Godzillius Blitz challenges Calaleus. Edit: Whoops. Not sure if you're already at the seven fight limit for Thursday. I'd like to do this if there's room on Thursday's card. If not, I'd like to wait to fight a human next Tuesday. |
I want to challenge Gaius Julius Vincius. I hear he loses a lot...
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Brother Fattoe, JAGus "mAd" MAXimus has already been selected from our Pain Unlimited stable to rip the entrails from The Hunter's living body. |
Slave Name: Windstorm 1
Weapon of Choice: Longsword House: Pain Unlimited |
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Fattoe sad. Fattoe accept challenge from Gaius Julius Viginaus. Let the killing begin. Of Vagianus. (note...love the names! they are so flexible!) |
Rizzaro: Freeeeeeeeeeeedom! (or something like that)
Are there nurses in sickbay? (By the way, Raven Hawk, are you going to cap the number of participants?) |
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Theorhetically, I can't cap the number of participants as the game requires a consistent supply of fodder. If anybody is going to make it to their tenth victory . . . that means that 10 participants will have to die. I'm going to leave it open enrollment for now, but I reserve the right to close entries. Also, I'm about to make a rule addition that will allow me to manage the entries a little better. It seems that a lot of people are looking to fight for their freedom. :) |
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Calaleus accepts the challenge. The match will be fought on next Tuesday's card. |
Rule #9 added and is in effect from this point onward. Deadlines for making it to the auction block is Friday morning 10:00 AM Central.
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So no-one is man enough to accept my challenge?
AH, I will take on all of you together if you want! Wimps! |
Let me first destroy the exponent and then I will destroy you, fff...
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You're next, once Rizzaro is done with the nurses. |
Slave Name: Flatulon
Weapon of Choice: Longsword House: Bloodhaus I'll take you on fff. |
Slave Name: Gunther GoBoom
Favorite Weapon: Chainsaw Stable Preference: House Corax |
Flatulon and Gunther have been added to the Auction Block for Friday.
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At last a man stands up among the cowards. Let us fight! |
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You might not be able to. He could end up being in our house. |
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They're all afraid of your brutish strength. |
I am in!!!
Slave Name: Blade Favorite Weapon: Long Sword Stable Preference: House Corax |
I challenge Jeeberus D to a deathmatch.
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Once I dispatch of the the lowly squared one I will deal you your death, kingfc...
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Slave Name:Love Hurts
Favorite Weapon:Claymore Stable Preference:Pain Unlimited I love you all! Who wants to die? |
The sun peaked over the horizon signalling the new day had begun. In houses across town people were waking up to the fresh smell of coffee. Others weren't. In fact there were fourteen men in town that didn't get a minute of sleep. Some paced in their cells, other lay in their beds staring up at the ceiling. Today was they're day. It wouldn't be a good day to die.
Godzillius Blitz awoke, and strode over to Split Peon the First. Split Peon had been arguing with himself alnight about whether or not he should return to the salt mines. A dried out human tongue hung around Godzillius' neck and briefly hung out over Split's face as Godzillius bent over to sit down next to his cell mate. "Having second thoughts are you?" asked Gozillius in a calm tone. The question was reduntant, but the silence had to be broken. Godzillius continued with the small talk, but realized that Split just wasn't in the mood. "Fine," Godzillius said, "But just remember, if you bring your doubt to the thunderdome with you, there's NO doubt you'll get yourself killed." Across town similar conversations were going on. In House Corax, Calaleus was giving last minute tips to Jeeberus Dee. The instructions were pointless. Most of these men had been warriors at some time or other and became slaves through capture. Melee was still foreign to most of them, since the high-powered rifle made such weapons obsolete. Yet, freedom was their goal, and to attain it, they had to risk their lives. Fans of the bloodsport would tell you that fights between Rank 1 slaves are the best. Nobody really knows what they are doing, and the survival instinct is apparent on everybody's face. As the slaves get more fights under their belts, they become numb to the pressure and are more willing to accept their fate. Fights between highly ranked opponents are fun, but they are rarely messy. Rank 1 slaves often lose limbs and entrails. Rank 9 slaves can put their opponents out of their misery with one fell strike. Yes, rank 1 fights, those are the spectator favorites. Today, the spectators will not be disappointed. Today, there is a record seven Rank 1 fights. No, the big bank and high profile celebrities will not be there. But the pure fans of the sport will come in droves to catch a glimpse of the shooting star. Women will annoy their husbands by placing bets according to how a fighter's name sounds or what color he is waring. Children will flock to the paddocks to get an autograph or two of a fighter who could some day become a superstar. Superstars like Torbjorg, Four Fingered Flynn, Raven Hawk and The Rooster. These were the elite. These men are heroes. Such a grand spectacle Sunday's at Thunderdome had become. Today tickets are plentiful and the price is low. But on the day of a big fight, you can be sure that tickets are hard to come by. The best seats in the house can fetch scalped prices upwards of $300. The eight week season is short, but brutal. Fighters who can make it through one season of the carnage are revered as gods among men. Yet, gods they are not. Today, at noon, these men will face their fears. Seven will live. Seven will die. Once a fighter is inside the Thunderdome, only one rule applies: TWO MEN ENTER. ONE MAN LEAVES. Freedom. Is it worth risking your life? Today fourteen men say that it is. Seven will pay and seven will escape the reaper for another week. Who will that be? Tune in today at noon (CST) for THUNDERDOME! |
Coffee Warlord, in preparation for his battle, has decided to pay tribute to the Old Ways. As such, and as his owner has presented him with no armor, he will fight bare ass naked.
No clothes shall adorn the Mighty Lord of Coffee, except for the armor that he is awarded after slaughtering a certain Qwikshot. |
Don't look down, don't look down, don't look down...
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Fattoes amazes his bunkmates by chewing two toenails off at once. The dude has a huge mouth.
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