Extreme Warfare Revenge: ZFL Wrestling
 

ZFL WRESTLING

I’ve started a new wrestling promotion using the Extreme Warfare Revenge game. I’ve used the players from the ZFL and some of the possible expansion players are on the training camp list. I am starting with a backyard promotion with $5 million. Our public image starts at 25% and our production values starts at 5%. Our risk potential starts at 50%. I create all of the wrestlers and staff to keep costs down to start. Everyone is signed to a written contract to start. That may change as their contracts start to expire. This will be starting out with a lightweight division with only 2 titles to start. The Lightweight Title and the Hardcore Title. Here is our roster and staff.

Coffee Warlord: #1 Face on the roster at the start of the game. A favorite to win the lightweight title.
illinifan: #1 Heel on the roster at the start of the game. Also a favorite to win the title.
Digamma: #2 Face on the roster.
Sachmo: #2 Heel on the roster.
The Afoci: #3 Face on the roster.
NevStar: #3 Heel on the roster.
Marmel: #4 Face on the roster.
Tucker: #4 Heel on the roster.
revrew: #5 Face on the roster.
Swaggs: #5 Heel on the roster.
JeeberD: Currently on the training camp roster.
Shorty: Currently on the training camp roster.
bertogarce: Currently on the training camp roster.
BishopMVP: Currently on the training camp roster.
Kodos: Currently on the training camp roster.
Katon: Currently on the training camp roster.

I am Justice: Our referee.
C J Wolf: Announcer and booker.
Rockin’ Randy: Announcer and booker.
Stephen King: Writer.
Dean Koontz: Writer.
Set up man: Production worker.
Dr. McCoy: Our medical man.
Roadie: Road agent.
I Know Nothing: Trainer.

All of the active wrestlers earn $5,000 a month to start and all of our training camp wrestlers earn $3,000 a month to start. All of our staff make $2,000 to start. I found that starting with a backyard promotion, you go bankrupt if you pay people too much. Later on when we become profitable, I will be able to up the salaries.

I start the game with a TV contract with the Local Network on the Graveyard slot. We will probably lose that fast as we just aren’t big enough. But to start it is on Wednesday nights and is called, “ZFL Wednesday.” We also have events at the end of every month.



ZFLW WEDNESDAY Wednesday, July 2, 2003

Our 1st show starts with a battle royal with the winner being crowned the 1st ever ZFLW Lightweight Champion.

10 Man Battle Royal (For The ZFLW Lightweight Title) : revrew snapmares illinifan. revrew tried to get illinifan over the top rope, but Gravity made the save. Coffee snapmares Swaggs. Swaggs was eliminated by Coffee. (Elimination # 1) Marmel hits an arm drag on sachmo. Marmel threw sachmo over the top rope. (Elimination # 2) The Afoci gets hip tossed by Digamma. The Afoci was eliminated by Digamma. (Elimination # 3) revrew uses a running dropkick into the corner. revrew tried to get illinifan over the top rope, but Gravity made the save. Digamma takes a chop from Marmel. Digamma got bundled out by Marmel. (Elimination # 4) Big kick from illinifan. tucker was eliminated by illinifan. (Elimination # 5) revrew takes a right hand to the temple from NevStar. revrew got bundled out by NevStar. (Elimination # 6) illinifan strikes NevStar. illinifan threw NevStar over the top rope. (Elimination # 7) Marmel takes a chop from Coffee. Marmel got thrown over the top rope by Coffee. (Elimination # 8) Coffee Warlord gets knocked to the ground by illinifan, who is already climbing the turnbuckle. Off the top - Elbow Drop hit hard. Coffee Warlord got thrown over the top rope by illinifan. I don't rate battle royals.

illinifan is the 1st ever ZFLW Lightweight Champion. Now you can hate him here too.

Crowd Reaction - 49% , Match Quality - 54% , Overall Rating - 51%

Our next three matches are 3 triple threat matches. The winners of each contest will compete once more in the main event. It will be a triple threat hardcore match for the ZFL Hardcore Title.

revrew vs Swaggs vs tucker : revrew hits a punch, but takes one right back. CLUBBERIN', CLUBBERIN', THEY BE CLUBBERIN' TONY! Sorry, flashback moment. tucker receives some unexciting punishment. revrew powers out of a headlock. revrew arm drags Swaggs over. tucker hits a bulldog off the ropes. Pin : 1 - 2 - 2.9999999. Swaggs hits a right hand on tucker. tucker powers out of a Swaggs headlock. revrew \ tucker whip Swaggs into the ropes and hit a double backdrop. Slingshot clothesline by revrew, who almost messed it up by slipping on the ropes. Weak headbutt on revrew by tucker. revrew pushes out of a tucker hold. revrew hits an arm drag on Swaggs. revrew floors Swaggs. Here it comes...Boston Crab! Swaggs taps! This one gets * rating and likes it.

Crowd Reaction - 49% , Match Quality 58% , Overall Rating 53%

Coffee Warlord vs sachmo vs Marmel : Forearm to the face from Coffee on sachmo. Marmel takes a chop from Coffee. sachmo ducks a clothesline attempt. Coffee takes a vertical suplex. Badly executed second rope splash by Marmel. Pin : 1 - 2 - 2.9999999. Coffee hits an arm drag on Marmel. Marmel backdrops Coffee Warlord out of a piledriver attempt. sachmo \ Marmel whip Coffee into the ropes and hit a double clothesline. sachmo scores with a crappy looking standing spinebuster. Marmel snapmares sachmo. sachmo comes up with a right hand out of nowhere. sachmo strikes Coffee Warlord. Coffee Warlord slugs sachmo, sending him down into the corner. While Coffee fires up the crowd, sachmo is removing the turnbuckle pad! Coffee Warlord comes over...but sachmo grabs him by the tights and uses the leverage to slingshot Coffee Warlord face first into the exposed steel turnbuckle! sachmo rolls up the stunned Coffee Warlord: 1....2...3! How did the referee not see that? Bland match, but I'll give it a * rating for not being too bad.

Crowd Reaction - 47% , Match Quality - 56% , Overall Rating - 51%

Digamma vs NevStar vs The Afoci : Forearm to the face from Digamma on NevStar. Digamma takes a chop from Afoci. NevStar powers out of a headlock. Weak bodyslam by NevStar. NevStar hits a stump piledriver on Digamma, although it was quite weak in its execution. Cover for a two count. Diving headbutt from Afoci, not much elevation. Pin : 1 - 2 - 2.9999999. The Afoci misses a big legdrop after stalling too long. NevStar hits a bulldog off the ropes. Diving headbutt from Digamma, not much elevation. NevStar can barely stand. Superkick!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!! I'll give it a * rating for not being too bad.

Crowd Reaction - 51% , Match Quality - 56% , Overall Rating - 53%

Our main event is a triple threat hardcore match for the Hardcore Title. The 3 previous winners return for one last match.

revrew vs sachmo vs Digamma (For The ZFLW Hardcore Title) : Lame kick from sachmo. sachmo hits revrew. sachmo gets taken down out of nowhere. Hip toss onto a chair by Digamma. Flying elbow off the top rope by revrew, poor elevation though. Cover, but there's a last second kick-out. sachmo hits a right hand on revrew. revrew ducks a clothesline attempt. Digamma scoops up sachmo. revrew bounces off the ropes and hits a flying Hart Attack clothesline. Slingshot clothesline by Digamma, who almost messed it up by slipping on the ropes. Hip toss onto a chair by revrew. Digamma comes up with a right hand out of nowhere. Digamma hits a dropkick on sachmo. 'Hit' may be an exaggeration, as it barely touched. Digamma has sachmo down on the canvas and is ascending the corner. Through the air, High Time! 1....2....3. Bland match, but I'll give it a * rating for not being too bad.

Digamma is the 1st ever ZFLW Hardcore Champion.

Crowd Reaction - 51% , Match Quality - 55% , Overall Rating - 53%

We had an overall rating of 52% for the show. We had a .02 TV rating. We had 4 people attend our show. Our public image has risen to 28%.

I will be starting up some feuds to get the crowd into it. Due to illinifan throwing Coffee Warlord out in the Battle Royal to win the Title, they will be starting a feud. Sachmo wasn’t happy losing to Digamma in the Hardcore triple threat match for the title. They will be starting a feud. Then we have a couple minor feuds. Revrew and Swaggs will battle and Afoci/Marmel will be teaming to battle NevStar and Tucker.

As if they needed any more reasons to hate me. ;)

Any chance someone not in the ZFL could have a wrestler?

Sorry, at least you won the title. No telling how long you will hold that though. :D

Right now I am limited to how many I can pay. I've played the game using a lot more wrestlers and as a backyard promotion you go broke quick. So, maybe after I build up the promotion, I can have more wrestlers. I'll keep you on my list of possible wrestlers down the road. Thanks for the input.

ZFLW WEDNESDAY Wednesday, July 9, 2003

We start our show with a shot of the backstage area.

Digamma is walking backstage when Sachmo comes from behind and attacks him with a chair. Sachmo walks off after hitting a few more chair shots, leaving Digamma down on the floor.

Rating - 59%

Our 1st match on the card is one on one contest. Swaggs wasn’t happy losing to Revrew in last week’s triple threat match. He vows revenge.

Revrew vs Swaggs : Swaggs strikes Revrew. Big clothesline from Swaggs. There's a two count on the pin. Revrew blocks the suplex attempt. Revrew strikes Swaggs. Revrew arm drags Swaggs over. Cover for a two count. Flying knee to the face from Revrew. Is it Mutoh Appreciation Night? Pinfall attempt gets a 2.9999. Revrew hits a flying kick on Swaggs. Revrew walks into a trip. Powerslam from Swaggs on Revrew. There's a two count on the pin. Sloppy tornado punch from Swaggs, Revrew barely got hit. Pin : 1 - 2 - 2.9999999. Revrew takes a vertical suplex. Uninspiring brawling from Swaggs. Revrew reverses a waistlock. Swaggs takes a chop from Revrew. Flying knee to the face from Revrew. Is it Mutoh Appreciation Night? The two competitors end up in the corner, grappling. The referee tries to break them up, but Revrew pushes him away. The ref tries again, and this time Swaggs is the one to shove the referee away...and that prompts a double DQ decision from the referee! The fight has started up again! Revrew attacks Swaggs, and they brawl all around ringside, then into the crowd! They eventually disappear backstage, still fighting. Bland match, but i'll give it a * rating for not being too bad.

Crowd Reaction - 56% , Match Quality - 63% , Overall Rating - 53%

Our next match is for the ZFLW Hardcore Title. Another feud starting.

Digamma vs Sachmo (For The ZFLW Hardcore Title) : Kick from Digamma to the leg. Digamma sets up a chair, then bounces off it to hit a flying avalanche into the corner Sachmo takes a chop from Digamma. Digamma hits a flying kick on Sachmo. Sachmo blocks a punch. Sachmo hits Digamma with a plastic dinosaur. Sachmo hits a stump piledriver on Digamma, although it was quite weak in its execution. Hooks the leg for a two count. Sachmo misses a big legdrop after stalling too long. Flying elbow off the top rope by Digamma, poor elevation though. There's a two count on the pin. Digamma with an enziguri. Cover, but there's a last second kick-out. Sachmo ducks a clothesline attempt. Sachmo hits a right hand on Digamma. Digamma reverses a Sachmo hammerlock. Sachmo takes a knee lift from Digamma. NevStar comes running down the aisle with a chair! Sachmo and Digamma continue fighting, unaware of the intrusion. NevStar slides in and prepares to swing the chair...but Digamma moves! NevStar accidentally blasts Sachmo with a chair to the head! Digamma throws NevStar out of the ring! Sachmo gets knocked to the ground by Digamma, who is already climbing the turnbuckle. High Time!!! 1....2....3!! It's all over. Sachmo and NevStar tie Digamma up in the ropes, then start punching away at him until referees run down and break it up. I'll give it a * rating for not being too bad.

Crowd Reaction - 60% , Match Quality - 60% , Overall Rating 53%

Our next match is a tag team match pitting 4 wrestlers feuding.

Marmel \ Afoci vs NevStar \ Tucker : Marmel hits a dropkick on Tucker. 'Hit' may be an exaggeration, as it barely touched. Badly executed second rope splash by Marmel. There's a two count on the pin. Marmel tags out to The Afoci. Afoci \ Marmel whip Tucker into the corner. The Afoci whips Marmel in for a hard clothesline to follow-up. Afoci hits a flying kick on Tucker. Cover for a two count. Tucker gets hip tossed by Afoci. Tucker pushes out of a The Afoci hold. Tucker scores with a poor standing spinebuster. Tag to NevStar. Big kick from NevStar. NevStar DDTs Afoci, although it was hardly executed with pin-point precision. The Afoci comes up with a right hand out of nowhere. Tag to Marmel. Back heel kick from Marmel on NevStar. Marmel face jams NevStar. Pin : 1 - 2 - 2.9999999. Marmel hits an arm drag on NevStar. NevStar backdrops Marmel out of a piledriver attempt. NevStar hits a stump piledriver on Marmel, although it was quite weak in its execution. Marmel slugs NevStar, sending him down into the corner. While Marmel fires up the crowd, NevStar is removing the turnbuckle pad! Marmel comes over...but NevStar grabs him by the tights and uses the leverage to slingshot Marmel face first into the exposed steel turnbuckle! NevStar rolls up the stunned Marmel, and even puts his feet on the second rope to add insult to injury! 1....2...3! What a display of cheating from NevStar. Marmel \ Afoci look like they aren't done...and they attack NevStar \ Tucker! After an exchange of blows, NevStar and Tucker are laid out in the ring. This one gets * rating and likes it.

Crowd Reaction - 55% , Match Quality - 64% , Overall Rating - 53%

Our final match of the evening is for the ZFLW Lightweight Title.

Coffee Warlord vs illinifan (For The ZFLW Lightweight Title) : Face crusher from Coffee on illinifan. Badly executed second rope splash by Coffee. There's a two count on the pin. illinifan takes the advantage after a i-block-your-punch-you-don't-block-mine routine. Lame kick from illinifan. Weak bodyslam on Coffee by illinifan. Hooks the leg for a two count. illinifan turns Coffee inside-out with a clothesline. Hooks the leg for a close fall. illinifan strikes Coffee Warlord. Coffee reverses a waistlock. Badly executed second rope splash by Coffee. There's a two count on the pin. Coffee Warlord blasts illinifan with a rather-less-than-super kick. Pin : 1 - 2 - 2.9999999. Coffee hits an arm drag on illinifan. Coffee Warlord strikes illinifan. illinifan reverses a waistlock. illinifan with a badly-executed spinning neckbreaker on Coffee. illinifan scores with a crappy looking standing spinebuster. Coffee reverses an irish whip...and illinifan runs into the referee. Coffee Warlord floors illinifan, then signals for the Frog Splash. Meanwhile, illinifan has something in his hands. Coffee comes over...and gets nailed with a set of brass knuckles! The referee wakes up to see the pinfall: 1....2....3! It's over. illinifan slides out of the ring to the floor, then turns and leaves through the crowd. He's happy to have the win, and evidently isn't going to hang around for Coffee to get some payback. I'll give it a * rating for not being too bad.

Crowd Reaction - 54% , Match Quality - 64% , Overall Rating 53%

Overall rating for the show 54%. We had a .03 rating for TV. But the network isn’t happy with the ratings. They are threatening to end our contract. Our public image has risen to31%. We had 10 people attend the show.

Titles: Digamma retains the ZFLW Hardcore Title. illinifan retains the ZFLW Lightweight Title.

People of the world!

I am the one, the only, the Cofffeeeee Warlord!

Illinifan, apparently there's only one way you can put me on the floor, and it's certainly not from that half-assed punch that is weaker than something my kid sister could throw.

So you break out the brass. Fine. Me, myself, and my coffee will be content with breaking you, and throwing your remains to the crowd.

Illini, come on down! The one, the only, the Coffee Warlord is ready to beat your ass.

Or maybe he'll have his sister do it.

Go ME!

I am teaming up with The Afoci? How did that happen?

And why am I wearing tights?

:)

Me and Marmel...

Team Jif, baby!

Just discovered this thread. I'm a heel, muahaha!

Do I really have to wrestle Afoci? He's always got peanut butter on his hands, and..... other areas.

I think the big question is, when will Erik Flamebeard of the Neither Here nor There debut?

The one, the only, the Coffee Warlord fears no Erik Flamebeard!

Just another who will go down 1 2 3 and whose remains will be tossed to the fans!

I don't want to touch revrew so much... :)

This makes absolutely no sense to me...WHAT did I do to Swaggs? :o

Awesome! Can't wait to move up from the training camp roster. Hopefully the spirit of the Von Erich family will live through my wrestler!

Wait...after seeing two of my four draft picks bust, maybe I do want a feud with rev! :mad:

Downloaded this game and checked it out. Dunno what to think about it, but now I have enough knowledge to be dangerous. :)

Just so I can post random crap in here more often and more accurately...what'd you pick for my gimmick?

Glad to see people are reading. I figured to start something to run in the lull periods of the ZFL offseason stuff.

As for gimmicks, I don't have anyone with a gimmick right now. As we are a backyard federation trying to make it big. That may change though. Now for the next installment of the ZFLW.

ZFLW WEDNESDAY Wednesday, July 16, 2003

The camera shows the outside of the locker room of NevStar. Sachmo appears, knocks, then enters, closing the door behind him. What’s all that about?

Rating - 54%

Our 1st match is for the ZFLW Hardcore Title.

Digamma vs NevStar (For The ZFLW Hardcore Title) : Kick from Digamma to the leg. NevStar reverses a Digamma hammerlock. NevStar hits a right hand on Digamma. Digamma reverses an irish whip...and NevStar runs into the referee. NevStar scores with a poor standing spinebuster. Hooks the leg, but the referee is still out. Digamma ducks a wild right hand. Digamma hits a face jam on NevStar onto a chair. Back heel kick from Digamma on NevStar. Cover for a two count. Digamma with an enziguri, although the late Owen Hart's version was far superior. Cover, but there's a last second kick-out. Digamma drops an elbow...but misses. Fate can be so cruel. Whip into an upright table by NevStar. Pin, but Digamma is out just before the three count. Digamma counters an avalanche with a raised foot to the face. Sachmo comes running down the aisle with a chair! NevStar goes to irish whip Digamma into the ropes. Sachmo jumps onto the apron with the chair...but Digamma reverses! Collision between Sachmo, NevStar, and the chair! NevStar staggers back into a roll up! 1...2...3! It's over! NevStar and Sachmo put the boots to Digamma, stomping away on him. Almost a ** match, but not quite - *1\2 rating.

Crowd Reaction - 50% , Match Quality - 67% , Overall Rating 58%

Marmel vs Tucker : Tucker gets hip tossed by Marmel. Marmel snapmares Tucker. Tucker walks into a spinning heel kick, evidently feeling that the 'duck' tactic is over-rated. Tucker walks into a spinning heel kick, evidently feeling that the 'duck' tactic is over-rated. Tucker drops out the back of a Marmel bodyslam attempt. Tucker strikes Marmel. Tucker hits a stump piledriver on Marmel, although it was quite weak in its execution. There's a two count on the pin. Marmel pulls a mule kick out of nowhere. Back heel kick from Marmel on Tucker, missed by miles. There's a two count on the pin. Marmel with an enziguri, although the late Owen Hart's version was far superior. Cover, but there's a last second kick-out. Marmel misses a clothesline. Marmel takes a right hand to the temple from Tucker. Marmel pulls a mule kick out of nowhere. Tucker takes a knee lift from Marmel. The two competitors end up in the corner, grappling. The referee tries to break them up, but Marmel pushes him away. The ref tries again, and this time Tucker is the one to shove the referee away...and that prompts a double DQ decision from the referee! The fight has started up again! Marmel attacks Tucker, and they brawl all around ringside, then into the crowd! They eventually disappear backstage, still fighting. It was close to a ** match, but one too many blown spots knocks it down to a *1\2 rating.

Crowd Reaction - 53% , Match Quality - 66% , Overall Rating - 59%

The Afoci vs Sachmo : Sachmo gets hip tossed by Afoci. Afoci hits an arm drag on Sachmo. Afoci hits an arm drag on Sachmo. Sachmo walks into a spinning heel kick, evidently feeling that the 'duck' tactic is over-rated. Sachmo elbows The Afoci in the face to break a hammerlock. Sachmo strikes The Afoci. Big clothesline from Sachmo. There's a two count on the pin. Afoci counters a sleeper hold by turning it into a jaw breaker. Badly executed second rope splash by Afoci. Cover for a two count. Afoci face jams Sachmo. Hooks the leg for a close fall. The Afoci gets taken down out of nowhere. Sachmo strikes The Afoci. The Afoci powers out of a Sachmo headlock. The Afoci arm drags Sachmo over. Digamma comes running down the aisle and into the ring! Sachmo turns around.... and gets floored! Digamma climbs the turnbuckles. Off the top - High Time!!! Digamma leaves the ring, the damage done! Cover gets three. The Afoci pinned Sachmo. Digamma obviously hasn't finished his attack yet! Sachmo stands up...and gets floored! Digamma climbs the turnbuckles. Off the top - High Time!!! Digamma eventually leaves, having caused enough damage. Almost a ** match, but not quite - *1\2 rating.

Crowd Reaction - 51% , Match Quality - 66% , Overall Rating - 58%

Coffee \ Revrew vs illinifan \ Swaggs : Forearm to the face from Coffee on Swaggs. Flying elbow from Coffee Warlord, barely hitting the target. Hooks the leg for a two count. Coffee tags out to Revrew. Coffee Warlord scoops up Swaggs. Revrew bounces off the ropes and hits a flying Hart Attack clothesline. Hooks the leg for a two count. Revrew hits a flying kick on Swaggs. Swaggs blocks a punch. Swaggs hits a stump piledriver on Revrew, although it was quite weak in its execution. Cover for a two count. Tag between Swaggs and illinifan. Weak bodyslam by illinifan. Pinfall attempt gets a 2.9999. illinifan hits a right hand on Revrew. Revrew ducks a wild right hand. Revrew arm drags illinifan over. Revrew tags out to Coffee Warlord. illinifan takes a kick to the chest, and staggers back. illinifan tags out to Swaggs. Coffee hits a spinning back kick. Coffee Warlord has Swaggs down on the canvas and is ascending the corner. Through the air, Frog Splash! 1....2....3. Swaggs \ illinifan don't look like they're finished by any means...and they rush forward to attack Coffee \ Revrew, and send them to the outside. Threats are exchanged as the chaos ends. Almost a ** match, but not quite - *1\2 rating.

Crowd Reaction - 48% , Match Quality - 65% , Overall Rating 56%

Our overall rating for the show was 56%. We had a .03 rating for TV and 3 people showed up. Our public image is up to 34%.

Titles: Digamma retained his Hardcore Title. illinifan had no title defense.

MONDAY, JULY 21, 2003

As expected, the Local Network has dropped us. We will just have to go with the end of month’s events until our promotion gets bigger.

A NEW BEGINNING Sunday, July 27, 2003

We start off with a dark match pitting our two champions in a non title match.

Digamma vs illinifan : illinifan with a badly-executed spinning neckbreaker on Digamma. Powerslam from illinifan on Digamma. Hooks the leg for a two count. Digamma counters an avalanche with a raised foot to the face. illinifan takes a kick to the chest, and staggers back. Digamma hits a spinning back kick. There's a two count on the pin. Flying knee to the face from Digamma. Is it Mutoh Appreciation Night? Pin, but illinifan is out just before the three count. illinifan takes a knee lift from Digamma. Digamma gets taken down out of nowhere. Weak bodyslam by illinifan. Cover for a two count. Sloppy tornado punch from illinifan, Digamma barely got hit. Pin : 1 - 2 - 2.9999999. illinifan with a badly-executed spinning neckbreaker on Digamma. Weak headbutt on Digamma by illinifan. Digamma blocks the suplex attempt. Face crusher from Digamma on illinifan. Flying knee to the face from Digamma. Is it Mutoh Appreciation Night? The two competitors end up fighting to the outside of the ring. The referee tells them to bring it back in, but neither of them are listening. The ref tries again, and again they keep brawling. The referee completes a ten count, ending the match in a double count out! It was close to a ** match, but one too many blown spots knocks it down to a *1\2 rating.

Crowd Reaction - 50% , Match Quality - 67% , Overall Rating - 58%

We start out our live show with a video.

A video is played, hyping the upcoming Sachmo vs The Afoci vs Marmel vs Tucker match.

Rating - 60%.



The winner of this 4 person elimination match gets a shot at the ZFLW Hardcore Title later tonight.

Sachmo vs The Afoci vs Marmel vs Tucker : Sachmo hits Tucker. Tucker gets squashed in the corner with a clothesline. There's a two count on the pin. Sachmo misses a clothesline. Tag between Tucker and Marmel. Flying elbow from Marmel, barely hitting the target. We have our mandatory ref bump, as he goes down after accidentally getting caught by an elbow to the face. Marmel blasts Sachmo with a rather-less-than-super kick. Cover, but there's no one to count for Marmel. Marmel hits a spinning back kick. Sachmo pushes out of a Marmel hold. Tag to The Afoci. The Afoci hits a crap missile dropkick on Marmel. Marmel takes a knee lift from Afoci. Marmel fights out of a grapple. The Afoci takes a knee lift from Marmel. Marmel face jams The Afoci. Pin, three count, it's over. Marmel pins Afoci. Marmel receives some unexciting punishment. Tucker hits a right hand on Marmel. Cover for a two count. Powerslam from Tucker on Marmel. Cover, but there's a last second kick-out. Marmel avoids a Tucker avalanche. Diving headbutt from Marmel, not much elevation. Tag to Sachmo. Sloppy tornado punch from Sachmo, Tucker barely got hit. Pin, three count, it's over. Sachmo pins Tucker. Sachmo hits a right hand on Marmel. Marmel blocks a kick from Sachmo. Badly executed second rope splash by Marmel. Hooks the leg for a close fall. Sachmo powers out of a Marmel headlock. Marmel takes a right hand to the temple from Sachmo. Marmel tries to get a big slam, but it is blocked when Sachmo goes to the eyes! Sachmo quickly scores with a field-goal kick between the legs! Marmel collapses! The referee didn't see the illegal blow! 1...2...3! Marmel got screwed! I'll give it a *1\2 rating.

Crowd Reaction - 49% , Match Quality - 66% , Overall Rating 57%

Sachmo stays in the ring, and he calls out Digamma. He doesn’t want to wait. He wants his title shot right now. Digamma appears, and eventually accepts a challenge to a match between the two.

Rating - 48%

Digamma vs Sachmo (For The ZFLW Hardcore Title) : Flying cookie sheet shot by Digamma, blasting Sachmo. Badly executed second rope splash by Digamma. There's a two count on the pin. Sachmo fights out of a grapple. Sachmo hits a right hand on Digamma. Big kick from Sachmo. Hooks the leg for a two count. Sachmo hits Digamma with a plastic dinosaur. Hooks the leg for a close fall. Sachmo slams Digamma down. Big John Studd would be proud, no doubt. Digamma reverses a Sachmo hammerlock. Digamma hits a crap missile dropkick on Sachmo. There's a two count on the pin. Digamma with an enziguri. Pin, but Sachmo is out just before the three count. Face crusher from Digamma on Sachmo. Face slam on the table by Digamma. Digamma only gets knees on a splash. Sachmo slams Digamma down. Big John Studd would be proud, no doubt. Sachmo scores with a poor standing spinebuster. Sachmo ducks a Digamma clothesline and does a quick roll up. Sachmo has a handful of tights! The referee hasn't seen it: 1....2....3!! Sachmo slides out of the ring to the floor, then turns and leaves through the crowd. He's happy to have the win, and evidently isn't going to hang around for Digamma to get some payback. ** rating for this one. Perfectly Acceptable Wrestling.

Crowd Reaction - 59% , Match Quality - 67% , Overall Rating - 63%

A video is played, hyping the upcoming Coffee Warlord vs Revrew vs Swaggs vs NevStar match.

Rating - 46%


Our next match is a 4 person elimination match. The winner will get a ZFLW Lightweight title shot later tonight.

Coffee Warlord vs Revrew vs Swaggs vs NevStar : NevStar slams Swaggs down. Big John Studd would be proud, no doubt. NevStar strikes away at Swaggs. Cover for a two count. Tag to Revrew. Flying elbow from Revrew, barely hitting the target. Revrew face jams Swaggs. Hooks the leg for a close fall. Tag to Coffee Warlord. Coffee hits a dropkick on Swaggs. 'Hit' may be an exaggeration, as it barely touched. Tag between Swaggs and NevStar. NevStar strikes Coffee Warlord. Coffee ducks a wild right hand. Coffee Warlord with an enziguri. Pin : 1 - 2- 3. Coffee defeats NevStar. Weak bodyslam on Coffee by Swaggs. Swaggs hits a bulldog off the ropes. There's a two count on the pin. Big kick from Swaggs. Tag between Coffee Warlord and Revrew. Revrew hits a dropkick on Swaggs. 'Hit' may be an exaggeration, as it barely touched. Flying elbow from Revrew, barely hitting the target. Swaggs reverses a hip toss. Swaggs strikes Revrew. Flapjack from Swaggs on Revrew. Pin, three count, it's over. Swaggs pins Revrew. Swaggs DDTs Coffee, although it was hardly executed with pin-point precision. Swaggs DDTs Coffee Warlord. Hooks the leg for a close fall. Swaggs misses a big legdrop after stalling too long. Swaggs gets knocked to the ground by Coffee, who is already climbing the turnbuckle. Through the air, Frog Splash! 1....2....3. It was close to a ** match, but one too many blown spots knocks it down to a *1\2 rating.

Crowd Reaction - 48% , Match Quality - 66% , Overall Rating 57%

Coffee doesn’t have time to rest as he has his title shot right now. Ladder match.

Coffee Warlord vs illinifan (For The ZFLW Lightweight Title) : illinifan hits Coffee. Whip into the ladder by illinifan. illinifan slams Coffee Warlord down. Big John Studd would be proud, no doubt. illinifan slams Coffee Warlord down. Big John Studd would be proud, no doubt. Coffee kicks illinifan in the gut to reverse the momentum. Coffee Warlord blasts illinifan with a slingshot into the ladder. Coffee, chanelling the power of Takada, hits a high kick on illinifan. illinifan counters a backdrop attempt with a kick to the face. Powerslam from illinifan on Coffee. illinifan turns Coffee inside-out with a clothesline. Coffee Warlord powers out of a illinifan headlock. Coffee Warlord strikes illinifan. illinifan counters a backdrop attempt with a kick to the face. Coffee takes a vertical suplex. They both begin to climb the ladder. Once they reach the top, an exchange of punches starts! illinifan grabs Coffee and throws him off into the ropes! His leg gets caught, trapping him. illinifan grabs the prize for the win. I'm going to give this a ** rating because I'm in a generous mood.

Crowd Reaction - 58% , Match Quality - 67% , Overall Rating - 62%

illinifan stays in the ring, having a ceremony celebrating his recent success. Coffee Warlord comes back in the ring and attacks. He throws illinifan around like a rag doll. illinifan gets knocked to the ground by Coffee, who is already climbing the turnbuckle. Through the air, Frog Splash! Coffee Warlord leaves having won this battle.

Rating - 50%

Our overall rating for the show was 54%. We had 24 people attend and our public image has risen to 37%.
Titles: Sachmo defeated Digamma and is now the new ZFLW Hardcore Champion. illinifan retains his ZFLW Lightweight title with a successful defense over Coffee Warlord in a Ladder Match.

Oh you will pay Illini.

Pay indeed.

AUGUST 1, 2003

We get our monthly update on our promotion. Our 6 trainees, JeeberD, Shorty, Bertogarce, BishopMVP, Kodos and Katon have all improved. Selling +2, Attitude +2, Brawling +1, Technical +1 and Speed +1.

I dropped our ticket prices to $3. We weren’t making that much on it anyway. Maybe I can get more fans to the shows and increase our public image a little faster.

FULL FORCE Sunday, August 31, 2003

We start out with a dark match.

The Afoci vs NevStar : NevStar takes a chop from Afoci. Flying elbow off the top rope by The Afoci, poor elevation though. There's a two count on the pin. NevStar ducks a wild right hand. Lame kick from NevStar. NevStar slams The Afoci down. Big John Studd would be proud, no doubt. There's a two count on the pin. NevStar scores with a crappy looking standing spinebuster. Pin : 1 - 2 - 2.9999999. Running clothesline from NevStar, sloppily done. NevStar misses a clothesline. The Afoci uses a running dropkick into the corner. Cover for a two count. Flying knee to the face from The Afoci. Is it Mutoh Appreciation Night? Hooks the leg for a close fall. NevStar takes a chop from Afoci. Afoci hits a back kick. NevStar avoids a The Afoci avalanche. NevStar strikes The Afoci. NevStar DDTs The Afoci. Tucker comes running down the aisle and into the ring! The Afoci turns around.... Superkick!!! That shook the ring. Tucker leaves the ring, the damage done! Pin, three count, it's over. NevStar pins Afoci. NevStar \ Tucker are beating down on The Afoci! The music of Marmel hits, and he comes running down the aisle into the ring. NevStar and Tucker bail out of the ring, leaving The Afoci down in the ring. Marmel may have saved The Afoci from a brutal beating. Bland match, but I'll give it a * rating for not being too bad.

Crowd Reaction - 56% , Match Quality - 66% , Overall Rating - 54%

We start out our live broadcast with a challenge. Swaggs is in the ring. Revrew comes out, and challenges him to a match. The challenge is accepted.

Rating - 56%

Swaggs vs Revrew : Lame kick from Swaggs. Revrew blocks the suplex attempt. Revrew hits a back kick. The referee bumps after catching a wild right hand and is down. Revrew face jams Swaggs. Pinfall attempt, but the ref is conveniently laid out. Swaggs elbows Revrew in the face to break a hammerlock. Revrew takes a right hand to the temple from Swaggs. Swaggs hits a bulldog off the ropes. Cover for a two count. Side suplex from Swaggs. Cover, but there's a last second kick-out. Revrew pulls a mule kick out of nowhere. Revrew hits a crap missile dropkick on Swaggs. Pinfall attempt gets a 2.9999. Swaggs counters a sleeper hold by turning it into a jaw breaker. Revrew slams Swaggs, who rolls onto his stomach. What is Swaggs doing? Revrew picks him up and signals for a powerbomb. He raises Swaggs up...but then falls backward, getting crushed by his opponent in the process! Swaggs is on top! 1....2....3! Looking at the replay, it appears that Swaggs had taken a chain out of his tights and wrapped it around his fist! Revrew must have been punched with that chain while in mid-powerbomb! What a cheap shot! I don't think the fight has finished. Swaggs and Revrew have begun brawling again! They wind up brawling all the way down the aisle and out of view. I'll give it a * rating for not being too bad.
Crowd Reaction - 56% , Match Quality - 65% , Overall Rating - 54%

Our next match is a tag team match. The Afoci and Marmel wanted revenge for the events that transpired in the dark match.

Afoci \ Marmel vs NevStar \ Tucker : Marmel arm drags Tucker over. Badly executed second rope splash by Marmel. Cover for a two count. Tag between Marmel and The Afoci. Afoci \ Marmel whip Tucker into the corner. The Afoci whips Marmel in for a hard clothesline to follow-up. Face crusher from Afoci on Tucker. Hooks the leg for a two count. Tucker gets hip tossed by Afoci. Afoci drops an elbow...but misses. Fate can be so cruel. Side suplex from Tucker. Tag between Tucker and NevStar. Big kick from NevStar. Powerslam from NevStar on Afoci. NevStar drops an elbow...but misses. Fate can be so cruel. Tag to Marmel. Marmel uses a running dropkick into the corner. Marmel with an enziguri, although the late Owen Hart's version was far superior. Hooks the leg for a close fall. NevStar gets hip tossed by Marmel. NevStar reverses a waistlock. Big clothesline from NevStar. NevStar ducks a Marmel clothesline and does a quick roll up. NevStar has a handful of tights! The referee hasn't seen it: 1....2....3!! NevStar \ Tucker signal to each other...and they attack Marmel \ Afoci! After an swift brawl, Marmel and Afoci are left down in the ring. This one gets * rating and likes it.

Crowd Reaction - 56% , Match Quality - 66% , Overall Rating - 54%

Digamma is backstage. He continued the feud by ripping into Sachmo. Good to see they're giving the feud some proper air-time.

Rating - 57%

Digamma vs Sachmo (For The ZFLW Hardcore Title) : Flying cookie sheet shot by Digamma, blasting Sachmo. Back heel kick from Digamma on Sachmo, missed by miles. There's a two count on the pin. Sachmo backdrops Digamma out of a piledriver attempt. Lame kick from Sachmo. Sachmo strikes Digamma. Cover for a two count. Sachmo smashes a Playstation console over the head of Digamma. Pinfall attempt gets a 2.9999. Sachmo strikes Digamma. Digamma counters an avalanche with a raised foot to the face. Flying elbow off the top rope by Digamma, poor elevation though. Hooks the leg for a two count. Digamma with an enziguri. Pin : 1 - 2 - 2.9999999. Digamma hits a flying kick on Sachmo. Digamma puts Sachmo through a table with a top rope legdrop. Sachmo counters an avalanche with a raised foot to the face. Sachmo with a badly-executed spinning neckbreaker on Digamma. Side suplex from Sachmo. Digamma grabs Sachmo from behind and shoves him into the ropes, then scores with a roll-up...but Sachmo rolls through with the move! He is using the tights for leverage! 1....2...3! The referee didn't see it! The fight has started up again! Digamma attacks Sachmo, and they brawl all around ringside, then into the crowd! They eventually disappear backstage, still fighting. I'll give it a * rating for not being too bad.

Crowd Reaction - 57% , Match Quality - 67% , Overall Rating - 55%

Coffee Warlord goes to the ring, when illinifan comes out onto the stage. They trade insults back and forth, building toward a match between the two.

Rating - 45%



Our next match is for the ZFLW Lightweight Title. It is a Texas Death Match. The rules are after a pin, your opponent must not answer a 10 count for you to win.

Coffee Warlord vs illinifan (For The ZFLW Lightweight Title) : Uninspiring brawling from illinifan. Coffee Warlord elbows illinifan in the face to break a hammerlock. Coffee hits a back kick. Coffee Warlord misses a clothesline...and takes out the referee by mistake. Coffee face jams illinifan. Cover, but there's no one to count for Coffee Warlord. illinifan blocks a punch. Frying pan shot by illinifan. illinifan DDTs Coffee, although it was hardly executed with pin-point precision. Pin : 1 - 2- 3. illinifan defeats Coffee. The referee is counting: 5....6....Coffee Warlord is back up. illinifan scores with a crappy looking standing spinebuster. Pin : 1 - 2 - 2.9999999. illinifan misses a big legdrop after stalling too long. Running table shot by Coffee, sending it into illinifan. Pin, three count, it's over. Coffee Warlord pins illinifan. The referee counts: 6....7...8....but illinifan stands up. Coffee only gets knees on a splash. Swaggs comes running down the aisle and into the ring! Coffee Warlord turns around.... Power Slam!!! That shook the ring. Swaggs leaves the ring, the damage done! Pin : 1 - 2- 3. illinifan defeats Coffee. The referee counts to 10, this match is over! illinifan and Swaggs are putting the boots to Coffee Warlord! Revrew comes running down the aisle with a chair! He slides in, sending illinifan \ Swaggs running for cover. Revrew saved Coffee from a major beating. This one gets * rating and likes it.

Crowd Reaction - 53% , Match Quality - 67% , Overall Rating - 54%

The interference by Swaggs has set up this impromptu tag match.

Coffee \ Revrew vs illinifan \ Swaggs : Kick from Coffee Warlord to the leg. Coffee hits an arm drag on Swaggs. Hooks the leg for a two count. Coffee tags out to Revrew. Coffee \ Revrew whip Swaggs into the ropes and hit a double clothesline. There's a two count on the pin. Revrew hits a dropkick on Swaggs. 'Hit' may be an exaggeration, as it barely touched. Swaggs counters a sleeper hold by turning it into a jaw breaker. Weak bodyslam by Swaggs. There's a two count on the pin. Swaggs tags out to illinifan. Big clothesline from illinifan. Cover, but there's a last second kick-out. illinifan with a badly-executed spinning neckbreaker on Revrew. Revrew ducks a clothesline attempt. Face crusher from Revrew on illinifan. Tag between Revrew and Coffee Warlord. Kick from Coffee Warlord to the leg. illinifan tags out to Swaggs. Swaggs takes a knee lift from Coffee. Coffee Warlord floors Swaggs...and climbs the turnbuckles. Frog Splash!!! 1....2....3!! It's all over. Coffee \ Revrew signal to each other...and they attack Swaggs \ illinifan! After an swift brawl, Swaggs and illinifan are left down in the ring. Bland match, but I'll give it a * rating for not being too bad.

Crowd Reaction - 48% , Match Quality - 66% , Overall Rating - 51%

Our overall rating for the show was 53%. We had 28 people show up. Our public image has risen to 40%.

Titles: Sachmo and illinifan both successfully defended their respective titles.

Why you dirty, rotten...

May the Olympians spank you 42-0. And may WR Revrew catch 3 TDs. :p

Whooo!

Welcome to the big time, Rev! The one, the only, the Coffee Warlord says you're welcome to beat down the scum known as Illinifan anytime.

Damn. My opponents keep cheating and beating me. Where the hell was The Afoci when I needed the save or the tag. *remembers the peanut butter* Oh, that is where he was. Damnit The Afoci, you need to stay ringside when we wrestle!

Very interesting Marmel. Do I sense a little dissension in this tag team? Hmmm. Keep reading, you might be surprised in a couple events. :D

SEPTEMBER 1, 2003

Our training camp workers have all improved a little again. They still are nowhere near ready to wrestle yet.

The new order of Face and Heel popularity is: Face, The Afoci, Digamma, Marmel, Coffee Warlord and Revrew. Heel, Sachmo, NevStar, Tucker, illinifan and Swaggs.

NOWHERE TO RUN Sunday, September 28, 2003

Our 1st match is a dark match. It is a non title match.

Revrew vs illinifan : Revrew hits a flying kick on illinifan. Back heel kick from Revrew on illinifan, missed by miles. There's a two count on the pin. illinifan counters a backdrop attempt with a kick to the face. illinifan strikes away at Revrew. Revrew takes a vertical suplex. There's a two count on the pin. Sloppy tornado punch from illinifan, Revrew barely got hit. Hooks the leg for a close fall. Revrew takes a vertical suplex. Revrew drops out the back of a illinifan bodyslam attempt. Revrew hits a crap missile dropkick on illinifan. There's a two count on the pin. Slingshot clothesline by Revrew, who almost messed it up by slipping on the ropes. Pin, but illinifan is out just before the three count. Revrew hits a spinning back kick. Revrew hits a quick kick on illinifan. illinifan fights out of a grapple. illinifan slams Revrew down. Big John Studd would be proud, no doubt. Flapjack from illinifan on Revrew. Swaggs comes running down the aisle and into the ring! Revrew turns around.... Power Slam!!! That shook the ring. Swaggs leaves the ring, the damage done! Pin : 1 - 2- 3. illinifan defeats Revrew. illinifan \ Swaggs are beating down on Revrew! The music of Coffee Warlord hits, and he comes running down the aisle into the ring. illinifan and Swaggs bail out of the ring, leaving Revrew down in the ring. Coffee Warlord may have saved Revrew from a brutal beating. I'll give a 1\2 star rating.

Crowd Reaction - 46% , Match Quality - 66% , Overall Rating - 50%

Our live show starts with a shot of the backstage area.

Marmel is backstage in his locker room. In comes NevStar, and he attacks. They begin brawling around the room. Tucker comes in too, and he joins in the attack on Marmel. The two-on-one attack leaves Marmel down in his own locker room.

Rating - 55%

Because of the attack, The Afoci is without a partner. He will face NevStar and Tucker in a handicap match.

The Afoci vs NevStar \ Tucker : Afoci snapmares Tucker. Afoci hits an arm drag on NevStar. The Afoci hits a crap missile dropkick on NevStar. Cover for a two count. Afoci hits a spinning back kick. Tucker avoids a The Afoci avalanche. Tucker \ NevStar hook up Afoci, then hit a double suplex. Afoci takes a vertical suplex. Powerslam from Tucker on Afoci. NevStar \ Tucker whip Afoci into the ropes and hit a double back elbow. Cover for a two count. Side suplex from Tucker. Hooks the leg for a close fall. Afoci hits an arm drag on Tucker. NevStar with a badly-executed spinning neckbreaker on Afoci. NevStar \ Tucker whip Afoci into the ropes and hit a double backdrop. Hooks the leg for a two count. Afoci receives some unexciting punishment. The Afoci pulls a mule kick out of nowhere. Afoci ducks a wild right hand. The Afoci blasts NevStar with a rather-less-than-super kick. Pinfall attempt gets a 2.9999. NevStar hits a bulldog off the ropes. Tucker \ NevStar whip Afoci into the ropes and hit a double clothesline. NevStar floors Afoci near the ropes and makes the pin. NevStar is using the ropes for leverage! The referee hasn't seen it: 1....2....3!! I'll give it a * rating for not being too bad.

Crowd Reaction - 49% , Match Quality - 66% , Overall Rating - 51%

Our next match is a one on one grudge match set up by Swaggs interference in the dark match. It will be a falls count anywhere match.

Revrew vs Swaggs : Uninspiring brawling from Swaggs. Frying pan shot by Swaggs. Revrew takes a right hand to the temple from Swaggs. Revrew gets squashed in the corner with a clothesline. Revrew pulls a mule kick out of nowhere. Revrew hits an irish whip into a shopping cart. Flying elbow off the top rope by Revrew, poor elevation though. Cover for a two count. Swaggs pushes out of a Revrew hold. Swaggs hits a sloppy double axe handle. Hooks the leg for a two count. Swaggs DDTs Revrew. Pinfall attempt gets a 2.9999. Swaggs gets taken down out of nowhere. Revrew snapmares Swaggs. They brawl to the outside and into the crowd. Revrew with a kick. Hooks the leg for a two count. Kick from Revrew. They wind up back in the squared circle. Swaggs ducks a wild right hand. Swaggs strikes Revrew. Revrew slugs Swaggs, sending him down into the corner. While Revrew fires up the crowd, Swaggs is removing the turnbuckle pad! Revrew comes over...but Swaggs grabs him by the tights and uses the leverage to slingshot Revrew face first into the exposed steel turnbuckle! Swaggs rolls up the stunned Revrew, and even puts his feet on the second rope to add insult to injury! 1....2...3! What a display of cheating from Swaggs. Swaggs slides out of the ring to the floor, then turns and leaves through the crowd. He's happy to have the win, and evidently isn't going to hang around for Revrew to get some payback. I'll give it a * rating for not being too bad.

Crowd Reaction - 55% , Match Quality - 65% , Overall Rating - 54%

Sachmo is in the ring. Digamma comes out, and challenges him to a match. The challenge is accepted.

Rating - 58%

Digamma vs Sachmo (For The ZFLW Hardcore Title) : Sachmo strikes away at Digamma. Sachmo smashes a Playstation console over the head of Digamma. Digamma takes a right hand to the temple from Sachmo. Running clothesline from Sachmo, sloppily done. Digamma blocks a punch. Hip toss onto a chair by Digamma. Back heel kick from Digamma on Sachmo. Cover for a two count. Sachmo reverses a Digamma hammerlock. Sachmo hits a stump piledriver on Digamma, although it was quite weak in its execution. Hooks the leg for a two count. Sachmo scores with a poor standing spinebuster. Pinfall attempt gets a 2.9999. Digamma reverses a hip toss. Digamma hits a back kick. Sachmo backdrops Digamma out of a piledriver attempt. Weak bodyslam on Digamma by Sachmo. Digamma hooks up a suplex, but Sachmo flips out and lands on his feet, and quickly grabs the tights to score with a school boy pin! 1...2..3! The referee somehow missed the blatant cheating! Sachmo slides out of the ring to the floor, then turns and leaves through the crowd. He's happy to have the win, and evidently isn't going to hang around for Digamma to get some payback. Almost a ** match, but not quite - *1\2 rating.

Crowd Reaction - 60% , Match Quality - 67% , Overall Rating - 56%

Coffee Warlord is in the ring, and he calls out illinifan. illinifan appears, and eventually accepts a challenge to a match between the two.

Rating - 43%

Our main event is for the ZFLW Lightweight Title. It is an iron man match.

Coffee Warlord vs illinifan (For The ZFLW Lightweight Title) : FIRST FALL: Running clothesline from illinifan, sloppily done. Big clothesline from illinifan. Cover for a two count. Coffee counters an avalanche with a raised foot to the face. illinifan takes a kick to the chest, and staggers back. Flying elbow from Coffee Warlord, barely hitting the target. There's a two count on the pin. Coffee Warlord with an enziguri, although the late Owen Hart's version was far superior. Cover, but there's a last second kick-out. Flying elbow from Coffee Warlord, barely hitting the target. illinifan blocks a punch. illinifan hits a bulldog off the ropes. Cover for a two count. illinifan turns Coffee inside-out with a clothesline. Cover, but there's a last second kick-out. Running clothesline from illinifan, sloppily done. illinifan hits a right hand on Coffee Warlord. Coffee Warlord reverses a hip toss. illinifan walks into a spinning heel kick, evidently feeling that the 'duck' tactic is over-rated. Flying knee to the face from Coffee Warlord. Is it Mutoh Appreciation Night? Pin, three count, it's over. Coffee Warlord pins illinifan. SECOND FALL: Coffee Warlord strikes illinifan. Coffee hits a quick kick on illinifan. illinifan walks into a spinning heel kick, evidently feeling that the 'duck' tactic is over-rated. Coffee hits a dropkick on illinifan. 'Hit' may be an exaggeration, as it barely touched. illinifan counters a backdrop attempt with a kick to the face. illinifan slams Coffee Warlord down. Big John Studd would be proud, no doubt. Powerslam from illinifan on Coffee. Cover for a two count. Coffee counters a backdrop attempt with a kick to the face. Back heel kick from Coffee on illinifan, missed by miles. Hooks the leg for a two count. Coffee face jams illinifan. Pinfall attempt gets a 2.9999. Coffee only gets knees on a splash. illinifan hits a sloppy double axe handle. Pin, three count, it's over. illinifan pins Coffee. THIRD FALL: illinifan takes a chop from Coffee. illinifan powers out of a Coffee Warlord headlock. Uninspiring brawling from illinifan. Coffee Warlord charges, illinifan moves, and the referee is conveniently placed to get knocked out. illinifan turns Coffee inside-out with a clothesline. Cover, but there's no one to count for illinifan. illinifan only gets knees on a splash. Coffee hits a flying kick on illinifan. Coffee Warlord hits a crap missile dropkick on illinifan. Hooks the leg for a two count. Flying knee to the face from Coffee Warlord. Is it Mutoh Appreciation Night? Pin : 1 - 2 - 2.9999999. illinifan counters a sleeper hold by turning it into a jaw breaker. illinifan hits a stump piledriver on Coffee Warlord, although it was quite weak in its execution. Cover, but there's a last second kick-out. illinifan misses a big legdrop after stalling too long. Coffee Warlord has illinifan down on the canvas and is ascending the corner. Off the top - Frog Splash, forget about it. 1....2...3! END OF BOUT. illinifan has a temper tantrum, kicking the ropes and punching the turnbuckles. Nothing worth seeing here, I'll give a 1\2 star rating because I'm generous.

Crowd Reaction - 51% , Match Quality - 59% , Overall Rating - 49%

Coffee Warlord stays in the ring, having a ceremony celebrating his recent success. illinifan comes out of the crowd and attacks. He throws Coffee off the platform he was on. illinifan floors Coffee Warlord...and climbs the turnbuckles. Elbow Drop!!! illinifan leaves having won this battle.

Rating - 56%

Our overall rating for the show was 53%. We had 28 people show up. Our public image has risen to 43%.

Titles: Sachmo retained his ZFLW Hardcore Title. Coffee Warlord defeated illinifan to become the new ZFLW Lightweight Champion.

BOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!HISSS!!!!!!!
I want another rematch. We all know how many it took Coffee to finally down me.

You'll get your rematch in tomorrow's update. Keep reading. Also look for a new debut.

Poetic justice for the one, the only, the Coffee Warlord!

You've lost the title, Illini scum. It's mine now, and it will alllllllllllllllwaaaaaaaaaaaysssss be mine.

You want it back? You're not gonna get it, but you're more than welcome to try. I'll leave you in a heap on the mat, and throw your tattered remains to the crowd. And when you're done sniveling after I beat you again, and again, and again, maybe you'll realize something...

YOU.

SUCK!

After this last match, you aren't getting your peanut butter back. I told you after the match, but you couldn't wait. Think about Chavez "the dope finding" Dog, what the hell am I suppose to tell him?!? The truth?!? Hardly! Thanks...

Okay, why do I have to feud with Swaggs? It's clear the cheap-shot, no good, dirty rotten scoundrel will do anything just to hurt me. I mean, what's next? I start winning, and he pulls out a gun and SHOOTS me?? I wouldn't put it past the pestery weasel.

OCTOBER 1, 2003

All of our trainees have increased some ratings a little. Still a ways away from active competition.

I signed a manager to the roster, Mark Gold. I renamed him Gold for the FOFC member Gold101 who wanted to be in the game. I really couldn’t fit him in as a wrestler right now. But he will have a big roll as he will not manage, but be an active Commissioner. I couldn’t use a lot of the angles in the game without a non-wrestler on the roster. Welcome aboard Gold.

RETALIATION Sunday, October 26, 2003

Our 1st match is a dark match.

Digamma vs Tucker : Digamma takes a vertical suplex. Powerslam from Tucker on Digamma. Cover for a two count. Tucker drops an elbow...but misses. Fate can be so cruel. Digamma strikes Tucker. Flying elbow from Digamma, barely hitting the target. There's a two count on the pin. Digamma blasts Tucker with a rather-less-than-super kick. Pin, but Tucker is out just before the three count. Digamma hits a spinning back kick. Tucker pulls a mule kick out of nowhere. Powerslam from Tucker on Digamma. There's a two count on the pin. Tucker with an enziguri, although the late Owen Hart's version was far superior. Hooks the leg for a close fall. Digamma walks into a spinning heel kick, evidently feeling that the 'duck' tactic is over-rated. Digamma receives some unexciting punishment. Tucker misses a big legdrop after stalling too long. Digamma hits an arm drag on Tucker. Digamma blasts Tucker with a rather-less-than-super kick. The bell rings, and this match has come to a time limit draw. Digamma offers a handshake to Tucker...but he spits at Digamma and walks off! Almost a ** match, but not quite - *1\2 rating.

Crowd Reaction - 50% , Match Quality - 66% , Overall Rating - 58%

Gold is backstage, and announces that tonight he is making NevStar take on Afoci \ Marmel in a handicap match. He says it’s payback for what they did to Marmel last week.

Rating - 48%

NevStar vs Marmel \ Afoci : NevStar hits a right hand on The Afoci. NevStar hits a right hand on Marmel. Powerslam from NevStar on Marmel. There's a two count on the pin. Afoci takes a vertical suplex. The Afoci pulls a mule kick out of nowhere. Afoci \ Marmel whip NevStar into the corner. The Afoci whips Marmel in for a hard clothesline to follow-up. Marmel hits an arm drag on NevStar. Badly executed second rope splash by Afoci. Marmel \ Afoci whip NevStar into the corner. Marmel whips The Afoci in for a hard clothesline to follow-up. Cover for a two count. The Afoci with an enziguri, although the late Owen Hart's version was far superior. Pin : 1 - 2 - 2.9999999. NevStar hits Afoci. Flying elbow from Marmel, barely hitting the target. Marmel \ Afoci whip NevStar into the ropes and hit a double backdrop. There's a two count on the pin. NevStar takes a chop from Afoci. NevStar reverses a hip toss. NevStar kicks Marmel in the gut to reverse the momentum. Sloppy tornado punch from NevStar, Marmel barely got hit. Pinfall attempt gets a 2.9999. Back heel kick from Marmel on NevStar. Afoci \ Marmel whip NevStar into the ropes and hit a double clothesline. NevStar gets knocked to the ground by Afoci, who is already climbing the turnbuckle. Flying Body Press!!! 1....2....3!! It's all over. It was close to a ** match, but one too many blown spots knocks it down to a *1\2 rating.

Crowd Reaction - 49% , Match Quality - 66% , Overall Rating - 57%

Revrew is backstage. He talked trash about Swaggs, continuing their feud.

Rating - 65%

Next match is a Hardcore match as Revrew and Swaggs continue their feud.

Revrew vs Swaggs : Swaggs strikes Revrew. Revrew backdrops Swaggs out of a piledriver attempt. Revrew snapmares Swaggs. Revrew whips Swaggs into the turnbuckles...and predictably, the referee gets sandwiched. Revrew with an enziguri, although the late Owen Hart's version was far superior. Hooks the leg, but the referee is still out. Swaggs kicks Revrew in the gut to reverse the momentum. Swaggs smashes a Playstation console over the head of Revrew. Powerslam from Swaggs on Revrew. Hooks the leg for a two count. Sloppy tornado punch from Swaggs, Revrew barely got hit. Pin : 1 - 2 - 2.9999999. Swaggs only gets knees on a splash. Face slam on the table by Revrew. Pin, but Swaggs is out just before the three count. Revrew drops an elbow...but misses. Fate can be so cruel. Revrew reverses an irish whip...and Swaggs runs into the referee. Revrew floors Swaggs, then signals for the Boston Crab. Meanwhile, Swaggs has something in his hands. Revrew comes over...and gets nailed with a set of brass knuckles! The referee wakes up to see the pinfall: 1....2....3! It's over. Almost a ** match, but not quite - *1\2 rating.

Crowd Reaction - 53% , Match Quality - 65% , Overall Rating - 59%

The Afoci vs Sachmo (For The ZFLW Hardcore Title) : Sachmo strikes The Afoci. The Afoci powers out of a Sachmo headlock. Sachmo takes a kick to the chest, and staggers back. The Afoci misses a clothesline...and takes out the referee by mistake. Diving headbutt from Afoci, not much elevation. Cover, but there's no one to count for The Afoci. Sachmo counters a backdrop attempt with a kick to the face. Sachmo chair shots The Afoci. Powerslam from Sachmo on Afoci. Cover for a two count. Sachmo scores with a crappy looking standing spinebuster. Pin : 1 - 2 - 2.9999999. Afoci counters an avalanche with a raised foot to the face. The Afoci hits a dropkick off the table. Pinfall attempt gets a 2.9999. Afoci only gets knees on a splash. Tucker comes running down the aisle with a chair! Sachmo and The Afoci continue fighting, unaware of the intrusion. Tucker slides in and blasts The Afoci with a chair to the head! Tucker climbs out of the ring, the damage done! The Afoci can barely stand. Spear! 1....2....3. Sachmo and Tucker are putting the boots to The Afoci! Digamma comes running down the aisle with a chair! He slides in, sending Sachmo \ Tucker running for cover. Digamma bends down to help Afoci back up. Wait! Sachmo slides back in and attacks! Digamma fights back...but is then jumped by Tucker as well! Both Digamma and Afoci are subjected to a beat down by Sachmo \ Tucker, leaving them down and out on the canvas. Almost a ** match, but not quite - *1\2 rating.

Crowd Reaction - 50% , Match Quality - 67% , Overall Rating - 58%

Because of the interference in the last match, Commissioner Gold has made the following 3 on 3 tag team match.

Digamma\Afoci\Marmel vs NevStar\Sachmo\Tucker : Afoci snapmares Tucker. Tucker walks into a spinning heel kick, evidently feeling that the 'duck' tactic is over-rated. Afoci tags out to Marmel. Face crusher from Marmel on Tucker. Back heel kick from Marmel on Tucker, missed by miles. There's a two count on the pin. Marmel tags out to Digamma. Marmel \ Digamma whip Tucker into the corner. Marmel whips Digamma in for a hard clothesline to follow-up. Digamma arm drags Tucker over. Tucker counters an arm wringer with an elbow to the side of the head. Digamma gets squashed in the corner with a clothesline. Tucker tags out to NevStar. Digamma gets squashed in the corner with a clothesline. Side suplex from NevStar. Pin, but Digamma is out just before the three count. Weak bodyslam on Digamma by NevStar. NevStar tags out to Sachmo. Uninspiring brawling from Sachmo. Digamma gets squashed in the corner with a clothesline. Digamma reverses a waistlock. Tag to The Afoci. Sachmo takes a knee lift from Afoci. Tag between Sachmo and Tucker. Afoci receives some unexciting punishment. Afoci blocks the suplex attempt. Tucker gets knocked to the ground by Afoci, who is already climbing the turnbuckle. Off the top - Flying Body Press, forget about it. 1....2...3! Almost a ** match, but not quite - *1\2 rating.

Crowd Reaction - 49% , Match Quality - 65% , Overall Rating - 57%

Illinifan is backstage. He continued the feud by ripping into Coffee Warlord. Good to see they're giving the feud some proper air-time.

Rating - 50%

Our main event of the evening is a return match for the ZFLW Lightweight Title. Illinifan wants his title back.

Coffee Warlord vs Illinifan (For The ZFLW Lightweight Title) : Coffee receives some unexciting punishment. Coffee counters a sleeper hold by turning it into a jaw breaker. Coffee hits a quick kick on Illinifan. Illinifan reverses an irish whip...and Coffee Warlord runs into the referee. Flying knee to the face from Coffee Warlord. Is it Mutoh Appreciation Night? Hooks the leg, but the referee is still out. Illinifan reverses a Coffee Warlord hammerlock. Running clothesline from Illinifan, sloppily done. Illinifan hits a sloppy double axe handle. Cover for a two count. Illinifan scores with a poor standing spinebuster. Pin, but Coffee is out just before the three count. Coffee reverses a Illinifan hammerlock. Flying elbow off the top rope by Coffee Warlord, poor elevation though. Hooks the leg for a close fall. Illinifan ducks a clothesline attempt. Coffee Warlord grabs Illinifan from behind and shoves him into the ropes, then scores with a roll-up...but Illinifan rolls through with the move! He is using the tights for leverage! 1....2...3! The referee didn't see it! Illinifan leaves the ring and heads off down the aisle at speed. Illinifan has the victory, and isn't hanging around for Coffee Warlord to look for revenge. Almost a ** match, but not quite - *1\2 rating.

Crowd Reaction - 51% , Match Quality - 67% , Overall Rating - 59%

Our overall rating for the show was 56%. We had 29 people attend. Our public image has risen to 46%.

Titles: Sachmo retains his Hardcore Title. Illinifan regains the Lightweight Title by defeating Coffee Warlord.

Ahem........ Coffee the title will never be yours. I wanted it back..guess what? I TOOK IT BACK. So now properly,


YOU.....

SUCK!!!

You can't win clean, Illinisuck.

If you're going to pull that shit, let's make it official. I challenge you to a Hardcore match for the title. No rules, no refs, just you, me, and the ZFLW Championship. Let's see who the real man is.

Bring it.

Yer on. Better make sure your bra is fastened tightly.

Bah, my partner is holding me back. Nevstar is destined for greatness.

I hope I don't suck in this too...

Jeeber, Why do you think you are in training camp so long? I have great things planned for you. Have faith. :)

NOVEMBER 1, 2003

World League Wrestling has gone bankrupt. There are a few more on the edge also. That’s why I started out with such a small promotion. Maybe we can build up before we go broke.

DEADLY GAME Sunday, November 30, 2003

We start out with a dark match.

Coffee Warlord vs Marmel : Flying elbow off the top rope by Marmel, poor elevation though. Marmel walks into a trip. Coffee Warlord strikes Marmel. Face crusher from Coffee on Marmel. Marmel takes a chop from Coffee. Marmel counters a sleeper hold by turning it into a jaw breaker. Marmel hits a crap missile dropkick on Coffee. Marmel blasts Coffee with a rather-less-than-super kick. Marmel hits a spinning back kick. Coffee drops out the back of a Marmel bodyslam attempt. Coffee Warlord arm drags Marmel over. Coffee Warlord with an enziguri, although the late Owen Hart's version was far superior. Coffee floors Marmel. There is the STF! Submission! Illinifan comes running down the aisle with a chair, and gets into the ring! Illinifan hits Coffee with a chair to the back! Coffee Warlord goes down to the canvas, hurt. I'll give it a * rating for not being too bad.

Crowd Reaction - 41% , Match Quality - 66% , Overall Rating - 53%

Our 1st match of the live show is a 4 corners match with the winner getting a shot at the ZFLW Lightweight Title in our Main Event.

Swaggs vs Marmel vs Revrew vs NevStar : Revrew hits an arm drag on Marmel. Marmel walks into a spinning heel kick, evidently feeling that the 'duck' tactic is over-rated. Cover for a two count. Revrew gets taken down out of nowhere. Marmel tags out to NevStar. Revrew takes a vertical suplex. Revrew reverses an irish whip...and NevStar runs into the referee. NevStar scores with a crappy looking standing spinebuster. Pinfall attempt, but the ref is conveniently laid out. Weak bodyslam on Revrew by NevStar. Revrew avoids a NevStar avalanche. Tag between Revrew and Swaggs. Powerslam from Swaggs on NevStar. Running clothesline from Swaggs, sloppily done. NevStar ducks a wild right hand. Big kick from NevStar. Side suplex from NevStar. Tag to Revrew. Revrew hits a dropkick on Swaggs. 'Hit' may be an exaggeration, as it barely touched. Revrew blasts Swaggs with a rather-less-than-super kick. Revrew moves in for the kill. Here it comes - Power Bomb. 1....2...3, it's finished. Almost a ** match, but not quite - *1\2 rating.

Crowd Reaction - 46% , Match Quality - 66% , Overall Rating - 56%

Our next match is another 4 corners match with the winner getting a shot at the ZFLW Hardcore Title later tonight.

Coffee Warlord vs The Afoci vs Tucker vs Digamma : Afoci hits an arm drag on Coffee. Afoci hits a dropkick on Coffee Warlord. 'Hit' may be an exaggeration, as it barely touched. Hooks the leg for a two count. Afoci walks into a trip. Tag between Coffee Warlord and Digamma. Digamma hits a flying kick on Afoci. Afoci reverses an irish whip...and Digamma runs into the referee. Flying knee to the face from Digamma. Is it Mutoh Appreciation Night? Hooks the leg, but the referee is still out. Face crusher from Digamma on Afoci. Digamma only gets knees on a splash. Tag between The Afoci and Tucker. Tucker DDTs Digamma, although it was hardly executed with pin-point precision. Tucker hits a right hand on Digamma. Digamma ducks a clothesline attempt. Tucker takes a chop from Digamma. Flying knee to the face from Digamma. Is it Mutoh Appreciation Night? Digamma tags out to The Afoci. Afoci hits a dropkick on Tucker. 'Hit' may be an exaggeration, as it barely touched. Slingshot clothesline by Afoci, who almost messed it up by slipping on the ropes. NevStar comes running down the aisle and into the ring! Clothesline...but Afoci ducks! Tucker gets hit! The Afoci knocks NevStar out of the ring. Tucker gets knocked to the ground by Afoci, who is already climbing the turnbuckle. Off the top - Flying Body Press, forget about it. 1....2...3! I'll give it a *1\2 rating.

Crowd Reaction - 48% , Match Quality - 66% , Overall Rating - 57%

Gold is backstage in his locker room. In comes NevStar, and he attacks. They begin brawling around the room. Tucker comes in too, and he joins in the attack on Gold. The two-on-one attack leaves Gold down in his own locker room. I guess they weren’t too happy with the handicap match he booked last month.

Rating - 53%

Our next match is for the ZFLW Hardcore Title.

The Afoci vs Sachmo (For The ZFLW Hardcore Title) : The Afoci sets up a chair, then bounces off it to hit a flying avalanche into the corner The Afoci hits a crap missile dropkick on Sachmo. Hooks the leg for a two count. Sachmo counters a sleeper hold by turning it into a jaw breaker. Uninspiring brawling from Sachmo. Sachmo slams The Afoci down. Big John Studd would be proud, no doubt. Cover for a two count. Sachmo hits Afoci with a plastic dinosaur. Cover, but there's a last second kick-out. Sachmo strikes The Afoci. Afoci blocks a punch. The Afoci hits a crap missile dropkick on Sachmo. There's a two count on the pin. The Afoci with an enziguri. Pin, but Sachmo is out just before the three count. Afoci hits a spinning back kick. Afoci throws a ladder onto Sachmo. Sachmo drops out the back of a The Afoci bodyslam attempt. Afoci gets squashed in the corner with a clothesline. Sachmo DDTs The Afoci. Sachmo ducks a Afoci clothesline and does a quick roll up. Sachmo has a handful of tights! The referee hasn't seen it: 1....2....3!! Tucker comes running down the aisle with a chair, and gets into the ring! Tucker hits Afoci with a chair to the back! The Afoci goes down to the canvas, hurt. I'll give it a *1\2 rating.

Crowd Reaction - 48% , Match Quality - 67% , Overall Rating - 57%

Gold is backstage, and announces that tonight he is making NevStar \ Tucker take on Digamma, Marmel, and The Afoci in a three-on-two handicap match. He says that will teach them to attack him again as he holds his head.

Rating - 47%

NevStar \ Tucker vs Digamma\Afoci\Marmel : Afoci snapmares NevStar. Face crusher from Afoci on NevStar. Tag to Digamma. The Afoci scoops up NevStar. Digamma bounces off the ropes and hits a flying Hart Attack clothesline. There's a two count on the pin. NevStar avoids a Digamma avalanche. NevStar hits a bulldog off the ropes. Tag between NevStar and Tucker. Tucker turns Digamma inside-out with a clothesline. Hooks the leg for a close fall. Tucker strikes Digamma. Digamma counters a backdrop attempt with a kick to the face. Tag between Digamma and The Afoci. The Afoci arm drags Tucker over. Afoci tags out to Marmel. Marmel \ Afoci whip Tucker into the ropes and hit a double backdrop. There's a two count on the pin. Marmel uses a running dropkick into the corner. Hooks the leg for a two count. Tucker backdrops Marmel out of a piledriver attempt. Marmel takes a right hand to the temple from Tucker. Marmel blocks a kick from Tucker. Tag between Marmel and Digamma. Tucker takes a chop from Digamma. Digamma hits a flying kick on Tucker. There's a two count on the pin. Digamma with an enziguri, although the late Owen Hart's version was far superior. Pin : 1 - 2 - 2.9999999. Tag between Digamma and Marmel. Digamma \ Marmel whip Tucker into the ropes and hit a double clothesline. Tucker walks into a spinning heel kick, evidently feeling that the 'duck' tactic is over-rated. Marmel drops an elbow...but misses. Fate can be so cruel. Tag between Tucker and NevStar. NevStar hits a sloppy double axe handle. Tag to Digamma. NevStar strikes Digamma. NevStar hits a stump piledriver on Digamma, although it was quite weak in its execution. Digamma tags out to The Afoci. The Afoci takes a right hand to the temple from NevStar. Afoci counters an arm wringer with an elbow to the side of the head. Afoci face jams NevStar. Pin : 1 - 2 - 2.9999999. The Afoci misses a clothesline. NevStar tags out to Tucker. The Afoci takes a right hand to the temple from Tucker. Tucker hits a stump piledriver on The Afoci, although it was quite weak in its execution. Tucker tags out to NevStar. NevStar \ Tucker whip Afoci into the ropes and hit a double back elbow. The Afoci avoids a NevStar avalanche. Gold has climbed up onto the apron! NevStar turns...and falls for the distraction! The Afoci attacks NevStar from behind! The Afoci has NevStar down on the canvas and is ascending the corner. Off the top - Flying Body Press, forget about it. 1....2...3! Bland match, but I'll give it a * rating for not being too bad. Gold gets some revenge and costs NevStar and Tucker the match.

Crowd Reaction - 47% , Match Quality - 63% , Overall Rating - 55%

Our final match is for the ZFLW Lightweight Title.

Revrew vs Illinifan (For The ZFLW Lightweight Title) : Revrew takes a vertical suplex. Powerslam from Illinifan on Revrew. There's a two count on the pin. Illinifan only gets knees on a splash. Revrew hits a back kick. Revrew arm drags Illinifan over. There's a two count on the pin. Diving headbutt from Revrew, not much elevation. Pinfall attempt gets a 2.9999. Revrew hits a flying kick on Illinifan. Revrew misses a big legdrop after stalling too long. Illinifan hits a sloppy double axe handle. There's a two count on the pin. Illinifan DDTs Revrew. Hooks the leg for a close fall. Illinifan with a badly-executed spinning neckbreaker on Revrew. Illinifan strikes Revrew. Revrew takes the advantage after a i-block-your-punch-you-don't-block-mine routine. Revrew hits an arm drag on Illinifan. Revrew blasts Illinifan with a rather-less-than-super kick. The referee bumps after catching a wild right hand and is down. Revrew knocks Illinifan to the outside, then signals for the Boston Crab. He reaches out of the ring for Illinifan...and gets clobbered with the ring bell! Right to the head! The referee looks up to see Illinifan sliding in and making the pinfall. The referee calls for the bell though! He's disqualifying Illinifan, he must have seen the ring bell shot! The match is over. Coffee Warlord comes running down the aisle, and gets into the ring! Illinifan gets slammed down. Coffee Warlord climbs to the top rope...Frog Splash! Illinifan has been left down on the canvas. It was close to a ** match, but one too many blown spots knocks it down to a *1\2 rating.

Crowd Reaction - 46% , Match Quality - 66% , Overall Rating - 56%

Coffee Warlord, The Afoci, and Revrew are all backstage. They are talking about how Illinifan cheats in every match to keep his title. Gold overhears them as he walks past, and comes over. He says that they can settle it at the next show, because they will be facing Illinifan in a four corners match for the ZFLW Lightweight Title. Let’s see if he cheats his way out of that one.

Rating - 49%


Our overall rating for the show was 53%. We had 28 people show up. Our public image has risen to 49%.

Titles: Sachmo retains his Hardcore Title by defeating The Afoci. Illinifan retains his Lightweight Title by defeating Revrew.


Stay Tuned: Our next event we have a surprise debut. Who will it be?

NevStar and Tucker, you better have learned not to mess with Gold. I won't take anything from you two!

Sorry I couldn't fit you in as a wrestler Gold. But I hope you don't mind the way a fit you in. Keep reading, you have a nemisis up next. Post coming up soon.

DECEMBER 1, 2003

Extreme Canadian Championship Wrestling is the next promotion to go bankrupt.

I hired another non wrestler to the roster. I need another authority figure to even out Gold’s match making. Lotto Money has been hired. He is now known as.....are you ready..........He is Erik Flamebeard. There you go NevStar. He is also a heel. Oh, I forgot to mention that Gold is also a heel but as you can tell by his match making he is turning Face. That’s why I brought out Flamebeard, to make it interesting.

Here is the new ratings for the roster: Face: #1 Digamma, #2 Marmel, #3 Revrew, #4 Coffee Warlord, #5 The Afoci. Heel: #1 Sachmo, #2 Swaggs, #3 Tucker, #4 Illinifan, #5 NevStar.

PAYBACK Sunday, December 28, 2003

We start out with a dark match.

Swaggs vs Digamma : Digamma snapmares Swaggs. Swaggs gets hip tossed by Digamma. Digamma hits a flying kick on Swaggs. Digamma hits an arm drag on Swaggs. Digamma gets taken down out of nowhere. Swaggs hits a right hand on Digamma. Weak bodyslam by Swaggs. There's a two count on the pin. Digamma reverses a hip toss. Back heel kick from Digamma on Swaggs, missed by miles. Cover for a two count. Digamma face jams Swaggs. Pin : 1 - 2 - 2.9999999. Swaggs powers out of a Digamma headlock. Digamma receives some unexciting punishment. Swaggs gets taken down out of nowhere. Swaggs takes a knee lift from Digamma. Digamma floors Swaggs...and climbs the turnbuckles. Through the air, High Time! Sachmo quickly comes running down the aisle and into the ring! Digamma turns around....Spear!!! That shook the ring. The referee calls for the DQ because of the interference of Sachmo! Swaggs and Sachmo are putting the boots to Digamma! Revrew comes running down the aisle with a chair! He slides in, sending Swaggs \ Sachmo running for cover. Revrew saved Digamma from a major beating. I'll give it a *1\2 rating.

Crowd Reaction - 47% , Match Quality - 67% , Overall Rating - 57%

We start out our live broadcast with a debut.

Erik Flamebeard comes out from the back, making his debut tonight. He takes the microphone and makes it clear that he is in a position of power.

Rating - 55%

Our 1st match is a one on one contest.

Marmel vs NevStar : Weak headbutt on Marmel by NevStar. Marmel hits a punch, but takes one right back. CLUBBERIN', CLUBBERIN', THEY BE CLUBBERIN' TONY! Sorry, flashback moment. NevStar strikes Marmel. Marmel takes a right hand to the temple from NevStar. Marmel takes the advantage after a i-block-your-punch-you-don't-block-mine routine. Marmel hits a flying kick on NevStar. Flying elbow off the top rope by Marmel, poor elevation though. Cover for a two count. NevStar avoids a Marmel avalanche. Big clothesline from NevStar. There's a two count on the pin. NevStar scores with a poor standing spinebuster. Cover, but there's a last second kick-out. Marmel counters a backdrop attempt with a kick to the face. Marmel strikes NevStar. Marmel gets taken down out of nowhere. NevStar with a badly-executed spinning neckbreaker on Marmel. Erik Flamebeard comes running down the aisle and into the ring! Marmel turns around.... Money Shot!!! That shook the ring. Erik Flame leaves the ring, the damage done! Pin, three count, it's over. NevStar pins Marmel. NevStar and Erik Flame are putting the boots to Marmel! Gold comes running down the aisle with a chair! He slides in, sending NevStar \ Erik Flame running for cover. Gold saved Marmel from a major beating. I'm going to give this a ** rating because I'm in a generous mood.

Crowd Reaction - 59% , Match Quality - 66% , Overall Rating - 62%

Erik Flamebeard is backstage, and announces that tonight we will see Digamma and Sachmo fight one on one, and if Digamma loses, he will be suspended. Flamebeard says that Digamma has had enough chances to win the Hardcore Title. He has to show he belongs in the ZFLW.

Rating - 40%

Stipulation: Digamma is suspended if he loses.

Digamma vs Sachmo (For The ZFLW Hardcore Title) : Sachmo chair shots Digamma. Powerslam from Sachmo on Digamma. Cover for a two count. Digamma ducks a wild right hand. Kick from Digamma to the leg. Face crusher from Digamma on Sachmo. Hooks the leg for a two count. Digamma dropkicks Sachmo after leaping off an upturned shopping cart. Pin : 1 - 2 - 2.9999999. Sachmo walks into a spinning heel kick, evidently feeling that the 'duck' tactic is over-rated. Digamma only gets knees on a splash. Sachmo DDTs Digamma, although it was hardly executed with pin-point precision. There's a two count on the pin. Sachmo scores with a poor standing spinebuster. Pinfall attempt gets a 2.9999. Running clothesline from Sachmo, sloppily done. Sachmo drives a table into Digamma. Digamma counters an avalanche with a raised foot to the face. Digamma hits a spinning back kick. Digamma with an enziguri, although the late Owen Hart's version was far superior. Revrew comes running down the aisle and into the ring! Sachmo turns around.... and gets floored with a chair shot! What impact! Revrew leaves the ring, the damage done! Pin, three count, it's over. Digamma pins Sachmo. Digamma \ Revrew are beating down on Sachmo! The music of Swaggs hits, and he comes running down the aisle into the ring. Digamma and Revrew don't hesitate though, and attack him as soon as he enters the ring! Swaggs gets beaten down as well, and soon joins Sachmo down and out on the canvas. Digamma \ Revrew have destroyed them both! I'm going to give this a ** rating because I'm in a generous mood.

Crowd Reaction - 56% , Match Quality - 67% , Overall Rating - 61%

Digamma \ Revrew and Swaggs \ Sachmo are in the ring after the beat down. Gold comes down and announces that they will be forced to settle this at the next show, as he is booking them to face each other in a tag team match.

Rating - 46%


Erik Flamebeard is backstage, and announces that tonight we will see Gold \ Marmel and NevStar \ Tucker fight in a tag team match.

Rating - 46%

Gold \ Marmel vs NevStar \ Tucker : Kick from Tucker to the leg. Tucker hits a right hand on Gold. Cover for a two count. Tag to NevStar. Tucker \ NevStar whip Gold into the corner. Tucker whips NevStar in for a hard clothesline to follow-up. Hooks the leg for a two count. Big kick from NevStar. Gold avoids a NevStar avalanche. Messed up bodyslam by Gold. Hooks the leg for a two count. Tag between Gold and Marmel. Back heel kick from Marmel on NevStar. Pin, but NevStar is out just before the three count. Marmel hits a dropkick on NevStar. 'Hit' may be an exaggeration, as it barely touched. NevStar blocks a kick from Marmel. NevStar hits a right hand on Marmel. NevStar tags out to Tucker. Uninspiring brawling from Tucker. Tag between Marmel and Gold. Gold takes a right hand to the temple from Tucker. Erik Flamebeard comes running down the aisle with a chair! Tucker and Gold continue fighting, unaware of the intrusion. Erik Flamebeard slides in and blasts Gold with a chair to the head! Erik Flame climbs out of the ring, the damage done! Tucker moves in for the kill. Here it comes - Superkick. 1....2...3, it's finished. Erik Flamebeard is still in the ring. He signals for the Money Shot! Running down the aisle comes The Afoci! He slides in the ring, and chases Erik Flame out of the ring! Afoci chases him through the crowd and out of sight. I'll give a 1\2 star rating.

Crowd Reaction - 36% , Match Quality - 58% , Overall Rating - 47%

Our main event is the match Gold made at the last event. It is a 4 corners match for the ZFLW Lightweight Title.

Coffee Warlord vs Illinifan vs Revrew vs The Afoci (For The ZFLW Lightweight Title) : Forearm to the face from Afoci on Coffee. Face crusher from Afoci on Coffee. There's a two count on the pin. The Afoci misses a clothesline. Coffee tags out to Revrew. Afoci walks into a spinning heel kick, evidently feeling that the 'duck' tactic is over-rated. Revrew whips Afoci into the turnbuckles...and predictably, the referee gets sandwiched. Diving headbutt from Revrew, not much elevation. Cover, but there's no one to count for Revrew. Revrew hits a flying kick on Afoci. Afoci blocks a kick from Revrew. Tag between The Afoci and Illinifan. Illinifan hits a sloppy double axe handle. Running clothesline from Illinifan, sloppily done. Revrew takes the advantage after a i-block-your-punch-you-don't-block-mine routine. Revrew hits an arm drag on Illinifan. Flying knee to the face from Revrew. Is it Mutoh Appreciation Night? Tag between Revrew and The Afoci. Afoci hits a spinning back kick. The Afoci blasts Illinifan with a rather-less-than-super kick. Illinifan gets knocked to the ground by Afoci, who is already climbing the turnbuckle. Off the top - Flying Body Press, forget about it. 1....2...3! Bland match, but I'll give it a * rating for not being too bad.

Crowd Reaction - 43% , Match Quality - 66% , Overall Rating - 54%

Our overall rating for the show was 51%. We had 32 people attend. Our public image has risen to 52%.

Titles: Digamma wins the Hardcore Title. Afoci wins the Lightweight Title.

I win the Lightweight Title. I am King of The World. I am the Grand Master of Funk and Fury! I RULE!!!!

I will destroy you!!!!

(Once I get out of training, that is... :))

Just so you know, Afoci.

That title is just under rent. It'll return to its rightful owner soon.

Oh yes, my precious will return to me.

It is now securely placed under lock and key guarded by a Crawfish with Laser Blasters instead of Claws!

It's a little known fact that Coffee is poisonous to crawfish. They're doomed.

So will I ever fight in a non-title bout?

Nevstar + Erik Flamebeard = ratings!

Commissioner Gold = chump... it takes 4 men to beat Nevstar & Tucker.

JANUARY 1, 2004

The month starts off with two more promotions going bankrupt. Pro Wrestling Iron and IWA-Puerto Rico have gone bankrupt. That leaves 23 promotions active. But that has freed up some sponsors. We are able to grab two of them to give us a little more money.

The training camp wrestlers are coming along. Hopefully sometime this year some of them might be ready.

BETRAYED Sunday, January 25, 2004

Our 1st match is a dark match.

Coffee Warlord vs Swaggs : Coffee hits a quick kick on Swaggs. Coffee hits an arm drag on Swaggs. Coffee hits a flying kick on Swaggs. Coffee drops an elbow...but misses. Fate can be so cruel. Swaggs hits a stump piledriver on Coffee Warlord, although it was quite weak in its execution. Coffee Warlord fights out of a grapple. Badly executed second rope splash by Coffee. Coffee Warlord with an enziguri, although the late Owen Hart's version was far superior. Coffee Warlord misses a big legdrop after stalling too long. Swaggs strikes Coffee Warlord. Coffee ducks a wild right hand. Coffee hits a flying kick on Swaggs. Illinifan comes running down the aisle with a chair! Swaggs goes to irish whip Coffee Warlord into the ropes. Illinifan jumps onto the apron with the chair...but Coffee Warlord reverses! Collision between Illinifan, Swaggs, and the chair! Swaggs falls to the canvas. Coffee floors Swaggs. There is the STF! Submission! Swaggs and Illinifan put the boots to Coffee Warlord, stomping away on him. Rating: 1\2 star.

Crowd Reaction - 34% , Match Quality - 67% , Overall Rating - 50%

We start out our live broadcast with a backstage shot.

The camera shows the outside of the locker room of Marmel. Erik Flamebeard appears, knocks, then enters, closing the door behind him. What’s all that about?

Rating - 54%

Our next match is a tag team match. It is a hardcore match and both teams have decided to end this feud once and for all.

Marmel \ Afoci vs NevStar \ Tucker : NevStar throws Marmel into a shopping trolley. Tucker with a badly-executed spinning neckbreaker on Afoci. NevStar scoop slams Marmel onto and through a table. Afoci reverses a waistlock. Afoci hits an arm drag on NevStar. Afoci \ Marmel whip NevStar into the corner. The Afoci whips Marmel in for a hard clothesline to follow-up. Marmel hits a crap missile dropkick on Tucker. Running table shot by Marmel, sending it into Tucker. NevStar ducks a wild right hand. Tucker DDTs Marmel, although it was hardly executed with pin-point precision. Weak bodyslam by NevStar. Marmel scoops up NevStar for a slam, then turns....but The Afoci accidentally gets hit in the face with the raised legs of NevStar, and it's a Survivor Series 5 flashback moment. NevStar moves in for the kill. Pile Driver! 1....2....3. Marmel and Afoci remain in the ring. They are arguing about that defeat. Marmel walks off without saying anything, much to the disgust of Afoci. Almost a ** match, but not quite - *1\2 rating.


Crowd Reaction - 48% , Match Quality - 66% , Overall Rating - 57%

Next up is a tag team match that was made at our last event by Gold.

Digamma \ Revrew vs Swaggs \ Sachmo : Revrew takes a vertical suplex. Swaggs DDTs Revrew, although it was hardly executed with pin-point precision. Cover for a two count. Swaggs tags out to Sachmo. Sachmo \ Swaggs whip Revrew into the ropes and hit a double clothesline. Sachmo slams Revrew down. Big John Studd would be proud, no doubt. There's a two count on the pin. Revrew hits a punch, but takes one right back. CLUBBERIN', CLUBBERIN', THEY BE CLUBBERIN' TONY! Sorry, flashback moment. Sachmo gets taken down out of nowhere. Revrew face jams Sachmo. Tag between Revrew and Digamma. Sachmo takes a chop from Digamma. Digamma, chanelling the power of Takada, hits a high kick on Sachmo. Sachmo counters an avalanche with a raised foot to the face. Tag between Sachmo and Swaggs. Swaggs hits a bulldog off the ropes. Sloppy tornado punch from Swaggs, Digamma barely got hit. Cover, but there's a last second kick-out. Digamma receives some unexciting punishment. Digamma blocks the suplex attempt. Digamma, chanelling the power of Takada, hits a high kick on Swaggs. Chaos reigns as everyone winds up brawling on the outside! The referee stays in the safety of the ring, and does a ten count, ending the match in a draw. Digamma \ Revrew and Swaggs \ Sachmo don't look like they've finished! They continue to brawl in and around the ring, not stopping until a host of referees run down the aisle to break them up. I'll give it a * rating for not being too bad.

Crowd Reaction - 44% , Match Quality - 67% , Overall Rating - 55%

Erik Flamebeard is backstage, and announces that tonight we will see Digamma, Swaggs, and Sachmo compete in a triangle match.

Rating - 48%

Digamma is furious with Flamebeard as he just had a match. He knows that Flamebeard wants him to lose his title.

Digamma vs Swaggs vs Sachmo (For The ZFLW Hardcore Title) : Digamma strikes Sachmo. Swaggs hits Digamma with a plastic dinosaur. Sachmo blocks a punch. Weak bodyslam by Sachmo. Sachmo hits a bulldog off the ropes. There's a two count on the pin. Side suplex from Swaggs. Hooks the leg for a close fall. Sachmo powers out of a headlock. Sachmo chair shots Swaggs. Slingshot clothesline by Digamma, who almost messed it up by slipping on the ropes. Sachmo can barely stand. Superkick! 1....2....3. I'll give it a * rating for not being too bad.

Crowd Reaction - 44% , Match Quality - 67% , Overall Rating - 55%

Our next match is a return match for the ZFLW Lightweight Title.

The Afoci vs Illinifan (For The ZFLW Lightweight Title) : Flying elbow from The Afoci, barely hitting the target. The Afoci hits a crap missile dropkick on Illinifan. There's a two count on the pin. Illinifan blocks a kick from The Afoci. Afoci receives some unexciting punishment. Illinifan slams The Afoci down. Big John Studd would be proud, no doubt. Cover for a two count. Side suplex from Illinifan. Cover, but there's a last second kick-out. Illinifan with a badly-executed spinning neckbreaker on Afoci. Afoci reverses a waistlock. Badly executed second rope splash by Afoci. Cover for a two count. The Afoci with an enziguri. Hooks the leg for a close fall. Afoci hits a flying kick on Illinifan. Kick from The Afoci to the leg. Illinifan elbows The Afoci in the face to break a hammerlock. Illinifan slams The Afoci down. Big John Studd would be proud, no doubt. Illinifan turns Afoci inside-out with a clothesline. Marmel comes running down the aisle with a chair! Illinifan and The Afoci continue fighting, unaware of the intrusion. Marmel slides in and blasts The Afoci with a chair to the head! Marmel climbs out of the ring, the damage done! Illinifan floors The Afoci...and climbs the turnbuckles. Elbow Drop!!! 1....2....3!! It's all over. Illinifan and Marmel are beating the hell out of The Afoci! Coffee Warlord sprints down the aisle and slides into the ring! He goes toe-to-toe with Illinifan, exchanging punches, while The Afoci comes back, sending Marmel out of the ring with a clothesline. Coffee \ Afoci have cleared the ring, driving off Illinifan and Marmel! It was close to a ** match, but one too many blown spots knocks it down to a *1\2 rating.

Crowd Reaction - 53% , Match Quality - 67% , Overall Rating - 60%

Gold is backstage, and announces that because of what just transpired, tonight we will see Coffee \ Afoci and Marmel \ Illinifan fight in a tag team match.

Rating - 53%

Coffee \ Afoci vs Illinifan \ Marmel : Big kick from Illinifan. Illinifan hits a stump piledriver on The Afoci, although it was quite weak in its execution. Cover for a two count. Illinifan tags out to Marmel. Marmel \ Illinifan whip Afoci into the ropes and hit a double back elbow. Flying elbow from Marmel, barely hitting the target. There's a two count on the pin. Afoci takes a chop from Marmel. Afoci blocks a punch. The Afoci blasts Marmel with a rather-less-than-super kick. Tag to Coffee Warlord. Marmel takes a knee lift from Coffee. Coffee Warlord hits a crap missile dropkick on Marmel. Coffee only gets knees on a splash. Tag between Marmel and Illinifan. Big clothesline from Illinifan. Side suplex from Illinifan. Pin, but Coffee is out just before the three count. Illinifan strikes away at Coffee Warlord. Coffee blocks a punch. Coffee Warlord hits a crap missile dropkick on Illinifan. The referee loses control, and it's BONZO GONZO as all four competitors end up in the ring brawling. Realising that this chaos isn't going to die down, the referee calls for the bell. This is a double DQ. Coffee \ Afoci and Illinifan \ Marmel aren't satisfied! They start brawling again, turning the ringside area into a battlefield until officials run down and physically pull them apart. I'll give it a * rating for not being too bad.

Crowd Reaction - 44% , Match Quality - 65% , Overall Rating - 54%

Our overall rating for the show was 54%. We had 31 people attend. Our public image has risen to 55%.

Titles: Digamma successfully defended his Hardcore Title. Illinifan regained the Lightweight Title by beating Afoci with a little help from Marmel.


Turns: Marmel turns on The Afoci to go Heel.

First time I've noticed this. Great stuff.

Happy to be the hardcore champ. And I'm glad I've given that no good cheater sachmo and his buddy swaggs a bit of their own medicine.

FEBRUARY 1, 2004

Our training camp wrestlers are improving. With our new sponsors we are only losing about $20,000 a month. We just need a couple more big sponsors to get ahead for a month.




REVENGE Sunday, February 29, 2004

We start with a dark match.

NevStar \ Swaggs vs Digamma \ Revrew : Digamma arm drags Swaggs over. Flying knee to the face from Revrew. Is it Mutoh Appreciation Night? Revrew scoops up Swaggs. Digamma bounces off the ropes and hits a flying Hart Attack clothesline. Face slam on the table by Digamma. Swaggs kicks Revrew in the gut to reverse the momentum. Digamma gets squashed in the corner with a clothesline. NevStar slams Digamma onto the table. Side suplex from Swaggs. Digamma takes a right hand to the temple from NevStar. Sachmo \ Tucker come running down the aisle with chairs! NevStar whips Digamma into the ropes. Sachmo jumps onto the apron with the chair! Collision between Sachmo, Digamma, and the chair! Digamma falls to the canvas. NevStar moves in for the kill. Pile Driver!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!! Sachmo \ Tucker are still in the ring. They signal for the Double Powerbomb! Their music hits, and out come Coffee \ Afoci to make the save! They run down the aisle and slide in...right into an attack by Sachmo \ Tucker! Coffee gets knocked out of the ring. Sachmo \ Tucker double up on The Afoci...and nail him with the Spike Powerbomb! Coffee Warlord slides into the ring, but is too late to save his partner. Sachmo \ Tucker leave the ring, having left Afoci down and out. This one gets * rating and likes it. A total melee.

Crowd Reaction - 42% , Match Quality - 67% , Overall Rating - 54%

We start out our live broadcast with a grudge match. The Afoci is just a tad upset with Marmel turning on him last month.

Marmel vs The Afoci : Marmel gets hip tossed by Afoci. Afoci hits an arm drag on Marmel. Marmel takes a vertical suplex from The Afoci. Afoci hits a dropkick on Marmel. 'Hit' may be an exaggeration, as it barely touched. Marmel blocks the suplex attempt. Marmel hits a dropkick on The Afoci. 'Hit' may be an exaggeration, as it barely touched. Marmel, chanelling the power of Takada, hits a high kick on The Afoci. Hooks the leg for a two count. The Afoci elbows Marmel in the face to break a hammerlock. Badly executed second rope splash by Afoci. Cover for a two count. The Afoci with an enziguri. Hooks the leg for a close fall. Marmel counters a backdrop attempt with a kick to the face. Forearm to the face from Marmel on Afoci. The Afoci elbows Marmel in the face to break a hammerlock. Afoci hits a dropkick on Marmel. 'Hit' may be an exaggeration, as it barely touched. The Afoci charges, Marmel moves, and the referee is conveniently placed to get knocked out. The Afoci knocks Marmel to the outside, then signals for the Flying Body Press. He reaches out of the ring for Marmel...and gets clobbered with the ring bell! Right to the head! The referee looks up to see Marmel sliding in and making the pinfall. The referee calls for the bell though! He's disqualifying Marmel, he must have seen the ring bell shot! The match is over. Marmel grabs the referee, then nails him with a right hand! Dozens of people hit the ring to stop any further incident. Almost a ** match, but not quite - *1\2 rating.

Crowd Reaction - 48% , Match Quality - 67% , Overall Rating - 57%

Next up is a triple threat match for the ZFLW Hardcore title.

Digamma vs Tucker vs Sachmo (For The ZFLW Hardcore Title) : Tucker strikes Digamma. Sachmo hits Tucker with a plastic dinosaur. Sachmo gets taken down out of nowhere. Digamma, chanelling the power of Takada, hits a high kick on Sachmo. Digamma hits a crap missile dropkick on Tucker. There's a two count on the pin. Sloppy tornado punch from Sachmo, Digamma barely got hit. Pin, but Digamma is out just before the three count. Digamma elbows Sachmo in the face to break a hammerlock. Digamma dropkicks Sachmo after leaping off an upturned shopping cart. Tucker scores with a poor standing spinebuster. Tucker floors Digamma near the ropes and makes the pin. Tucker is using the ropes for leverage! The referee hasn't seen it: 1....2....3!! Bland match, but i'll give it a * rating for not being too bad.

Crowd Reaction - 44% , Match Quality - 66% , Overall Rating - 55%

Revrew vs NevStar : Revrew hits an arm drag on NevStar. NevStar takes a chop from Revrew. Revrew arm drags NevStar over. NevStar takes a chop from Revrew. NevStar pulls a mule kick out of nowhere. Running clothesline from NevStar, sloppily done. NevStar hits a sloppy double axe handle. Cover for a two count. Revrew avoids a NevStar avalanche. Flying elbow off the top rope by Revrew, poor elevation though. Hooks the leg for a two count. Diving headbutt from Revrew, not much elevation. Cover, but there's a last second kick-out. NevStar reverses a hip toss. Revrew takes a right hand to the temple from NevStar. Revrew reverses a NevStar hammerlock. NevStar takes a chop from Revrew. Swaggs just slid into the ring out of nowhere! Revrew gets grabbed, and they start brawling. NevStar takes some shots at Revrew as well. The referee, seeing the chaos, calls for a no contest ruling. We have three grapplers in the ring, as Revrew, NevStar and Swaggs look at each other. Before the inevitable brawl erupts, a host of referees hit the ring to keep them apart. Bland match, but I'll give it a * rating for not being too bad.

Crowd Reaction - 43% , Match Quality - 67% , Overall Rating - 55%

Coffee Warlord is backstage. He talked trash about Illinifan, continuing their feud. He says tonight this will end once and for all. A winner take all match and it will be an I Quit match.

Rating - 57%

The next match is a 4 corner elimination match with the winner getting a shot at the Hardcore Title from the newly crowned Tucker at next month’s event.

Revrew vs Swaggs vs NevStar vs Digamma : Running clothesline from Swaggs, sloppily done. Uninspiring brawling from Swaggs. Cover for a two count. Tag to NevStar. NevStar slams Digamma down. Big John Studd would be proud, no doubt. NevStar turns Digamma inside-out with a clothesline. Cover, but there's a last second kick-out. Tag to Revrew. Revrew arm drags Digamma over. Tag between Digamma and Swaggs. Swaggs strikes away at Revrew. Revrew powers out of a headlock. Flying knee to the face from Revrew. Is it Mutoh Appreciation Night? Pin, three count, it's over. Revrew pins Swaggs. Digamma hits a spinning back kick. Flying elbow off the top rope by Digamma, poor elevation though. Hooks the leg for a two count. Digamma arm drags Revrew over. Tag between Revrew and NevStar. NevStar strikes Digamma. Digamma gets squashed in the corner with a clothesline. Digamma pulls a mule kick out of nowhere. Face crusher from Digamma on NevStar. Flying knee to the face from Digamma. Is it Mutoh Appreciation Night? Pin : 1 - 2- 3. Digamma defeats NevStar. Digamma hits a crap missile dropkick on Revrew. Flying knee to the face from Digamma. Is it Mutoh Appreciation Night? Pinfall attempt gets a 2.9999. Revrew fights out of a grapple. Revrew has Digamma down on the canvas. Boston Crab!!! Digamma taps out! I'll give it a * rating for not being too bad.

Crowd Reaction - 43% , Match Quality - 61% , Overall Rating - 52%



Tucker comes down to the ring after Revrew’s win. They get in each other’s face and talk some trash. Gold comes down, and tells them to save it for the next show.

Rating - 44%

Our main event is for the ZFLW Lightweight Title. It will be an I Quit match to end the feud between Coffee Warlord and Illinifan. Someone will be crying uncle before this night is over.

Coffee Warlord vs Illinifan (For The ZFLW Lightweight Title) : Big clothesline from Illinifan. Coffee Warlord fights out of a grapple. Illinifan gets hip tossed by Coffee. Illinifan takes a chop from Coffee. Face crusher from Coffee on Illinifan. Coffee drops an elbow...but misses. Fate can be so cruel. Big clothesline from Illinifan. Illinifan scores with a crappy looking standing spinebuster. Coffee Warlord takes a right hand to the temple from Illinifan. Coffee backdrops Illinifan out of a piledriver attempt. Coffee hits a flying kick on Illinifan. Slingshot clothesline by Coffee, who almost messed it up by slipping on the ropes. Coffee floors Illinifan. There is the STF! The referee asks Illinifan....and we have a submission! The match is over. Illinifan goes nuts, screaming and yelling at everyone within earshot. It was close to a ** match, but one too many blown spots knocks it down to a *1\2 rating.

Crowd Reaction - 46% , Match Quality - 67% , Overall Rating - 56%

Coffee Warlord stays in the ring, and he has a short celebration ceremony after his recent success.

Rating - 58%

Our overall rating for the show was 54%. Our public image has risen to 59%. We had 31 people show up.

Titles: Tucker is the new Hardcore Champion. Coffee Warlord is the new Lightweight Champion.

That's right, illiniwuss!

I said it before, I'll say it again for the last time.

The immortal words of the one, the only, the Coffee Warlord, illinifan...

YOU!

SUCK!

Dola...

And if you're going to keep Afoci with the one, the only, the Coffee Warlord, I hereby request we be known as the Caffeinated Crawfish. :)

When do I get to fight Marmel?

If you notice, Marmel is now a heel like you. So, unless I turn him back or you go face, not in the near future.

drat.

Perhaps I need to patch things up with revrew and turn... :)

MARCH 1, 2004

Two more promotions have gone bankrupt. The wrestling world is down to 21 promotions. We get one new sponsor and we should be in the black for the 1st time at the end of this month.

Gold and Dr. McCoy were nearing the end of their contracts. We were able to work out verbal 2 year deals for both. I sign a new 18 year old, Dangerous Dave. He is a Face and I get him to agree to a 1 year verbal deal and I send him to development camp. His charisma and other stats are pretty good except for his over rating. I will probably bring him to the active roster in a few months.

The new rankings for the roster are: Face, Coffee Warlord, Digamma, Afoci, Revrew and Gold. Heel, Illinifan, Sachmo, Tucker, NevStar and Marmel.

BACK FOR MORE Sunday, March 28, 2004

Before the show I get word that Gold was injured. He has a knee injury and will be out for about 16 months. Was Erik Flamebeard involved? Hmm.


Our 1st match is a dark match.

Illinifan vs Digamma : Running clothesline from Illinifan, sloppily done. Big clothesline from Illinifan. Cover for a two count. Digamma counters a sleeper hold by turning it into a jaw breaker. Kick from Digamma to the leg. Digamma hits a flying kick on Illinifan. Hooks the leg for a two count. Digamma face jams Illinifan. Pin : 1 - 2 - 2.9999999. Digamma hits an arm drag on Illinifan. Illinifan reverses a waistlock. Powerslam from Illinifan on Digamma. Cover for a two count. Illinifan scores with a poor standing spinebuster. Cover, but there's a last second kick-out. Digamma takes a vertical suplex. Illinifan hits Digamma. Digamma blocks the suplex attempt. Face crusher from Digamma on Illinifan. Digamma face jams Illinifan. NevStar comes running down the aisle with a chair! Illinifan goes to irish whip Digamma into the ropes. NevStar jumps onto the apron with the chair...but Digamma reverses! Collision between NevStar, Illinifan, and the chair! Illinifan staggers back into a roll up! 1...2...3! It's over! Illinifan and NevStar are putting the boots to Digamma! The Afoci comes running down the aisle with a chair! He slides in, sending Illinifan \ NevStar running for cover. The Afoci saved Digamma from a major beating. I'll give it a * rating for not being too bad.

Crowd Reaction - 44% , Match Quality - 67% , Overall Rating - 54%

We start our live broadcast with a match for the Hardcore Title made last month with Revrew’s victory in a 4 person elimination match.

Revrew vs Tucker (For The ZFLW Hardcore Title) : Revrew hits a punch, but takes one right back. CLUBBERIN', CLUBBERIN', THEY BE CLUBBERIN' TONY! Sorry, flashback moment. Tucker walks into a trip. Revrew snapmares Tucker. We have our mandatory ref bump, as he goes down after accidentally getting caught by an elbow to the face. Revrew with an enziguri. Pinfall attempt, but the ref is conveniently laid out. Tucker counters an avalanche with a raised foot to the face. Tucker uses a big bag of popcorn to floor Revrew. Powerslam from Tucker on Revrew. Cover for a two count. Tucker scores with a poor standing spinebuster. Pin : 1 - 2 - 2.9999999. Revrew powers out of a Tucker headlock. Revrew hits a table shot to the ribs. Pin, but Tucker is out just before the three count. Tucker powers out of a headlock. Swaggs comes running down the aisle with a chair! Tucker whips Revrew into the ropes. Swaggs jumps onto the apron with the chair! Collision between Swaggs, Revrew, and the chair! Revrew staggers back into a roll up! 1...2...3! It's over! Tucker and Swaggs are beating the hell out of Revrew! Coffee Warlord sprints down the aisle and slides into the ring! He goes toe-to-toe with Tucker, exchanging punches, while Revrew comes back, sending Swaggs out of the ring with a clothesline. Coffee \ Revrew have cleared the ring, driving off Tucker and Swaggs! This one gets * rating and likes it.

Crowd Reaction - 42% , Match Quality - 66% , Overall Rating - 54%

Tucker \ Swaggs stay in the ring. Coffee \ Revrew grab a microphone and issue a challenge for a match. Tucker \ Swaggs accept, and the two teams are ready to go right now. Hardcore match.

Rating - 55%

Coffee \ Revrew vs Swaggs \ Tucker : Flying cookie sheet shot by Revrew, blasting Tucker. Swaggs takes a knee lift from Coffee. Running table shot by Revrew, sending it into Tucker. Swaggs drops out the back of a Coffee Warlord bodyslam attempt. Revrew gets squashed in the corner with a clothesline. Swaggs \ Tucker hook up Revrew, then hit a double suplex. Tucker hits a bulldog off the ropes. Tucker drives a table into Coffee. Revrew ducks a clothesline attempt. Badly executed second rope splash by Coffee. Back heel kick from Revrew on Swaggs. Swaggs climbs to the top rope, ready to leap at Revrew. Tucker bounces off the ropes for an elbow drop without seeing his partner, and crotches Swaggs by accident. Revrew floors Swaggs. Here it comes...Boston Crab! Swaggs taps! Swaggs \ Tucker look like they aren't done...and they attack Revrew \ Coffee! After an exchange of blows, Revrew and Coffee are laid out in the ring. I'll give it a * rating for not being too bad.

Crowd Reaction - 44% , Match Quality - 63% , Overall Rating - 53%

Erik Flamebeard is backstage. He says since poor Gold is out for awhile he is the sole man in charge. He doesn’t look too broken up about it. Did he have anything to do with the injury? He announces that tonight we will see Coffee Warlord and Tucker fight one on one in a Title vs. Title match.

Rating - 56%

Our next match is a tag team match made because of the interference in the dark match.

NevStar \ Illinifan vs Afoci \ Digamma : NevStar strikes away at Digamma. Digamma takes a vertical suplex. There's a two count on the pin. NevStar misses a clothesline. Forearm to the face from Digamma on NevStar. Back heel kick from Digamma on NevStar. Tag between Digamma and The Afoci. Flying elbow from The Afoci, barely hitting the target. NevStar counters an avalanche with a raised foot to the face. Tag between NevStar and Illinifan. NevStar \ Illinifan hook up Afoci, then hit a double suplex. Illinifan strikes The Afoci. Cover for a two count. Illinifan hits a stump piledriver on The Afoci, although it was quite weak in its execution. Tag between Illinifan and NevStar. NevStar DDTs The Afoci. Cover, but there's a last second kick-out. The Afoci elbows NevStar in the face to break a hammerlock. Afoci tags out to Digamma. Flying elbow from Digamma, barely hitting the target. NevStar grabs Digamma for Illinifan, who swings...but Digamma ducks, and in a cruel twist of fate, the big punch floors NevStar. Irony is such a cruel mistress. NevStar gets knocked to the ground by Digamma, who is already climbing the turnbuckle. Through the air, High Time! 1....2....3. Illinifan and NevStar remain in the ring, arguing. NevStar looks really angry. Illinifan pushes NevStar away and walks off, looking furious. DUD.

Crowd Reaction - 43% , Match Quality - 44% , Overall Rating - 43%

Our next match is the 2nd in the continuing feud between Marmel and Afoci.

Marmel vs The Afoci : Flying elbow from The Afoci, barely hitting the target. Back heel kick from Afoci on Marmel. Cover for a two count. Marmel counters an arm wringer with an elbow to the side of the head. The Afoci gets hip tossed by Marmel. Marmel hits a flying kick on Afoci. Cover for a two count. Diving headbutt from Marmel, not much elevation. Cover, but there's a last second kick-out. Marmel arm drags Afoci over. The Afoci elbows Marmel in the face to break a hammerlock. Sloppy short range spear from The Afoci. There's a two count on the pin. The Afoci with an enziguri, although the late Owen Hart's version was far superior. Hooks the leg for a close fall. Marmel takes a knee lift from Afoci. Forearm to the face from Afoci on Marmel. Marmel pulls a mule kick out of nowhere. Afoci walks into a spinning heel kick, evidently feeling that the 'duck' tactic is over-rated. Flying knee to the face from Marmel. Is it Mutoh Appreciation Night? The Afoci tries to get a big slam, but it is blocked when Marmel goes to the eyes! Marmel quickly scores with a field-goal kick between the legs! The Afoci collapses! The referee didn't see the illegal blow! 1...2...3! The Afoci got screwed! Marmel slides out of the ring to the floor, then turns and leaves through the crowd. He's happy to have the win, and evidently isn't going to hang around for Afoci to get some payback. I'll give it a *1\2 rating.

Crowd Reaction - 49% , Match Quality - 67% , Overall Rating - 58%

Revrew \ Digamma vs Sachmo \ Swaggs : Digamma hits a flying kick on Swaggs. Badly executed second rope splash by Digamma. Hooks the leg for a two count. Tag between Digamma and Revrew. Revrew \ Digamma whip Swaggs into the ropes and hit a double back elbow. Swaggs takes a knee lift from Revrew. There's a two count on the pin. Swaggs takes a chop from Revrew. Swaggs reverses a hip toss. Swaggs scores with a poor standing spinebuster. Tag between Swaggs and Sachmo. Revrew takes a vertical suplex. Weak bodyslam by Sachmo. Revrew powers out of a Sachmo headlock. Revrew tags out to Digamma. Digamma, chanelling the power of Takada, hits a high kick on Sachmo. Digamma blasts Sachmo with a rather-less-than-super kick. Pinfall attempt gets a 2.9999. Digamma hits an arm drag on Sachmo. Sachmo pushes out of a Digamma hold. Big clothesline from Sachmo. Sachmo gets whipped into the corner. Digamma charges in, but into a pair of raised boots. Sachmo uses a roll up, with feet on the second rope! The referee hasn't seen it: 1....2....3!! Digamma \ Revrew look like they aren't done...and they attack Sachmo \ Swaggs! After an exchange of blows, Sachmo and Swaggs are laid out in the ring. Bland match, but I'll give it a * rating for not being too bad.

Crowd Reaction - 43% , Match Quality - 65% , Overall Rating - 54%

Our main event is a title vs. title match.

Coffee Warlord vs Tucker (For The ZFLW Hardcore Title and ZFLW Lightweight Title) : Forearm to the face from Coffee on Tucker. Coffee Warlord sets up a chair, then bounces off it to hit a flying avalanche into the corner Coffee hits a flying kick on Tucker. Coffee hits a spinning back kick. Tucker powers out of a headlock. Tucker smashes a Playstation console over the head of Coffee. Tucker uses a running dropkick into the corner. There's a two count on the pin. Coffee backdrops Tucker out of a piledriver attempt. Coffee Warlord uses a running dropkick into the corner. Hooks the leg for a two count. Coffee Warlord with an enziguri, although the late Owen Hart's version was far superior. Pin : 1 - 2 - 2.9999999. Tucker counters an avalanche with a raised foot to the face. Tucker strikes away at Coffee Warlord. Coffee powers out of a headlock. Coffee hits a spinning back kick. NevStar comes running down the aisle and into the ring! Clothesline...but Coffee ducks! Tucker gets hit! Coffee Warlord knocks NevStar out of the ring. Coffee Warlord floors Tucker...and climbs the turnbuckles. Frog Splash!!! 1....2....3!! It's all over. Tucker slides to the outside and grabs a chair, then climbs back into the ring. NevStar turns around...and gets planted with a huge chair shot to the head! He is left down and out on the canvas. It was close to a ** match, but one too many blown spots knocks it down to a *1\2 rating. NevStar had a bad night. He was hitting everyone he didn’t want to hit.

Crowd Reaction - 55% , Match Quality - 62% , Overall Rating - 58%

Our overall rating for the show was 54%. We had 37 people show up. Our public image has rise to 68%.

Titles: Coffee Warlord beat Tucker and now holds both the Lightweight Title and Hardcore Titles.

Now we need some tag team belts. I'm starting my collection, boys.

The one, the only, the Coffee Warlord will never fall!

I hear you Coffee. I'm just waiting for our promotion to be a profitable so I can expand the roster. Don't forget, our ultimate goal is to dethrone the WWE and Vince from the top of the wrestling world. Just think, someday it could be Coffee Warlord vs. The Rock for the Unified World Championship. Maybe. :)

Marmel Cheats!!!!

Well, I happen to enjoy beating up illinifan, actually. :)

I have been saying this for years! :)

Your ZFLW Champion, the one, the only, the Coffee Warlord, offers his services to ground Marmel into the ring, for a few pints of Guinness.

Hahaha! I have finally gotten my revenge on The Afoci for blowing all of our tag team matches. That is what you get Crawfish boy! :D

APRIL 1, 2004

Our finance report shows us with a profit for last month of $111. Hey, now I can go out to dinner.
I put the ticket prices back to $5.
I get a report that Marmel showed up very late for the last show. I chose to ignore it this time. If it happens again I will have to suspend him.

EXPLOSION OF HOSTILITIES Sunday, April 25, 2004

We start with a dark match. It is a continuation of the feud between Marmel and Afoci. It is a submission match.

The Afoci vs Marmel : Forearm to the face from Marmel on Afoci. Marmel hits a flying kick on Afoci. Afoci walks into a spinning heel kick, evidently feeling that the 'duck' tactic is over-rated. The Afoci takes the advantage after a i-block-your-punch-you-don't-block-mine routine. Afoci, chanelling the power of Takada, hits a high kick on Marmel. Marmel takes the advantage after a i-block-your-punch-you-don't-block-mine routine. Marmel uses a running dropkick into the corner. Flying knee to the face from Marmel. Is it Mutoh Appreciation Night? Afoci powers out of a headlock. Marmel gets hip tossed by Afoci. Marmel fights out of a grapple. Afoci takes a chop from Marmel. Marmel floors The Afoci and locks in a figure-four leglock! Afoci taps out! Marmel slides to the outside and grabs a chair, then climbs back into the ring. Afoci turns around...and gets planted with a huge chair shot to the head! He is left down and out on the canvas. This one gets * rating and likes it.

Crowd Reaction - 42% , Match Quality - 67% , Overall Rating - 54%

We start out our live broadcast with one half of our acting commissioners taking the microphone.

Erik Flamebeard comes to the ring. The crowd is booing him profusely. “Thank you. But, with my co-commissioner out of action I have a lot of work to do. My 1st order of business tonight is to call Coffee Warlord out here. Come on Coffee, I’ll wait.” We wait for a couple minutes and then the music of the Coffee Warlord hits and he comes out wearing both the ZFLW Lightweight and Hardcore Titles.
Coffee grabs a microphone. “What do you want Flamebeard?”
“Now now. Let’s not get hostile. First I’d like to say congratulations on your win last month.” Coffee looks at him disbelievingly. “Albeit, I think you got lucky. Anyway, while I’m running things around here my word is law. I made last month’s title vs. title match with the intention of you losing the Lightweight belt. You are an undeserving Champion.” A chorus of boos drowns out Flamebeard. “So, in the interest of fairness to the rest of the ZFLW roster, I am stripping you of the ZFLW Hardcore title and declaring it vacant. You can keep your Lightweight title for now. Although you will be defending that title tonight. Now hand over the Hardcore belt or I’ll suspend you right now.” The crowd is going nuts.
Reluctantly Coffee hands over the belt. “Now why don’t you go back to the dressing room and prepare as you will be facing Tucker in a rematch for the Lightweight title in our main event tonight.”
As Coffee leaves Flamebeard continues his speech to the crowd. “Now that that is taken care of, on to my next order of business. We need a new Hardcore Champion. So, here tonight we will have two 4 corners matches. The winners of each will face off later for the Hardcore Title.” He finishes and leaves.

Rating - 50%

Our 1st match is one of the 4 corners matches.

Digamma vs Illinifan vs Marmel vs The Afoci : Digamma hits an arm drag on Marmel. Digamma hits a spinning back kick. Cover for a two count. Digamma gets taken down out of nowhere. Tag between Marmel and The Afoci. Digamma walks into a chop to the pecs. We have our mandatory ref bump, as he goes down after accidentally getting caught by an elbow to the face. Flying knee to the face from The Afoci. Is it Mutoh Appreciation Night? Pinfall attempt, but the ref is conveniently laid out. Digamma takes a knee lift from Afoci. Digamma powers out of a The Afoci headlock. Digamma tags out to Illinifan. Illinifan hits a bulldog off the ropes. Illinifan with a badly-executed spinning neckbreaker on Afoci. Afoci blocks a kick from Illinifan. Illinifan takes a chop from Afoci. The Afoci with an enziguri, although the late Owen Hart's version was far superior. Tag to Digamma. Digamma hits a spinning back kick. Digamma with an enziguri. NevStar comes running down the aisle and into the ring! Clothesline...but Digamma ducks! Illinifan gets hit! Digamma knocks NevStar out of the ring. Digamma floors Illinifan...and climbs the turnbuckles. High Time!!! 1....2....3!! It's all over. I'll give it a * rating for not being too bad.

Crowd Reaction - 43% , Match Quality - 67% , Overall Rating - 55%

Revrew is walking backstage getting ready for the second 4 corners match when Swaggs comes from behind and attacks him with a chair. Swaggs walks off after hitting a few more chair shots, leaving Revrew down on the floor.

Rating - 53%

Because of the attack, Revrew can’t compete in the 4 corners match tonight. Tucker will take his place.

Swaggs vs Sachmo vs Tucker vs NevStar : Swaggs takes a right hand to the temple from Sachmo. Swaggs takes a right hand to the temple from Sachmo. Hooks the leg for a two count. Swaggs counters an arm wringer with an elbow to the side of the head. Swaggs tags out to Tucker. Sachmo gets squashed in the corner with a clothesline. Sachmo reverses an irish whip...and Tucker runs into the referee. Sloppy tornado punch from Tucker, Sachmo barely got hit. Pinfall attempt, but the ref is conveniently laid out. Sachmo takes a right hand to the temple from Tucker. Sachmo ducks a wild right hand. Tag between Sachmo and NevStar. Weak bodyslam by NevStar. NevStar hits a right hand on Tucker. Tucker blocks the suplex attempt. Running clothesline from Tucker, sloppily done. Flapjack from Tucker on NevStar. Tag between Tucker and Sachmo. Sachmo strikes NevStar. Sachmo scores with a crappy looking standing spinebuster. Illinifan comes running down the aisle and into the ring! NevStar turns around.... and gets floored! Illinifan climbs the turnbuckles. Off the top - Elbow Drop!!! Illinifan leaves the ring, the damage done! Pin : 1 - 2- 3. Sachmo defeats NevStar. This one gets * rating and likes it.

Crowd Reaction - 40% , Match Quality - 66% , Overall Rating - 53%

Erik Flamebeard is backstage and he calls NevStar and Illinifan to his office. He tells them that they had better iron out their differences because up next they are facing Coffee Warlord in a Handicap match. They argue with Flamebeard about neither able to trust the other. He tells them that everyone else has a full plate of matches tonight. He needs them to hurt Coffee enough for Tucker to finish the job and take the title later tonight. They reluctantly agree to help.

Rating - 44%

Coffee Warlord vs Illinifan \ NevStar : Illinifan gets hip tossed by Coffee. NevStar takes a knee lift from Coffee. Flying elbow off the top rope by Coffee Warlord, poor elevation though. Cover for a two count. Coffee hits an arm drag on Illinifan. Illinifan ducks a clothesline attempt. Illinifan \ NevStar whip Coffee into the ropes and hit a double clothesline. NevStar hits a right hand on Coffee Warlord. Illinifan DDTs Coffee, although it was hardly executed with pin-point precision. NevStar \ Illinifan whip Coffee into the ropes and hit a double back elbow. Cover for a two count. Sloppy tornado punch from Illinifan, Coffee barely got hit. Pin, but Coffee is out just before the three count. Coffee hits a back kick. NevStar with a badly-executed spinning neckbreaker on Coffee. NevStar \ Illinifan hook up Coffee, then hit a double suplex. There's a two count on the pin. Lame kick from Illinifan. Coffee backdrops Illinifan out of a piledriver attempt. Coffee Warlord pulls a mule kick out of nowhere. Flying knee to the face from Coffee Warlord. Is it Mutoh Appreciation Night? Coffee Warlord has Illinifan down on the canvas and is ascending the corner. Off the top - Frog Splash, forget about it. 1....2...3! Bland match, but I'll give it a * rating for not being too bad.

Crowd Reaction - 42% , Match Quality - 67% , Overall Rating - 54%

Our next match is for the ZFLW Hardcore Title and Digamma and Sachmo have agreed to end this feud right here tonight.

Digamma vs Sachmo (For The ZFLW Hardcore Title) : Sachmo takes a kick to the chest, and staggers back. Digamma gets taken down out of nowhere. Sachmo hits Digamma. Sachmo misses a clothesline...and takes out the referee by mistake. Sachmo scores with a crappy looking standing spinebuster. Hooks the leg, but the referee is still out. Digamma reverses a waistlock. Digamma hits a face jam on Sachmo onto a chair. Flying elbow off the top rope by Digamma, poor elevation though. There's a two count on the pin. Digamma face jams Sachmo. Pin : 1 - 2 - 2.9999999. Digamma gets taken down out of nowhere. Sachmo rams Digamma into a table. Pinfall attempt gets a 2.9999. Sachmo only gets knees on a splash. Sachmo gets knocked to the ground by Digamma, who is already climbing the turnbuckle. Through the air, High Time! 1....2....3. Sachmo is pounding the canvas with punches, shouting about how unfair everything is. I'll give it a *1\2 rating.

Crowd Reaction - 52% , Match Quality - 67% , Overall Rating - 59%

Coffee Warlord vs Tucker (For The ZFLW Lightweight Title) : Kick from Coffee Warlord to the leg. Coffee hits an arm drag on Tucker. Coffee Warlord arm drags Tucker over. Coffee hits a dropkick on Tucker. 'Hit' may be an exaggeration, as it barely touched. Tucker elbows Coffee Warlord in the face to break a hammerlock. Big kick from Tucker. Tucker hits a sloppy double axe handle. Hooks the leg for a two count. Coffee Warlord comes up with a right hand out of nowhere. Badly executed second rope splash by Coffee. Cover for a two count. Coffee Warlord blasts Tucker with a rather-less-than-super kick. Pin : 1 - 2 - 2.9999999. Tucker counters an avalanche with a raised foot to the face. Coffee receives some unexciting punishment. Coffee blocks a kick from Tucker. Tucker takes a chop from Coffee. Coffee Warlord signals for the Frog Splash! Illinifan comes out of the crowd and into the ring! Coffee Warlord turns around....and gets floored! Illinifan climbs the turnbuckles. Off the top - Elbow Drop!!! The referee calls for the DQ because of the interference of Illinifan! Tucker and Illinifan are putting the boots to Coffee Warlord! NevStar comes running down the aisle with a chair! He slides in, sending Tucker \ Illinifan running for cover. NevStar saved Coffee from a major beating. Almost a ** match, but not quite - *1\2 rating.


Crowd Reaction - 51% , Match Quality - 66% , Overall Rating - 58%

Our overall rating for the show was 53%. We had 47 people show up. Our most ever. Our public image has risen to 73%.

Titles: Coffee Warlord retains the Lightweight title. Coffee surrenders the Hardcore title and Digamma wins it later in the night.

Turns: NevStar turns on Illinifan to go Face. Albeit it was a weak turn.

MAY 1, 2004

I had 2 staff members with contracts expiring. I am Justice, our referee and Roadie our road agent. I resigned both to verbal contracts. I really need better staff but no one will come to our promotion with high ratings yet.
Another promotion went bankrupt, Turnbuckle Championship Wrestling. That leaves 20 active promotions.

The trainees are coming along.

The new rankings are: Face, Digamma, Coffee Warlord, NevStar, Afoci and Revrew. Heel, Sachmo, Tucker, Swaggs, Marmel and Illinifan.

MY ENEMY Sunday, May 30, 2004

We start out this month’s event with a dark match.

Revrew vs Tucker : Tucker strikes Revrew. Revrew takes a right hand to the temple from Tucker. Revrew takes a vertical suplex. Revrew takes a right hand to the temple from Tucker. Revrew elbows Tucker in the face to break a hammerlock. Revrew hits an arm drag on Tucker. Flying elbow off the top rope by Revrew, poor elevation though. Cover for a two count. Tucker comes up with a right hand out of nowhere. Big clothesline from Tucker. There's a two count on the pin. Tucker face jams Revrew. Pin : 1 - 2 - 2.9999999. Tucker misses a big legdrop after stalling too long. Revrew hits a back kick. Tucker reverses a waistlock. Weak bodyslam on Revrew by Tucker. Swaggs comes running down the aisle and into the ring! Revrew turns around.... Power Slam!!! That shook the ring. Swaggs leaves the ring, the damage done! Pin, three count, it's over. Tucker pins Revrew. Tucker and Swaggs are putting the boots to Revrew! Coffee Warlord comes running down the aisle with a chair! He slides in, sending Tucker \ Swaggs running for cover. Coffee Warlord bends down to help Revrew back up. Wait! Tucker slides back in and attacks! Coffee Warlord fights back...but is then jumped by Swaggs as well! Both Coffee and Revrew are subjected to a beat down by Tucker \ Swaggs, leaving them down and out on the canvas. I'll give it a * rating for not being too bad.

Crowd Reaction - 41% , Match Quality - 65% , Overall Rating - 53%

We start our live broadcast with a match kicking off a feud that started at last month’s event with NevStar turning on Illinifan to go face.

NevStar vs Illinifan : NevStar takes a right hand to the temple from Illinifan. NevStar receives some unexciting punishment. Weak bodyslam on NevStar by Illinifan. Illinifan with a badly-executed spinning neckbreaker on NevStar. Illinifan gets taken down out of nowhere. Illinifan gets squashed in the corner with a clothesline. Powerslam from NevStar on Illinifan. Cover for a two count. Illinifan blocks the suplex attempt. Illinifan DDTs NevStar, although it was hardly executed with pin-point precision. Hooks the leg for a two count. Illinifan scores with a crappy looking standing spinebuster. Pin : 1 - 2 - 2.9999999. NevStar counters an arm wringer with an elbow to the side of the head. NevStar strikes Illinifan. NevStar gets taken down out of nowhere. Illinifan strikes NevStar. NevStar slugs Illinifan, sending him down into the corner. While NevStar fires up the crowd, Illinifan is removing the turnbuckle pad! NevStar comes over...but Illinifan grabs him by the tights and uses the leverage to slingshot NevStar face first into the exposed steel turnbuckle! Illinifan rolls up the stunned NevStar: 1....2...3! How did the referee not see that? The fight has started up again! NevStar attacks Illinifan, and they brawl all around ringside, then into the crowd! They eventually disappear backstage, still fighting. I'll give it a * rating for not being too bad.

Crowd Reaction - 37% , Match Quality - 66% , Overall Rating - 51%

Digamma vs Marmel (For The ZFLW Hardcore Title) : Marmel takes a chop from Digamma. Digamma sets up a chair, then bounces off it to hit a flying avalanche into the corner Digamma hits an arm drag on Marmel. Marmel takes a chop from Digamma. Marmel kicks Digamma in the gut to reverse the momentum. Marmel hits an irish whip into a shopping cart. Marmel hits a crap missile dropkick on Digamma. Hooks the leg for a two count. Digamma reverses a hip toss. Flying elbow off the top rope by Digamma, poor elevation though. Hooks the leg for a two count. Digamma face jams Marmel. Pin : 1 - 2 - 2.9999999. Marmel kicks Digamma in the gut to reverse the momentum. Marmel hits an arm drag on Digamma. Digamma pushes out of a Marmel hold. Digamma hits a spinning back kick. Marmel gets knocked to the ground by Digamma, who is already climbing the turnbuckle. High Time!!! 1....2....3!! It's all over. The Afoci comes running down the aisle, and gets into the ring! Marmel gets slammed down. The Afoci climbs to the top rope...Flying Body Press! Marmel has been left down on the canvas. It was close to a ** match, but one too many blown spots knocks it down to a *1\2 rating.

Crowd Reaction - 46% , Match Quality - 67% , Overall Rating - 56%

Revrew is backstage. He talked trash about Swaggs, continuing their feud. He was pretty upset at Swaggs for interfering in his match earlier.

Rating - 63%

Our next match is a #1 contender’s match for the ZFLW Hardcore Title. The winner gets a shot at Digamma’s Hardcore Title at next month’s event.

The Afoci vs Sachmo : Afoci hits a back kick. Sachmo reverses a The Afoci hammerlock. Lame kick from Sachmo. Sachmo whips Afoci into the turnbuckles...and predictably, the referee gets sandwiched. Sachmo scores with a crappy looking standing spinebuster. Hooks the leg, but the referee is still out. Sachmo walks into a trip. Flying cookie sheet shot by Afoci, blasting Sachmo. Back heel kick from Afoci on Sachmo. Cover for a two count. Chin crusher by The Afoci, the execution wasn't great though. Pin, but Sachmo is out just before the three count. Sachmo powers out of a The Afoci headlock. Sachmo rams Afoci into a table. Pin, but Afoci is out just before the three count. Afoci counters an arm wringer with an elbow to the side of the head. The Afoci has Sachmo down on the canvas and is ascending the corner. Through the air, Flying Body Press! 1....2....3. Marmel comes running down the aisle, and gets into the ring! Afoci gets slammed down. Marmel climbs to the top rope...Drop kick! The Afoci has been left down on the canvas. I'll give it a *1\2 rating.

Crowd Reaction - 45% , Match Quality - 67% , Overall Rating - 56%

Our next match is a grudge match between Revrew and Swaggs. It is a best two out of three match.

Revrew vs Swaggs : FIRST FALL: Swaggs walks into a spinning heel kick, evidently feeling that the 'duck' tactic is over-rated. Revrew hits a crap missile dropkick on Swaggs. Hooks the leg for a two count. Swaggs ducks a wild right hand. Swaggs strikes Revrew. Swaggs with a badly-executed spinning neckbreaker on Revrew. Hooks the leg for a two count. Swaggs turns Revrew inside-out with a clothesline. Pin : 1 - 2 - 2.9999999. Swaggs hits a right hand on Revrew. Revrew reverses a waistlock. Revrew hits a crap missile dropkick on Swaggs. Hooks the leg for a two count. Revrew with an enziguri. Pin : 1 - 2 - 2.9999999. Swaggs walks into a spinning heel kick, evidently feeling that the 'duck' tactic is over-rated. Swaggs gets hip tossed by Revrew. Swaggs pushes out of a Revrew hold. Weak bodyslam on Revrew by Swaggs. Swaggs DDTs Revrew. Cover gets three. Swaggs pinned Revrew. SECOND FALL: Revrew hits a punch, but takes one right back. CLUBBERIN', CLUBBERIN', THEY BE CLUBBERIN' TONY! Sorry, flashback moment. Revrew receives some unexciting punishment. Big kick from Swaggs. Revrew gets squashed in the corner with a clothesline. Revrew takes the advantage after a i-block-your-punch-you-don't-block-mine routine. Revrew hits a spinning back kick. Back heel kick from Revrew on Swaggs. Cover for a two count. Swaggs drops out the back of a Revrew bodyslam attempt. Swaggs hits a bulldog off the ropes. There's a two count on the pin. Swaggs scores with a poor standing spinebuster. Pin, but Revrew is out just before the three count. Revrew avoids a Swaggs avalanche. Revrew uses a running dropkick into the corner. Pin : 1 - 2- 3. Revrew defeats Swaggs. THIRD FALL: Weak headbutt on Revrew by Swaggs. Swaggs walks into a trip. Revrew snapmares Swaggs. Swaggs charges, Revrew moves, and the referee is conveniently placed to get knocked out. Revrew face jams Swaggs. Cover, but there's no one to count for Revrew. Swaggs fights out of a grapple. Swaggs hits a right hand on Revrew. Swaggs hits a stump piledriver on Revrew, although it was quite weak in its execution. Cover for a two count. Swaggs turns Revrew inside-out with a clothesline. Pin, but Revrew is out just before the three count. Revrew ducks a clothesline attempt. Flying elbow off the top rope by Revrew, poor elevation though. Pin, but Swaggs is out just before the three count. Swaggs kicks Revrew in the gut to reverse the momentum. Swaggs gets whipped into the corner. Revrew charges in, but into a pair of raised boots. Swaggs uses a roll up, with feet on the second rope! The referee hasn't seen it: 1....2....3!! END OF BOUT. Swaggs slides out of the ring to the floor, then turns and leaves through the crowd. He's happy to have the win, and evidently isn't going to hang around for Revrew to get some payback. I'll give a 1\2 star rating.

Crowd Reaction - 44% , Match Quality - 51% , Overall Rating - 47%

Next up is a tag team hardcore grudge match.

Digamma \ Afoci vs Sachmo \ Marmel : Marmel dropkicks Digamma after leaping off an upturned shopping cart. The Afoci takes a right hand to the temple from Sachmo. Marmel puts Digamma through a table with a top rope legdrop. The Afoci comes up with a right hand out of nowhere. The Afoci arm drags Marmel over. Afoci \ Digamma hook up Marmel, then hit a double suplex. Back heel kick from Digamma on Sachmo, missed by miles. Running table shot by Digamma, sending it into Sachmo. Marmel blocks a kick from The Afoci. Weak bodyslam by Sachmo. Flying elbow off the top rope by Marmel, poor elevation though. Marmel gets a roll-up...and grabs a handful of tights as well! The referee doesn't see it: 1....2...3!! Marmel \ Sachmo nod at each other...and they attack Afoci \ Digamma! The element of surprise works in their favor, and they have soon left Afoci \ Digamma down and out on the canvas. This one gets * rating and likes it.

Crowd Reaction - 45% , Match Quality - 63% , Overall Rating - 54%

Erik Flamebeard is backstage, and announces that tonight he is making Coffee \ NevStar take on Illinifan, Marmel, and Tucker in a three-on-two handicap match. He tells Illinifan, Marmel and Tucker that he wants those two guys hurt.

Coffee \ NevStar vs Illinifan\Marmel\Tucker : NevStar takes a vertical suplex. Illinifan slams NevStar down. Big John Studd would be proud, no doubt. Illinifan walks into a trip. Side suplex from NevStar. Illinifan tags out to Tucker. Tucker takes a right hand to the temple from NevStar. NevStar hits a stump piledriver on Tucker, although it was quite weak in its execution. Cover for a two count. Tucker counters a sleeper hold by turning it into a jaw breaker. Tag between Tucker and Marmel. Marmel \ Tucker whip NevStar into the ropes and hit a double backdrop. NevStar takes a kick to the chest, and staggers back. Marmel hits a spinning back kick. There's a two count on the pin. Marmel hits a crap missile dropkick on NevStar. Hooks the leg for a close fall. Marmel face jams NevStar. Pinfall attempt gets a 2.9999. Tag between Marmel and Tucker. Tucker \ Marmel whip NevStar into the ropes and hit a double backdrop. Hooks the leg for a two count. Tucker strikes NevStar. NevStar backdrops Tucker out of a piledriver attempt. NevStar hits a sloppy double axe handle. NevStar tags out to Coffee Warlord. Coffee \ NevStar hook up Tucker, then hit a double suplex. Flying elbow off the top rope by Coffee Warlord, poor elevation though. There's a two count on the pin. Tag between Tucker and Illinifan. Illinifan gets hip tossed by Coffee. Back heel kick from Coffee on Illinifan, missed by miles. Pin : 1 - 2 - 2.9999999. Coffee Warlord gets taken down out of nowhere. Illinifan tags out to Marmel. Illinifan \ Marmel whip Coffee into the ropes and hit a double clothesline. Coffee Warlord takes a knee lift from Marmel. Hooks the leg for a two count. Tag between Marmel and Tucker. Back heel kick from Tucker on Coffee. Flying knee to the face from Tucker. Is it Mutoh Appreciation Night? Tucker only gets knees on a splash. Coffee face jams Tucker. Pin, but Tucker is out just before the three count. Tucker counters an arm wringer with an elbow to the side of the head. Powerslam from Tucker on Coffee. Coffee Warlord grabs Tucker from behind and shoves him into the ropes, then scores with a roll-up...but Tucker rolls through with the move! He used a pull of the tights to get Coffee over! 1....2...3! The referee was out of position and didn't see it! This one gets * rating and likes it.

Crowd Reaction - 40% , Match Quality - 64% , Overall Rating - 52%

Our overall rating for the show was 54%. We had 50 people show up. Our public image is 85%.

Titles: Digamma retained his Hardcore belt. Coffee didn’t have a title defense.

Hey, we're almost out of backyard level! Whoo!

And your champion, the one, the only, the Coffee Warlord, is itching to get back on television.

Sorry for the delay. I have been real busy.

JUNE 1, 2004

To start the month we get some bad news. Illinifan and Digamma both had their contracts expire. I tried to resign them both but they wanted to move on to bigger promotions. I tried a lot more money but no go. I put them on my short list to keep an eye on them. Maybe when the ZFLW gets bigger we can get them back.

Two more promotions have gone bankrupt. That leaves 18 active promotions with unsurprisingly the WWE on top.

The new ratings with Digamma and Illinifan gone are: Face, Coffee Warlord, NevStar, Afoci, Revrew and Gold. Heel, Sachmo, Swaggs, Tucker, Marmel and Erik Flamebeard.

The Hardcore Title is now vacant.

THE END IS NEAR Sunday, June 27, 2004

We start out with a dark match. It is a falls count anywhere match.

NevStar vs Sachmo : NevStar receives some unexciting punishment. Sachmo hits NevStar with a plastic dinosaur. Running clothesline from Sachmo, sloppily done. Running clothesline from Sachmo, sloppily done. NevStar counters a sleeper hold by turning it into a jaw breaker. NevStar hits Sachmo with a plastic dinosaur. Big clothesline from NevStar. Cover for a two count. Sachmo blocks a punch. Sachmo hits a sloppy double axe handle. Hooks the leg for a two count. Sachmo scores with a crappy looking standing spinebuster. Pinfall attempt gets a 2.9999. NevStar backdrops Sachmo out of a piledriver attempt. Sachmo takes a kick to the chest, and staggers back. They brawl to the outside and into the crowd. NevStar punches Sachmo on the outside. Cover for a two count. NevStar bites Sachmo, bringing back unpleasant memories of Bushwacker matches. They wind up back in the squared circle. NevStar drops an elbow...but misses. Fate can be so cruel. NevStar takes a vertical suplex. Swaggs comes running down the aisle and into the ring! NevStar turns around.... Power Slam!!! That shook the ring. Swaggs leaves the ring, the damage done! Pin : 1 - 2- 3. Sachmo defeats NevStar. Sachmo and Swaggs are beating the hell out of NevStar! Revrew sprints down the aisle and slides into the ring! He goes toe-to-toe with Sachmo, exchanging punches! He goes down quickly though when Swaggs clips the knee from behind! Sachmo \ Swaggs put the boots to Revrew, and leave him down on the canvas next to NevStar. What a demolition! This one gets * rating and likes it.

Crowd Reaction - 42% , Match Quality - 67% , Overall Rating - 54%

Erik Flamebeard is backstage, and announces that tonight he is making Coffee Warlord take on Marmel \ Tucker in a handicap match. He said if Coffee doesn’t like it, he can forfeit the Lightweight title right now.

Rating - 57%

Coffee Warlord vs Marmel \ Tucker : Forearm to the face from Marmel on Coffee. Weak bodyslam on Coffee by Tucker. Tucker \ Marmel hook up Coffee, then hit a double suplex. Hooks the leg for a two count. Marmel face jams Coffee Warlord. Hooks the leg for a close fall. Marmel \ Tucker whip Coffee into the ropes and hit a double backdrop. Marmel drops out the back of a Coffee Warlord bodyslam attempt. Back heel kick from Coffee on Tucker, missed by miles. Pin : 1 - 2 - 2.9999999. Marmel blocks the suplex attempt. Coffee Warlord takes a knee lift from Marmel. Marmel scoops up Coffee. Tucker bounces off the ropes and hits a flying Hart Attack clothesline. Hooks the leg for a two count. Coffee Warlord elbows Marmel in the face to break a hammerlock. Coffee face jams Tucker. Cover for a two count. Marmel comes up with a right hand out of nowhere. Marmel hits a crap missile dropkick on Coffee. Weak bodyslam by Tucker. Coffee Warlord hooks up a suplex, but Tucker flips out and lands on his feet, and quickly grabs the tights to score with a school boy pin! 1...2..3! The referee somehow missed the blatant cheating! This one gets * rating and likes it.

Crowd Reaction - 38% , Match Quality - 66% , Overall Rating - 52%

Revrew goes to the ring, and he calls out Swaggs. Swaggs appears, and eventually accepts a challenge to a match between the two.

Rating - 48%

The next match is an I Quit match continuing the feud between Revrew and Swaggs.

Revrew vs Swaggs : Kick from Revrew to the leg. Revrew hits a flying kick on Swaggs. Swaggs takes a chop from Revrew. Swaggs counters an arm wringer with an elbow to the side of the head. Swaggs hits a sloppy double axe handle. Revrew counters a backdrop attempt with a kick to the face. Flying elbow off the top rope by Revrew, poor elevation though. Revrew blasts Swaggs with a rather-less-than-super kick. Swaggs elbows Revrew in the face to break a hammerlock. Revrew takes a right hand to the temple from Swaggs. Revrew fights out of a grapple. Swaggs takes a chop from Revrew. Revrew has Swaggs down...and locks in the Boston Crab! The referee asks Swaggs....and we have a submission! The match is over. Revrew offers a handshake to Swaggs...but he spits at Revrew and walks off! Almost a ** match, but not quite - *1\2 rating.

Crowd Reaction - 49% , Match Quality - 66% , Overall Rating - 57%

Coffee \ Afoci are backstage. They continued the feud by ripping into Marmel \ Tucker. Good to see they're giving the feud some proper air-time. Unfortunately, Flamebeard heard them. He told Coffee that his title is on borrowed time. Because right now is a elimination match between Coffee, Afoci, Marmel and Tucker for the Lightweight title.

Rating - 55%

Coffee Warlord vs The Afoci vs Marmel vs Tucker (For The ZFLW Lightweight Title) : Tucker hits a right hand on The Afoci. Tucker arm drags Afoci over. There's a two count on the pin. Afoci kicks Tucker in the gut to reverse the momentum. Tag between The Afoci and Coffee Warlord. Flying elbow from Coffee Warlord, barely hitting the target. Tucker charges, Coffee moves, and the referee is conveniently placed to get knocked out. Slingshot clothesline by Coffee, who almost messed it up by slipping on the ropes. Cover, but there's no one to count for Coffee Warlord. Coffee hits an arm drag on Tucker. Tucker counters an avalanche with a raised foot to the face. Tag to Marmel. Marmel, chanelling the power of Takada, hits a high kick on Coffee Warlord. Face crusher from Marmel on Coffee. Coffee pushes out of a Marmel hold. Coffee Warlord arm drags Marmel over. Coffee Warlord with an enziguri. Pin, three count, it's over. Coffee Warlord pins Marmel. The Afoci strikes Coffee. Coffee Warlord takes a knee lift from Afoci. Cover for a two count. The Afoci hits a crap missile dropkick on Coffee. Pin, but Coffee is out just before the three count. Coffee kicks The Afoci in the gut to reverse the momentum. Coffee Warlord with an enziguri, although the late Owen Hart's version was far superior. Tag to Tucker. Flapjack from Tucker on Afoci. Pin : 1 - 2- 3. Tucker defeats Afoci. Uninspiring brawling from Tucker. Tucker walks into a trip. Back heel kick from Coffee on Tucker, missed by miles. Cover, but there's a last second kick-out. Tucker pulls a mule kick out of nowhere. Coffee takes a vertical suplex. Coffee Warlord slugs Tucker, sending him down into the corner. While Coffee fires up the crowd, Tucker is removing the turnbuckle pad! Coffee Warlord comes over...but Tucker grabs him by the tights and uses the leverage to slingshot Coffee Warlord face first into the exposed steel turnbuckle! Tucker rolls up the stunned Coffee Warlord: 1....2...3! How did the referee not see that? This one gets * rating and likes it.

Crowd Reaction - 41% , Match Quality - 66% , Overall Rating - 53%

Our final match is a tag match.

Coffee \ NevStar vs Sachmo \ Swaggs : Coffee hits a back kick. Coffee hits an arm drag on Sachmo. Hooks the leg for a two count. Coffee tags out to NevStar. Coffee \ NevStar whip Sachmo into the ropes and hit a double back elbow. Cover for a two count. NevStar strikes Sachmo. Sachmo kicks NevStar in the gut to reverse the momentum. Weak bodyslam by Sachmo. Hooks the leg for a two count. Tag to Swaggs. Swaggs DDTs NevStar, although it was hardly executed with pin-point precision. Cover, but there's a last second kick-out. Swaggs strikes NevStar. NevStar counters an arm wringer with an elbow to the side of the head. Swaggs takes a vertical suplex. Tag to Coffee Warlord. Coffee snapmares Swaggs. Tag between Swaggs and Sachmo. Coffee hits a flying kick on Sachmo. Sachmo gets whipped into the corner by Coffee, who charges in with a clothesline. Sachmo grabs the referee and pulls him in the way! The referee calls for the DQ as he collapses to the mat in pain. Sachmo gets out of the ring and walks off, having taken the cheap way out. Sachmo \ Swaggs don't look like they're finished by any means...and they rush forward back into the ring to attack Coffee \ NevStar, and send them to the outside. Threats are exchanged as the chaos ends. I'll give it a * rating for not being too bad.

Crowd Reaction - 41% , Match Quality - 65% , Overall Rating - 53%

After the match Coffee Warlord is backstage, talking to an unidentified person on a cell phone. We hear him tell the person on the phone to come next month. He wants to put Tucker out of his misery. He also wants his title back and he needs Flamebeard out of the way.

Rating - 55%

Our overall rating for the show was 53%. We had 56 people show up. Our public image is now 96%. We are almost ready to move up to small level.

Titles: Tucker is the new ZFLW Lightweight Champion. The Hardcore Title is still vacant.


Stay tuned: Who was Coffee talking too? We may find out next month.

Sorry, but my agent advised me taht it is in my best interest to move onto a larger league. When you have more money contact me. ;)

Oh man, where have I been??? I just noticed this... great stuff:D

Sigh.

Another wannabe contender who resorts to underhanded tactics to defeat the one, the only, the Coffee Warlord.

Well, I settled my dispute with illiniscum, and I'll settle it with you, Tucker. Watch your back, little man. The one, the only, the Coffee Warlord does takes no survivors. :)

JULY 1, 2004

No one has signed Digamma or Illinifan yet. Maybe when we rise to small level we can.

JULY 12, 2004

Good news. Our public image went to 100% and we have now risen to small level. We are at 9% public image at this level. This has opened up a lot of new opportunities for us. I have a lot to get through so let’s get started.

Digamma and Illinifan are now willing to sign with us if they are moved up the card to main event status. I am able to sign them both to a verbal contract. Welcome back. Every active worker on the roster is at the main event level now except Swaggs and Tucker. My staff doesn’t think they are ready for that level yet.

When moving up to small level new sponsorships have opened up. I have to terminate two of the contracts to open up spots. But I make up for it with two bigger sponsors. Our total sponsorship money for 4 sponsors now comes to $292,000.

I raised ticket prices to $10. I raised production values to 15%. We also have staff up to 40 talent interested in us. I sign 3. Larry Rivera is a 39 year old announcer. He has 32 for talent. Our two announcers are at 20 talent. I sign him to a 3 year verbal deal worth $9,000 a month. Shaun Taylor is a 28 year old writer and also a booker. He has 31 for talent. He signs a 4 year, $5,000 verbal contract. One of our writers’ contracts is coming to an end in three months. He has 20 talent. I will let him go at the end of it. Bart Porter is a 27 year old trainer with 34 in talent. I sign him to a 2 year, $6,000 verbal deal. Our current trainer is let go. I spend $1 million to improve our training camp. With the new staff member and improved camp, our trainees should improve faster.

It is going to be a fun time for ZFLW in the future.

A NEW BEGINNING Sunday, July 25, 2004

We have moved our event to a medium one.

Our 1st match is a dark match. It is a tag team match with the returning Illinifan making his debut.

Illinifan \ Marmel vs NevStar \ Afoci : Running clothesline from NevStar, sloppily done. Powerslam from NevStar on Marmel. Cover for a two count. Tag between NevStar and The Afoci. Afoci \ NevStar whip Marmel into the ropes and hit a double back elbow. Flying elbow from The Afoci, barely hitting the target. Cover for a two count. Afoci hits a quick kick on Marmel. Marmel powers out of a headlock. Marmel with an enziguri. Marmel tags out to Illinifan. Illinifan with a badly-executed spinning neckbreaker on Afoci. Illinifan DDTs Afoci, although it was hardly executed with pin-point precision. Illinifan only gets knees on a splash. Tag to NevStar. NevStar hits a stump piledriver on Illinifan, although it was quite weak in its execution. NevStar DDTs Illinifan. Pin, but Illinifan is out just before the three count. Illinifan takes a right hand to the temple from NevStar. Illinifan drops out the back of a NevStar bodyslam attempt. Illinifan hits a bulldog off the ropes. NevStar grabs Illinifan from behind and shoves him into the ropes, then scores with a roll-up...but Illinifan rolls through with the move! He is using the tights for leverage! 1....2...3! The referee didn't see it! Illinifan \ Marmel signal to each other...and they attack NevStar \ Afoci! After an swift brawl, NevStar and Afoci are left down in the ring. I'll give it a * rating for not being too bad.

Crowd Reaction - 43% , Match Quality - 66% , Overall Rating - 54%

Coffee Warlord comes to the ring. He wants a rematch for the ZFLW Lightweight Title. Erik Flamebeard comes to the ring. “Let me introduce you to my new friends. I call them Flamebeard’s Followers.” Swaggs, Marmel, Sachmo and finally Tucker comes to the ring. Coffee is clearly outnumbered.
Flamebeard says that before Coffee Warlord can get his match, he must prove that he is good enough by running the gauntlet. If he can win, then Erik Flamebeard says he will accept the challenge.

Rating - 58%


Coffee Warlord vs Swaggs : Running clothesline from Swaggs, sloppily done. Powerslam from Swaggs on Coffee. There's a two count on the pin. Coffee Warlord elbows Swaggs in the face to break a hammerlock. Swaggs takes a chop from Coffee. Coffee hits a flying kick on Swaggs. Hooks the leg for a two count. Coffee face jams Swaggs. Pin, but Swaggs is out just before the three count. Swaggs takes a chop from Coffee. Swaggs reverses a hip toss. Swaggs hits a stump piledriver on Coffee Warlord, although it was quite weak in its execution. There's a two count on the pin. Swaggs scores with a poor standing spinebuster. Hooks the leg for a close fall. Swaggs hits a right hand on Coffee Warlord. Coffee receives some unexciting punishment. Coffee Warlord powers out of a Swaggs headlock. Coffee hits a spinning back kick. Coffee Warlord blasts Swaggs with a rather-less-than-super kick. Coffee Warlord has Swaggs down on the canvas. STF!!! Swaggs taps out! Coffee Warlord gives a murderous look toward Swaggs...and attacks! Swaggs gets dropped to the canvas, then battered with a barrage of rights and lefts. Coffee leaves the ring having left Swaggs down and out. Bland match, but I'll give it a * rating for not being too bad.

Crowd Reaction - 41% , Match Quality - 67% , Overall Rating - 54%

Coffee has no time to rest as he has his second match right now.

Coffee Warlord vs Marmel : Kick from Coffee Warlord to the leg. Coffee hits a quick kick on Marmel. Coffee hits a flying kick on Marmel. Coffee hits a dropkick on Marmel. 'Hit' may be an exaggeration, as it barely touched. Marmel backdrops Coffee Warlord out of a piledriver attempt. Coffee walks into a spinning heel kick, evidently feeling that the 'duck' tactic is over-rated. Marmel, chanelling the power of Takada, hits a high kick on Coffee Warlord. Hooks the leg for a two count. Coffee Warlord takes the advantage after a I-block-your-punch-you-don't-block-mine routine. Badly executed second rope splash by Coffee. Cover for a two count. Diving headbutt from Coffee, not much elevation. Cover, but there's a last second kick-out. Coffee drops an elbow...but misses. Fate can be so cruel. Coffee takes a kick to the chest, and staggers back. Coffee Warlord avoids a Marmel avalanche. Coffee Warlord arm drags Marmel over. Coffee Warlord has Marmel down on the canvas and is ascending the corner. Frog Splash!!! 1....2....3!! It's all over. Coffee Warlord is still in the ring celebrating. Marmel pushes the referee away, then slams Coffee down! Marmel climbs to the top rope and hits the Drop kick! Coffee Warlord has been knocked silly. I'll give it a * rating for not being too bad.

Crowd Reaction - 43% , Match Quality - 67% , Overall Rating - 55%

Sachmo comes down for Coffee’s third match while he is still in the ring.

Coffee Warlord vs Sachmo : Coffee hits a back kick. Coffee hits a back kick. Coffee Warlord arm drags Sachmo over. Coffee hits an arm drag on Sachmo. Sachmo counters a sleeper hold by turning it into a jaw breaker. Running clothesline from Sachmo, sloppily done. Sachmo hits a bulldog off the ropes. Cover for a two count. Coffee powers out of a headlock. Coffee Warlord uses a running dropkick into the corner. Cover for a two count. Coffee Warlord with an enziguri, although the late Owen Hart's version was far superior. Hooks the leg for a close fall. Sachmo reverses a Coffee Warlord hammerlock. Coffee receives some unexciting punishment. Coffee Warlord ducks a clothesline attempt. Coffee hits a flying kick on Sachmo. Sachmo gets knocked to the ground by Coffee, who is already climbing the turnbuckle. Through the air, Frog Splash! Tucker quickly comes running down the aisle and into the ring! Coffee Warlord turns around....Superkick!!! That shook the ring. The referee calls for the DQ because of the interference of Tucker! Sachmo and Tucker beat away on Coffee Warlord, leaving him spread-eagled on the canvas. It was close to a ** match, but one too many blown spots knocks it down to a *1\2 rating.

Crowd Reaction - 47% , Match Quality - 67% , Overall Rating - 57%

Coffee ran the gauntlet but he paid for it. He definitely won’t be 100% for the return match against Tucker.

Revrew is backstage. He was building up the feud with Swaggs. He told Swaggs that this feud will end tonight one way or another.

Rating - 59%

Revrew and Swaggs meet in a Texas Death Match to end their feud.

Revrew vs Swaggs : Swaggs chair shots Revrew. Powerslam from Swaggs on Revrew. Cover for a two count. Revrew elbows Swaggs in the face to break a hammerlock. Revrew hits an arm drag on Swaggs. Swaggs takes a chop from Revrew. Pin : 1 - 2- 3. Revrew defeats Swaggs. The referee counts: 2....3...4....but Swaggs stands up. Revrew sets up a chair, then bounces off it to hit a flying avalanche into the corner Pin : 1 - 2 - 2.9999999. Swaggs takes a knee lift from Revrew. Swaggs takes the advantage after a i-block-your-punch-you-don't-block-mine routine. Swaggs DDTs Revrew, although it was hardly executed with pin-point precision. Pin : 1 - 2- 3. Swaggs defeats Revrew. The referee is counting: 5....6....Revrew is back up. Sloppy tornado punch from Swaggs, Revrew barely got hit. Pin, three count, it's over. Swaggs pins Revrew. The referee gets to a seven count....and Revrew gets back up. Revrew takes a right hand to the temple from Swaggs. Swaggs hits a double axehandle off the table onto Revrew. Revrew powers out of a headlock. Swaggs takes a chop from Revrew. Revrew with an enziguri, although the late Owen Hart's version was far superior. Revrew has Swaggs down on the canvas. Swaggs gets locked in the Boston Crab! Submission victory! The referee counts to 10, this match is over! Revrew extends his hand to Swaggs...and it is accepted! They shake! I'll give it a *1\2 rating.

Crowd Reaction - 53% , Match Rating - 66% , Overall Rating - 59%

Coffee Warlord is backstage, talking to an unidentified person on a cell phone. Could it be the same person he was talking to last month? We hear him tell them to be ready, his match with Tucker is up next.

The ZFLW Lightweight Title Match is a ladder match.

Coffee Warlord vs Tucker (For The ZFLW Lightweight Title) : Forearm to the face from Coffee on Tucker. Coffee Warlord blasts Tucker with a slingshot into the ladder. Tucker takes a knee lift from Coffee. Coffee Warlord arm drags Tucker over. Coffee drops an elbow...but misses. Fate can be so cruel. Tucker rams Coffee into the ladder. Powerslam from Tucker on Coffee. Coffee Warlord takes the advantage after a i-block-your-punch-you-don't-block-mine routine. Coffee Warlord uses a running dropkick into the corner. Slingshot clothesline by Coffee, who almost messed it up by slipping on the ropes. Tucker reverses a hip toss. Tucker strikes Coffee. Tucker misses a clothesline. Coffee hits an arm drag on Tucker. Tucker begins to climb the ladder. Digamma comes out of the crowd and slides into the ring....and shoves the ladder! Oh my God, Digamma has returned! Tucker is sent crashing hard to the canvas! Coffee Warlord goes up ladder and grabs the prize for the win. Coffee and Digamma are beating the hell out of Tucker! Swaggs sprints down the aisle and slides into the ring! He goes toe-to-toe with Coffee Warlord, exchanging punches, while Tucker comes back, sending Digamma out of the ring with a clothesline. Swaggs \ Tucker have cleared the ring, driving off Coffee and Digamma! Almost a ** match, but not quite - *1\2 rating.

Crowd Reaction - 52% , Match Quality - 62% , Overall Rating - 57%

Our overall rating for the show was 56%. We had 117 people show up. Our public image is up to 14%.

Titles: The Hardcore Title is still vacant. Coffee defeats Tucker in a Ladder Match to reclaim the ZFLW Lightweight Title.

Debuts: Illinifan and Digamma returned. Digamma in a big way helping Coffee win the ZFLW Lightweight Title.


Note: My next update will be sometime Tuesday evening as I will be really busy Monday. Stay tuned. Who will Flamebeard's Followers target next. Surely Digamma and Coffee are not on their good side. Find out Tuesday.

Bring on Flamebeard and the Followers.

Oh yes. The one, the only, the Coffee Warlord has already proven he is superior to Flamebeard's ilk. And of course, the ZFLW title is back where it belongs.

Welcome back, digamma. You are a welcome return, and I'll be happy to let you in on the fun, as I trounce Flamebeard and his scum over, and over, and over. The one, the only, the Coffee Warlord will buy you a pint of Guinness to celebrate.

I got your back Tucker....

AUGUST 1, 2004

We made $108,000 last month. Our 1st month with a pretty good profit.

My writers have told me that Swaggs act is going stale. He will be the 1st on our roster with a gimmick. I made him a Lackey, someone who does deeds for another. In this case for Erik Flamebeard.

The new ratings are: Face, Digamma, Afoci, Revrew, NevStar and Coffee Warlord. Heel, Sachmo, Marmel, Swaggs, Illinifan and Tucker.

Coffee Warlord showed up very late for our last show. I will give him the same chance I gave everyone else. The first time I’ll let it go.

FULL FORCE Sunday, August 29, 2004

We start out with a dark match continuing the feud between Illinifan and NevStar.

Illinifan vs NevStar : NevStar receives some unexciting punishment. Illinifan hits a right hand on NevStar. Illinifan hits a right hand on NevStar. NevStar takes a right hand to the temple from Illinifan. NevStar powers out of a Illinifan headlock. NevStar strikes Illinifan. Big clothesline from NevStar. Cover for a two count. NevStar only gets knees on a splash. Illinifan hits a sloppy double axe handle. Cover for a two count. Illinifan turns NevStar inside-out with a clothesline. Cover, but there's a last second kick-out. NevStar blocks a punch. Weak headbutt on Illinifan by NevStar. Illinifan avoids a NevStar avalanche. NevStar takes a vertical suplex. NevStar grabs Illinifan from behind and shoves him into the ropes, then scores with a roll-up...but Illinifan rolls through with the move! He used a pull of the tights to get NevStar over! 1....2...3! The referee was out of position and didn't see it! The fight has started up again! Illinifan attacks NevStar, and they brawl all around ringside, then into the crowd! They eventually disappear backstage, still fighting. I'll give it a * rating for not being too bad.

Crowd Reaction - 50% , Match Quality - 65% , Overall Rating - 51%

Erik Flamebeard is backstage, and announces that tonight we will see Swaggs and Digamma fight one on one, and if Swaggs loses, he will be suspended. He told Swaggs if he wanted to stay in Flamebeard’s Followers, he had better show he belongs. Flamebeard wasn’t happy with Swaggs losing to Revrew in the match ending the feud last month and then shaking hands. That won’t cut it in the group.

Rating - 48%

This next match is a one on one contest. Stipulation, Swaggs must win or be suspended.

Swaggs vs Digamma : Swaggs strikes away at Digamma. Lame kick from Swaggs. Digamma takes a vertical suplex. Weak bodyslam on Digamma by Swaggs. Digamma fights out of a grapple. Swaggs takes a chop from Digamma. Digamma, chanelling the power of Takada, hits a high kick on Swaggs. There's a two count on the pin. Swaggs blocks the suplex attempt. Swaggs hits a stump piledriver on Digamma, although it was quite weak in its execution. There's a two count on the pin. Swaggs scores with a poor standing spinebuster. Pin, but Digamma is out just before the three count. Digamma pushes out of a Swaggs hold. Swaggs gets hip tossed by Digamma. Swaggs counters an arm wringer with an elbow to the side of the head. Digamma takes a vertical suplex. Digamma grabs Swaggs from behind and shoves him into the ropes, then scores with a roll-up...but Swaggs rolls through with the move! He is using the tights for leverage! 1....2...3! The referee didn't see it! Swaggs slides out of the ring to the floor, then turns and leaves through the crowd. He's happy to have the win, and evidently isn't going to hang around for Digamma to get some payback. Bland match, but I'll give it a * rating for not being too bad.

Crowd Reaction - 47% , Match Quality - 67% , Overall Rating - 51%

Our next two matches are triple threat hardcore matches. The winners of each will face each other later for the vacant Hardcore Title.

NevStar vs Tucker vs Sachmo : Sachmo strikes NevStar. Frying pan shot by Tucker. Tucker only gets knees on a splash. NevStar hits a sloppy double axe handle. Big clothesline from NevStar. Hooks the leg for a two count. Tucker DDTs NevStar. Hooks the leg for a close fall. Tucker walks into a trip. NevStar uses a big bag of popcorn to floor Tucker. Sachmo turns NevStar inside-out with a clothesline. Illinifan comes running down the aisle with a chair! Sachmo whips NevStar into the ropes. Illinifan jumps onto the apron with the chair! Collision between Illinifan, NevStar, and the chair! NevStar staggers back into a roll up! 1...2...3! It's over! Nothing worth seeing here, I'll give a 1\2 star rating because I'm generous.

Crowd Reaction - 43% , Match Quality - 66% , Overall Rating - 48%

Revrew vs Swaggs vs Illinifan : Revrew strikes Illinifan. Swaggs smashes a Playstation console over the head of Revrew. Illinifan blocks a kick from Swaggs. Illinifan hits a stump piledriver on Swaggs, although it was quite weak in its execution. Illinifan hits a bulldog off the ropes. There's a two count on the pin. Swaggs turns Illinifan inside-out with a clothesline. Pin, but Illinifan is out just before the three count. Swaggs misses a clothesline. Illinifan chair shots Swaggs. Revrew blasts Illinifan with a rather-less-than-super kick. NevStar comes running down the aisle and onto the apron! Illinifan turns...and is dropped throat-first onto the top rope by NevStar! NevStar has left Illinifan in big trouble. Illinifan is in trouble. Here it comes - Power Bomb. 1....2...3, it's finished. Rating: 1\2 star.

Crowd Reaction - 43% , Match Quality - 65% , Overall Rating - 48%


Coffee Warlord is in the ring. He grabs a microphone and thanks Digamma for his help last month. Digamma comes out, and tells him he is welcome. He says that he would like a shot at the title. The challenge is accepted.

Rating - 59%

Our next match is for the ZFLW Hardcore Title.

Revrew vs Sachmo (For The ZFLW Hardcore Title) : Weak headbutt on Revrew by Sachmo. Revrew blocks a kick from Sachmo. Revrew hits a back kick. Revrew misses a clothesline...and takes out the referee by mistake. Slingshot clothesline by Revrew, who almost messed it up by slipping on the ropes. Cover, but there's no one to count for Revrew. Sachmo blocks a kick from Revrew. Sachmo smashes a Playstation console over the head of Revrew. Sachmo hits a stump piledriver on Revrew, although it was quite weak in its execution. Hooks the leg for a two count. Sloppy tornado punch from Sachmo, Revrew barely got hit. Pin, but Revrew is out just before the three count. Revrew blocks a kick from Sachmo. Revrew hits a dropkick off the table. Pin, but Sachmo is out just before the three count. Sachmo drops out the back of a Revrew bodyslam attempt. Marmel comes running down the aisle with a chair! Sachmo and Revrew continue fighting, unaware of the intrusion. Marmel slides in and blasts Revrew with a chair to the head! Marmel climbs out of the ring, the damage done! Revrew can barely stand. Spear! 1....2....3. Sachmo and Marmel are putting the boots to Revrew! The Afoci comes running down the aisle with a chair! He slides in, sending Sachmo \ Marmel running for cover. The Afoci saved Revrew from a major beating. Bland match, but I'll give it a * rating for not being too bad.

Crowd Reaction - 56% , Match Quality - 67% , Overall Rating - 54%

Because of the interference in the last match, The Afoci and Revrew wanted a grudge match.

Afoci \ Revrew vs Marmel \ Sachmo : Forearm to the face from Marmel on Afoci. Marmel hits an arm drag on Afoci. There's a two count on the pin. Marmel tags out to Sachmo. Marmel scoops up Afoci. Sachmo bounces off the ropes and hits a flying Hart Attack clothesline. There's a two count on the pin. Running clothesline from Sachmo, sloppily done. Sachmo drops an elbow...but misses. Fate can be so cruel. Back heel kick from Afoci on Sachmo, missed by miles. There's a two count on the pin. Tag to Revrew. Back heel kick from Revrew on Sachmo, missed by miles. Cover, but there's a last second kick-out. Sachmo walks into a spinning heel kick, evidently feeling that the 'duck' tactic is over-rated. Sachmo elbows Revrew in the face to break a hammerlock. Running clothesline from Sachmo, sloppily done. Tag between Sachmo and Marmel. Marmel hits a back kick. Tag to The Afoci. Marmel hits an arm drag on Afoci. Tucker \ Swaggs come running down the aisle and into the ring! Afoci turns...and is dropped with a double DDT! Afoci in big trouble. The Afoci gets knocked to the ground by Marmel, who is already climbing the turnbuckle. Drop kick!!! 1....2....3!! It's all over. Marmel \ Sachmo signal to each other...and they attack Afoci \ Revrew! After an swift brawl, Afoci and Revrew are left down in the ring. Nothing worth seeing here, I'll give a 1\2 star rating because I'm generous. Flamebeard’s Followers strike again.

Crowd Reaction - 48% , Match Quality - 63% , Overall Rating - 49%

Our main event is for the ZFLW Lightweight Title.

Coffee Warlord vs Digamma (For The ZFLW Lightweight Title) : Kick from Coffee Warlord to the leg. Digamma pushes out of a Coffee Warlord hold. Digamma snapmares Coffee Warlord. We have our mandatory ref bump, as he goes down after accidentally getting caught by an elbow to the face. Digamma with an enziguri, although the late Owen Hart's version was far superior. Pinfall attempt, but the ref is conveniently laid out. Coffee pushes out of a Digamma hold. Coffee hits a dropkick on Digamma. 'Hit' may be an exaggeration, as it barely touched. Coffee Warlord uses a running dropkick into the corner. Cover for a two count. Coffee Warlord with an enziguri. Hooks the leg for a close fall. Digamma blocks a punch. Digamma uses a running dropkick into the corner. Cover, but there's a last second kick-out. Coffee blocks a kick from Digamma. Tucker just slid into the ring out of nowhere! Tucker has a chair, and drops Coffee and Digamma with devastating blows, causing the referee to call for the bell. This match has been ruled a no contest! Tucker has grabbed a chair. Coffee walks over...and gets floored with a hard shot. Digamma also takes a hard shot. Tucker has laid everybody out! Rating: 1\2 star.

Crowd Reaction - 38% , Match Quality - 67% , Overall Rating - 46%

Our overall rating for the show was 49%. We had 127 people show up. Our public image has risen to 21%.

Titles: Sachmo won the Hardcore Title. Coffee Warlord kept his Lightweight title.

Alright digamma. You deserve another shot, but first, we have some business to take care of.

Tucker needs to go down. Let's go to work.

How much longer until JeeberD gets to join in on the fun?

I've simmed up until Dec. I just haven't had time to do the write ups yet. My plan is to try to get all the training camp guys in at the start of the new year. I want you guys to develop as much as possible. It won't be long now.

What is with me getting my ass kicked after every match?!? This is getting nuts!

Man, if JeeberD comes off the bench and whips me, there are a going to be problems...

The Afoci must bow down to me in my wrestling tighties and pay homage to the superior wrestler.

Only for a can of Jif.

That's alright Coffee. Tucker and Swaggs must go down.

Bring It!!! (uhm...can they bring it DolphinFan? :) )

Remember you are a face. You are supposed to get beat up for a while. Then sooner or later the good always comes out on top...Wait a minute. That didn't sound too good. ;)

I've already simmed a couple months. But I will make a match for the December event. Tucker/Swaggs vs. Digamma/Coffee. It's on.:)

SEPTEMBER 1, 2004

Writer Stephen King and Production Set Up Man have expired contracts. I will let them go. I get another writer, Derek Buds has 35 talent and I sign him to a 1 year verbal contract worth $5,000 a month. I sign 2 production workers, Sue Parker has 33 talent and Julian Skinner has 39 talent. Both are signed for $10,000 a month with Sue getting a 2 year verbal and Julian getting a 3 year verbal contract.

Sachmo and NevStar have one month left on their contracts. I try to resign them but they want to move on to bigger promotions. I’ll short list them and maybe later on I can get them back. The Afoci has 4 months left and he also wants to move on. Illinifan I am able to sign for 2 more years.

I hire a second trainer to help get these guys ready for the big time. I might need them soon with 2 leaving and one on the way. I sign Tim Coors to a 1 year, $5,000 verbal contract. He’s nothing special with 32 talent. But maybe he can help.

I recalled Dangerous Dave from development. He is a face.

NOWHERE TO RUN Sunday, September 26, 2004

We start out with a dark match with Dangerous Dave making his debut.

Dangerous Dave vs Sachmo : Double D receives some unexciting punishment. Dangerous Dave takes a right hand to the temple from Sachmo. Big clothesline from Sachmo. Sachmo DDTs Dangerous Dave. Sachmo ducks a Double D clothesline and does a quick roll up. Sachmo has a handful of tights! The referee hasn't seen it: 1....2....3!! Sachmo leaves the ring and heads off down the aisle at speed. Sachmo has the victory, and isn't hanging around for Dangerous Dave to look for revenge. Rating: 1\2 star.

Crowd Reaction - 33% , Match Quality - 64% , Overall Rating - 48%

We get a camera shot of the backstage area. Coffee Warlord is his locker room preparing for tonight’s event. In comes Flamebeard's Followers.
“Take it easy Coffee.” Flamebeard says as Coffee starts to get up to defend himself.
“What do you want?”
“I wanted to tell you how impressed I’ve been with you lately. I also wanted to offer you a once in a lifetime offer. You can join us and not take a beating every month.”
“You just want me in the group because I have the ZFLW Lightweight Title and even when I don’t I am a threat. No thanks.” Coffee says as he stands up.
“I implore you to reconsider.”
“Hmm, let me see. No!”
“Have it your way.” Flamebeard's Followers then attack and leave Coffee Warlord down on the floor. “Oh, and tell Digamma to watch his back, he is next.”

Rating - 50%

Our 1st match of the live event is continuing the feud between Illinifan and Nevstar.

NevStar vs Illinifan : Illinifan strikes away at NevStar. NevStar reverses a Illinifan hammerlock. Illinifan hits a punch, but takes one right back. CLUBBERIN', CLUBBERIN', THEY BE CLUBBERIN' TONY! Sorry, flashback moment. Illinifan reverses an irish whip...and NevStar runs into the referee. NevStar DDTs Illinifan. Hooks the leg, but the referee is still out. Illinifan drops out the back of a NevStar bodyslam attempt. Illinifan chair shots NevStar. Powerslam from Illinifan on NevStar. There's a two count on the pin. Illinifan scores with a poor standing spinebuster. Hooks the leg for a close fall. NevStar takes the advantage after a i-block-your-punch-you-don't-block-mine routine. NevStar hits a double axehandle off the table onto Illinifan. Pin, but Illinifan is out just before the three count. Illinifan reverses a NevStar hammerlock. Illinifan floors NevStar...and climbs the turnbuckles. Elbow Drop!!! 1....2....3!! It's all over. NevStar leaves and walks back down the aisle. Wait...Illinifan comes running as well, and NevStar gets dropped with a clothesline, followed by a load of stomps. He is left lying in the aisle. Almost a ** match, but not quite - *1\2 rating.

Crowd Reaction - 48% , Match Quality - 65% , Overall Rating - 56%

Our next match will end the short feud between Revrew and Sachmo. Sachmo is leaving at the end of the month so I have to do something.

Revrew vs Sachmo (For The ZFLW Hardcore Title) : Sachmo hits Revrew with a plastic dinosaur. Powerslam from Sachmo on Revrew. Cover for a two count. Revrew ducks a wild right hand. Revrew hits an arm drag on Sachmo. Face crusher from Revrew on Sachmo. Hooks the leg for a two count. Flying cookie sheet shot by Revrew, blasting Sachmo. Pinfall attempt gets a 2.9999. Flying elbow from Revrew, barely hitting the target. Sachmo pushes out of a Revrew hold. Weak bodyslam by Sachmo. There's a two count on the pin. Sachmo turns Revrew inside-out with a clothesline. Cover, but there's a last second kick-out. Revrew takes a right hand to the temple from Sachmo. Whip into an upright table by Sachmo. Revrew pushes out of a Sachmo hold. Revrew arm drags Sachmo over. Revrew with an enziguri, although the late Owen Hart's version was far superior. Revrew floors Sachmo. Boston Crab!!! Sachmo taps out! Almost a ** match, but not quite - *1\2 rating.

Crowd Reaction - 55% , Match Quality - 66% , Overall Rating - 60%

Our next match is a #1 Contender’s match for the ZFLW Lightweight Title. The winner gets a shot at whomever holds the title at next month’s event.

Digamma vs Swaggs : Swaggs takes a chop from Digamma. Digamma hits a back kick. Swaggs walks into a spinning heel kick, evidently feeling that the 'duck' tactic is over-rated. Digamma hits a dropkick on Swaggs. 'Hit' may be an exaggeration, as it barely touched. Swaggs avoids a Digamma avalanche. Digamma takes a right hand to the temple from Swaggs. Powerslam from Swaggs on Digamma. There's a two count on the pin. Digamma pulls a mule kick out of nowhere. Back heel kick from Digamma on Swaggs. There's a two count on the pin. Slingshot clothesline by Digamma, who almost messed it up by slipping on the ropes. Hooks the leg for a close fall. Swaggs backdrops Digamma out of a piledriver attempt. Swaggs strikes away at Digamma. Digamma reverses a Swaggs hammerlock. Digamma hits a flying kick on Swaggs. Digamma scores with a forearm, sending Swaggs down into the corner. The referee pulls Digamma away to get the break. Wait! Swaggs has pulled something out of his tights. Digamma walks over...and gets floored by a punch! No, the referee saw the brass knuckles! We have DQ decision! The fight has started up again! Digamma attacks Swaggs, and they brawl all around ringside, then into the crowd! They eventually disappear backstage, still fighting. I'll give it a *1\2 rating.

Crowd Reaction - 50% , Match Quality - 67% , Overall Rating - 58%

Illinifan is in the ring. and he calls out Revrew. He wants a shot at Revrew’s Hardcore Title. Revrew appears, and eventually accepts a challenge to a match between the two.

Rating - 56%

Illinifan vs Revrew (For The ZFLW Hardcore Title) : Revrew hits a back kick. Hip toss onto a chair by Revrew. Revrew hits an arm drag on Illinifan. Revrew hits a dropkick on Illinifan. 'Hit' may be an exaggeration, as it barely touched. Illinifan counters an avalanche with a raised foot to the face. Illinifan hits Revrew with a plastic dinosaur. Weak bodyslam by Illinifan. Cover for a two count. Revrew fights out of a grapple. Back heel kick from Revrew on Illinifan, missed by miles. There's a two count on the pin. Revrew with an enziguri. Hooks the leg for a close fall. Illinifan reverses a Revrew hammerlock. Revrew hits a punch, but takes one right back. CLUBBERIN', CLUBBERIN', THEY BE CLUBBERIN' TONY! Sorry, flashback moment. Revrew blocks the suplex attempt. Illinifan walks into a spinning heel kick, evidently feeling that the 'duck' tactic is over-rated. Illinifan gets knocked to the ground by Revrew. Illinifan gets locked in the Boston Crab! Submission victory! Revrew is still in the ring celebrating. Illinifan pushes the referee away, then slams Revrew down! Illinifan climbs to the top rope and hits the Elbow Drop! Revrew has been knocked silly. I'll give a 1\2 star rating.

Crowd Reaction - 43% , Match Quality - 58% , Overall Rating - 50%

Our next match is Tucker’s rematch for the ZFLW Lightweight Title.

Coffee Warlord vs Tucker (For The ZFLW Lightweight Title) : Uninspiring brawling from Tucker. Tucker misses a big legdrop after stalling too long. Tucker takes a kick to the chest, and staggers back. We have our mandatory ref bump, as he goes down after accidentally getting caught by an elbow to the face. Flying knee to the face from Coffee Warlord. Is it Mutoh Appreciation Night? Cover, but there's no one to count for Coffee Warlord. Tucker counters a sleeper hold by turning it into a jaw breaker. Tucker hits a right hand on Coffee Warlord. Weak bodyslam by Tucker. Hooks the leg for a two count. Sloppy tornado punch from Tucker, Coffee barely got hit. Cover, but there's a last second kick-out. Coffee Warlord comes up with a right hand out of nowhere. Back heel kick from Coffee on Tucker, missed by miles. Pinfall attempt gets a 2.9999. Tucker ducks a clothesline attempt. Marmel comes running down the aisle and into the ring! Coffee Warlord turns around.... and gets floored! Marmel climbs the turnbuckles. Off the top - Drop kick!!! Marmel leaves the ring, the damage done! Cover gets three. Tucker pinned Coffee. Tucker \ Marmel are beating down on Coffee Warlord! The music of The Afoci hits, and he comes running down the aisle into the ring. Tucker and Marmel bail out of the ring, leaving Coffee Warlord down in the ring. The Afoci may have saved Coffee Warlord from a brutal beating. I'll give it a *1\2 rating.

Crowd Reaction - 48% , Match Quality - 66% , Overall Rating - 57%

Our final match of the evening is a result of the interference in the last match.

Coffee \ Afoci vs Tucker \ Marmel : Coffee gets squashed in the corner with a clothesline. Big clothesline from Tucker. Cover for a two count. Tag to Marmel. Marmel scoops up Coffee. Tucker bounces off the ropes and hits a flying Hart Attack clothesline. Face crusher from Marmel on Coffee. There's a two count on the pin. Marmel hits a back kick. Coffee Warlord takes the advantage after a i-block-your-punch-you-don't-block-mine routine. Coffee Warlord blasts Marmel with a rather-less-than-super kick. Coffee tags out to The Afoci. Afoci hits a spinning back kick. Badly executed second rope splash by Afoci. Marmel comes up with a right hand out of nowhere. Marmel tags out to Tucker. Tucker hits a bulldog off the ropes. Tucker scores with a poor standing spinebuster. Cover, but there's a last second kick-out. Kick from Tucker to the leg. The Afoci elbows Tucker in the face to break a hammerlock. Back heel kick from Afoci on Tucker, missed by miles. Tucker gets knocked to the ground by Afoci, who is already climbing the turnbuckle. Flying Body Press!!! Erik Flamebeard quickly comes running down the aisle and into the ring! Coffee Warlord goes to make the intercept...but is jumped at ringside by Swaggs! The Afoci turns around....Money Shot!!! That shook the ring. The referee calls for the DQ because of the interference of Erik Flame! Erik Flame \ Swaggs signal for the Super Bomb! From the crowd come Digamma \ Double D, and they look ready for action! They slide in and start brawling with Erik Flame \ Swaggs! It only lasts a few moments before Digamma \ Double D find themselves in trouble though, and wind up being knocked out of the ring by Erik Flamebeard and Swaggs. This one gets * rating and likes it. Flamebeard’s Followers have laid everyone out.

Crowd Reaction - 43% , Match Quality - 66% , Overall Rating - 54%

Our overall rating for the show was 55%. We had 123 people show up. Our public image is up to 26% at Small Level.

Titles: Revrew won the Hardcore title. Tucker won the Lightweight title.

Oh it is so on.

The one, the only, the Coffee Warlord formally declares war vs Erik Flamebeard of the Neither Here Nor There and his lackeys. You're ALL going down.

We need to Dangerous Dave an FOFC name. Something like, oh I dunno know, Kodos? :)

Sweet :)


Get ready to have some serious problems, bud... :D

OCTOBER 1, 2004

Nevstar and Sachmo are now free agents. Just for the heck of it I try to sign them. Surprisingly they resign. NevStar for 6 months and Sachmo for a year. I also resign Erik Flamebeard to a 2 year/$14,000 contract. He had 2 months left on his contract.

My writers tell me Revrew’s act is getting stale. I change his gimmick to a legitimate athlete.

I ended one sponsorship deal early and took a loss. That’s to sign another more lucrative one. Our total sponsorship money is $344,000 per show.

I sign a manager to the roster. Erin Bray is a face who will offset Flamebeard’s control until Gold returns from injury. Also, who will she manage? Find out later.

The new ratings are: Face, Erin Bray, Digamma, Afoci, NevStar and Coffee Warlord. Heel, Sachmo, Marmel, Swaggs, Illinifan and Tucker.

I graduate three of the training camp workers but immediately send them to development camp. Katon, Kodos and BishopMVP are in development camp. JeeberD, Shorty and Bertogarce are still in training camp.




RETALIATION Sunday, October 31, 2004

We start out with a dark match rekindling the feud between NevStar and Sachmo.

NevStar vs Sachmo : Sachmo receives some unexciting punishment. NevStar strikes away at Sachmo. Big kick from NevStar. NevStar strikes Sachmo. Sachmo reverses a waistlock. NevStar takes a right hand to the temple from Sachmo. Sachmo DDTs NevStar, although it was hardly executed with pin-point precision. Hooks the leg for a two count. NevStar counters a backdrop attempt with a kick to the face. NevStar DDTs Sachmo, although it was hardly executed with pin-point precision. Hooks the leg for a two count. NevStar turns Sachmo inside-out with a clothesline. Cover, but there's a last second kick-out. Sachmo blocks a punch. Sachmo hits NevStar. NevStar powers out of a Sachmo headlock. NevStar hits a right hand on Sachmo. Sachmo falls through the ropes after a hard shot from NevStar. He seemed to hit his head on the apron on the way down. The referee reaches a ten count, and this one is over. Erik Flamebeard comes running down the aisle, and gets into the ring! NevStar turns around...straight into a Money Shot!! NevStar has been left down on the canvas. I'll give it a *1\2 rating.

Crowd Reaction - 50% , Match Quality - 67% , Overall Rating - 58%

Erik Flamebeard is in the ring and grabs a mike. “I’d like to start out by saying hello to all my fans.” Of course the crowd boos him. “Thank you. But I have business to take care of. Last month we had a new debut and he decided to stick his nose in my business. Dangerous Dave, I don’t know who you think you are but you should have stayed at home watching wrestling on television. You came out last month and tried to get involved in a match. Well tonight you have your chance to get involved...in a handicap match. You will face Marmel \ Swaggs in a handicap match.”

Rating - 53%

Dangerous Dave vs Marmel \ Swaggs : Forearm to the face from Double D on Swaggs. Double D hits a flying kick on Marmel. Back heel kick from Double D on Marmel, missed by miles. Hooks the leg for a two count. Face crusher from Double D on Swaggs. Swaggs reverses a hip toss. Swaggs \ Marmel whip Double D into the ropes and hit a double backdrop. Marmel hits a flying kick on Double D. Swaggs hits a stump piledriver on Dangerous Dave, although it was quite weak in its execution. Marmel \ Swaggs whip Double D into the ropes and hit a double back elbow. Cover for a two count. Swaggs scores with a crappy looking standing spinebuster. Pinfall attempt gets a 2.9999. Dangerous Dave strikes Swaggs. Marmel hits a dropkick on Dangerous Dave. 'Hit' may be an exaggeration, as it barely touched. Marmel scoops up Double D. Swaggs bounces off the ropes and hits a flying Hart Attack clothesline. Hooks the leg for a two count. Double D hits a punch, but takes one right back. CLUBBERIN', CLUBBERIN', THEY BE CLUBBERIN' TONY! Sorry, flashback moment. Double D counters a backdrop attempt with a kick to the face. Dangerous Dave reverses a hip toss. Diving headbutt from Double D, not much elevation. Pinfall attempt gets a 2.9999. Marmel, chanelling the power of Takada, hits a high kick on Dangerous Dave. Swaggs \ Marmel whip Double D into the ropes and hit a double backdrop. Erik Flamebeard comes running down the aisle and into the ring! Dangerous Dave turns around.... Money Shot!!! That shook the ring. Erik Flame leaves the ring, the damage done! Cover gets three. Swaggs pinned Double D. I'll give a 1\2 star rating.

Crowd Reaction - 33% , Match Quality - 65% , Overall Rating - 49%

Our next match is for the ZFLW Hardcore Title.

Revrew vs Illinifan (For The ZFLW Hardcore Title) : Illinifan strikes away at Revrew. Illinifan chair shots Revrew. Illinifan slams Revrew down. Big John Studd would be proud, no doubt. Illinifan with a badly-executed spinning neckbreaker on Revrew. Revrew reverses a Illinifan hammerlock. Flying cookie sheet shot by Revrew, blasting Illinifan. Revrew uses a running dropkick into the corner. Hooks the leg for a two count. Illinifan fights out of a grapple. Big clothesline from Illinifan. There's a two count on the pin. Side suplex from Illinifan. Pinfall attempt gets a 2.9999. Revrew blocks the suplex attempt. Revrew hits a quick kick on Illinifan. Illinifan avoids a Revrew avalanche. Revrew takes a vertical suplex. Illinifan gets a roll-up...and grabs a handful of tights as well! The referee doesn't see it: 1....2...3!! Illinifan leaves the ring and heads off down the aisle at speed. Illinifan has the victory, and isn't hanging around for Revrew to look for revenge. Almost a ** match, but not quite - *1\2 rating.

Crowd Reaction - 51% , Match Quality - 65% , Overall Rating - 58%

Erin Bray comes to the ring. “I’d like to say hi to everyone. Since Gold has been out, Flamebeard has been running the show. Well all that is about to change. Gold has given me his co-commissionership duties until he returns. Flamebeard now things should be a little more even around here. For my 1st action I am making a triple threat match with the winner getting a shot at the ZFLW Lightweight Title at next month’s event. We will see Coffee Warlord, The Afoci, and Sachmo compete in a triangle match.”

Rating - 79%

Triangle match with the winner getting a Lightweight Title shot at next month’s event.

Coffee Warlord vs The Afoci vs Sachmo : Sachmo strikes Coffee Warlord. Afoci snapmares Sachmo. The Afoci misses a clothesline. Coffee, chanelling the power of Takada, hits a high kick on The Afoci. Flying elbow off the top rope by Coffee Warlord, poor elevation though. Hooks the leg for a two count. Slingshot clothesline by Afoci, who almost messed it up by slipping on the ropes. Pin : 1 - 2 - 2.9999999. The Afoci misses a clothesline. Coffee Warlord uses a running dropkick into the corner. Sachmo scores with a crappy looking standing spinebuster. Tucker comes running down the aisle with a chair! Sachmo and Coffee Warlord continue fighting, unaware of the intrusion. Tucker slides in and blasts Coffee Warlord with a chair to the head! Tucker climbs out of the ring, the damage done! Sachmo moves in for the kill. Spear!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!! I'll give it a * rating for not being too bad.

Crowd Reaction - 44% , Match Quality - 66% , Overall Rating - 55%

Our next match is for the ZFLW Lightweight Title. Digamma earned the shot at last month’s event getting a DQ win over Swaggs.

Digamma vs Tucker (For The ZFLW Lightweight Title) : Digamma snapmares Tucker. Digamma misses a big legdrop after stalling too long. Tucker hits Digamma. Digamma charges, Tucker moves, and the referee is conveniently placed to get knocked out. Tucker DDTs Digamma. Cover, but there's no one to count for Tucker. Digamma blocks the suplex attempt. Digamma hits a dropkick on Tucker. 'Hit' may be an exaggeration, as it barely touched. Flying elbow off the top rope by Digamma, poor elevation though. Cover for a two count. Digamma with an enziguri. Cover, but there's a last second kick-out. Tucker reverses a Digamma hammerlock. Tucker uses a running dropkick into the corner. Cover, but there's a last second kick-out. Tucker gets taken down out of nowhere. Digamma signals for the High Time! Swaggs comes out of the crowd and into the ring! Digamma turns around....Power Slam!!! That shook the ring. The referee calls for the DQ because of the interference of Swaggs! Tucker and Swaggs are putting the boots to Digamma! Dangerous Dave comes running down the aisle with a chair! He slides in, sending Tucker \ Swaggs running for cover. Dangerous Dave saved Digamma from a major beating. I'll give it a * rating for not being too bad.

Crowd Reaction - 44% , Match Quality - 65% , Overall Rating - 54%

Erin Bray comes back to the ring. “Since Sachmo and Tucker want to keep interfering in matches, tonight we will see Coffee \ Afoci and Tucker \ Sachmo fight in a tag team match.”

Rating - 81%

Coffee \ Afoci vs Sachmo \ Tucker : The Afoci strikes Tucker. Face crusher from Afoci on Tucker. Cover for a two count. Tag to Coffee Warlord. Afoci \ Coffee whip Tucker into the ropes and hit a double backdrop. Hooks the leg for a two count. Tucker walks into a spinning heel kick, evidently feeling that the 'duck' tactic is over-rated. Tucker reverses a Coffee Warlord hammerlock. Tucker hits a bulldog off the ropes. Cover for a two count. Tag to Sachmo. Weak bodyslam by Sachmo. Hooks the leg for a close fall. Coffee takes a vertical suplex. Coffee blocks a kick from Sachmo. Coffee Warlord arm drags Sachmo over. Tag between Coffee Warlord and The Afoci. Afoci snapmares Sachmo. Tag to Tucker. Flying elbow from The Afoci, barely hitting the target. Tucker holds The Afoci in place. Sachmo charges...but Afoci ducks, and in a scenario never before seen in wrestling, the clothesline floors Tucker. The Afoci floors Tucker...and climbs the turnbuckles. Off the top - Flying Body Press, forget about it. 1....2...3! Sachmo and Tucker remain in the ring. Tucker does not look happy at losing. Sachmo goes to leave, but gets pulled back in by Tucker. Tensions seem to be rising between these two. Bland match, but I'll give it a * rating for not being too bad.

Crowd Reaction - 43% , Match Quality - 65% , Overall Rating - 54%

Our overall rating for the show was 59%. We had 119 people show up. Our public image is 29% at small level.

Titles: Illinifan won the Hardcore title. Tucker retained his Lightweight Title by virtue of being disqualified.

Seeing Marmel and I on the same team reminds me that this is fictional. :)

NOVEMBER 1, 2004

We are still making about $100,000 a month. I hire another referee and release I am Justice. He had only 20 talent anyway. Richard Wade had 38 talent. I sign him to a 3 year verbal deal worth $10,000 a month.

DEADLY GAME Sunday, November 28, 2004

Dangerous Dave is in the ring getting ready for his dark match. Swaggs comes running down the aisle and into the ring, and they begin brawling. Swaggs can barely stand. Dangerous Drop!!! That shook the ring. While Double D is laying Swaggs out, Marmel comes out of the crowd and hits the ring. He attacks Double D as well, and they brawl in the ring. Dangerous Dave manages to get an advantage, and throws Marmel to the outside. Out from the back comes Tucker, and he jumps Dangerous Dave too. Marmel \ Tucker double team Double D for a while, and then Swaggs, having recovered, joins in and they triple team him. The beating continues until a host of officials hit the ring and pull them away. Flamebeard’s Followers have struck again.

Rating 49%

Erin Bray comes down to the ring and takes a microphone. She announces that she has a new client. Out comes Coffee Warlord, and he shakes hands with his new manager, signaling their alliance. They pledge to put an end to Flamebeard and his Followers.

Rating - 60%

Coffee \ NevStar vs Sachmo \ Tucker : Sachmo hits a right hand on Coffee Warlord. Sachmo hits a stump piledriver on Coffee Warlord, although it was quite weak in its execution. Hooks the leg for a two count. Tag to Tucker. Tucker \ Sachmo whip Coffee into the corner. Tucker whips Sachmo in for a hard clothesline to follow-up. Flying elbow from Tucker, barely hitting the target. There's a two count on the pin. Weak headbutt on Coffee by Tucker. Coffee Warlord elbows Tucker in the face to break a hammerlock. Coffee Warlord with an enziguri, although the late Owen Hart's version was far superior. Tag between Coffee Warlord and NevStar. NevStar hits a right hand on Tucker. NevStar hits a bulldog off the ropes. NevStar misses a clothesline. Tag to Sachmo. Sachmo DDTs NevStar, although it was hardly executed with pin-point precision. Side suplex from Sachmo. Pin, but NevStar is out just before the three count. Lame kick from Sachmo. NevStar backdrops Sachmo out of a piledriver attempt. Weak bodyslam by NevStar. Sachmo climbs to the top rope, ready to leap at NevStar. Tucker bounces off the ropes for an elbow drop without seeing his partner, and crotches Sachmo by accident. NevStar moves in for the kill. Here it comes - Pile Driver. 1....2...3, it's finished. Tucker and Sachmo remain in the ring, arguing. Sachmo looks really angry. Tucker pushes Sachmo away and walks off, looking furious. I'll give it a * rating for not being too bad. There seems to be some tension between Sachmo and Tucker leading up to their title match later tonight.

Crowd Reaction - 38% , Match Quality - 66% , Overall Rating - 52%

Marmel \ Swaggs vs Digamma \ Afoci : Swaggs takes a knee lift from Afoci. Badly executed second rope splash by Afoci. Hooks the leg for a two count. Tag to Digamma. Digamma \ Afoci whip Swaggs into the ropes and hit a double back elbow. Digamma hits a flying kick on Swaggs. Cover for a two count. Digamma hits an arm drag on Swaggs. Swaggs powers out of a headlock. Flapjack from Swaggs on Digamma. Swaggs tags out to Marmel. Marmel hits an arm drag on Digamma. Back heel kick from Marmel on Digamma, missed by miles. Digamma takes the advantage after a i-block-your-punch-you-don't-block-mine routine. Tag to The Afoci. Badly executed second rope splash by Afoci. The Afoci with an enziguri. Cover, but there's a last second kick-out. Marmel takes a kick to the chest, and staggers back. Marmel powers out of a The Afoci headlock. Marmel uses a running dropkick into the corner. Tucker \ Erik Flame come running down the aisle with chairs! Marmel and The Afoci continue fighting, unaware of the intrusion. Tucker slides in and blasts The Afoci with a chair to the head! Tucker climbs out of the ring, the damage done! The Afoci gets knocked to the ground by Marmel, who is already climbing the turnbuckle. Drop kick!!! 1....2....3!! It's all over. Tucker \ Erik Flame signal for the Spike Powerbomb! From the crowd come Coffee \ Bray, and they look ready for action! They slide in and start brawling with Tucker \ Erik Flame! It only lasts a few moments before Tucker \ Erik Flame bail out of the ring and head for the backstage area, looking furious. Coffee \ Bray remain in the ring, having gotten the upper hand this time. I'll give it a * rating for not being too bad.

Crowd Reaction - 44% , Match Quality - 66% , Overall Rating - 55%

Sachmo is backstage doing an interview about his upcoming title shot. The rest of Flamebeard’s Followers come out. “Where were you during that last match?” Flamebeard asks.
“ I was getting ready for this interview.”
“You allegiance is to us. You should be backing us up.”
“I have a title shot tonight.”
Tucker steps in. “Have you forgotten who has the title? We are all in this together. You’re not really going to go through with this?”
“Tucker, I earned this shot. I realize that we are all working for the same goal. But I deserve to have this opportunity.”
“You keep this up and you are asking for trouble.” With that Flamebeard and his Followers leave Sachmo alone.

Rating - 45%

Next up is a triple threat match for the ZFLW Hardcore Title.

Illinifan vs Digamma vs Revrew (For The ZFLW Hardcore Title) : Illinifan strikes away at Revrew. Digamma dropkicks Illinifan after leaping off an upturned shopping cart. Revrew kicks Digamma in the gut to reverse the momentum. Revrew, chanelling the power of Takada, hits a high kick on Digamma. Flying elbow off the top rope by Revrew, poor elevation though. There's a two count on the pin. Digamma blasts Revrew with a rather-less-than-super kick. Pin : 1 - 2 - 2.9999999. Revrew powers out of a Digamma headlock. Revrew hits an irish whip into a shopping cart. Flapjack from Illinifan on Revrew. Revrew slams Illinifan, who rolls onto his stomach. What is Illinifan doing? Revrew picks him up and signals for a powerbomb. He raises Illinifan up...but then falls backward, getting crushed by his opponent in the process! Illinifan is on top! 1....2....3! Looking at the replay, it appears that Illinifan had taken a chain out of his tights and wrapped it around his fist! Revrew must have been punched with that chain while in mid-powerbomb! What a cheap shot! This one gets * rating and likes it.

Crowd Reaction - 45% , Match Quality - 65% , Overall Rating - 55%

Erin Bray is backstage, and announces that tonight we will see Coffee Warlord, Digamma, The Afoci, and Marmel compete in a four corners match. The winner gets a shot at the ZFLW Lightweight Title at next month’s event.

Rating - 78%

Coffee Warlord vs The Afoci vs Marmel vs Digamma : Coffee hits a flying kick on Digamma. Digamma takes a chop from Coffee. Hooks the leg for a two count. Back heel kick from Coffee on Digamma, missed by miles. Digamma counters a backdrop attempt with a kick to the face. Digamma arm drags Coffee over. Hooks the leg for a two count. Back heel kick from Digamma on Coffee. Hooks the leg for a two count. Coffee Warlord powers out of a Digamma headlock. Forearm to the face from Coffee on Afoci. Tag to The Afoci. Digamma walks into a spinning heel kick, evidently feeling that the 'duck' tactic is over-rated. Back heel kick from Afoci on Afoci, missed by miles. Afoci hits a dropkick on Digamma. 'Hit' may be an exaggeration, as it barely touched. Flying knee to the face from The Afoci. Is it Mutoh Appreciation Night? Pin : 1 - 2 - 2.9999999. Afoci tags out to Marmel. Flying elbow from Marmel, barely hitting the target. Marmel face jams Digamma. There's a two count on the pin. Marmel hits an arm drag on Digamma. Hooks the leg for a two count. Marmel uses a running dropkick into the corner. Cover, but there's a last second kick-out. Digamma tags out to Coffee Warlord. Back heel kick from Coffee on Marmel. Coffee hits a spinning back kick. Coffee hits a quick kick on Marmel. Marmel pulls a mule kick out of nowhere. Flying knee to the face from Marmel. Is it Mutoh Appreciation Night? Tucker comes running down the aisle and into the ring! Coffee Warlord turns around.... Superkick!!! That shook the ring. Tucker leaves the ring, the damage done! Pin : 1 - 2- 3. Marmel defeats Coffee. This one gets * rating and likes it.

Crowd Reaction - 44% , Match Quality - 65% , Overall Rating - 54%


Tucker vs Sachmo (For The ZFLW Lightweight Title) : Sachmo comes in the ring and him and Tucker exchange some words. Then Sachmo lays down on the mat. Tucker smiles and pins him 1,2,3. Looks like it was all a set up.
Sachmo grabs a mic. “We sure fooled everyone. Coffee Warlord take that. Marmel won the 4 corners match to get a title shot next month. But he is going to do the same thing. The title will stay around Tucker’s waist and there is nothing you can do about it. Flamebeard’s Followers will rule forever.” Sachmo and Tucker embrace. Suddenly the music of Erin Bray hits.

“Tucker and Sachmo, you cheated the fans. There is nothing I can do about tonight’s match. However, Marmel earned a title shot next month. But in the interest of fairness I am making next month’s title defense a 4 corners match. The combatants are Coffee Warlord, Marmel, Tucker and Afoci. There will be no laying down this time.” Bray leaves and Sachmo and Tucker are going nuts in the ring as the show goes off the air.

Crowd Reaction - 18% , Match Quality - 65% , Overall Rating - 41%

Our overall rating for the show was 53%. We had 132 people show up. Our public image is up to 31%.

Titles: Illinifan retained his Hardcore title. Tucker retained his Lightweight title.

The time for JeeberD draws near...

Shhh. Don't tell anybody. :D

hahahahahaha!!!! You guys are going down:D

DECEMBER 1, 2004

We keep making a little money every month. But our public image dropped to 29%. That’s because the popularity of wrestling is in a lull period.

I recall all of our development and training camp workers. I need an infusion of new talent to spice things up.

PAYBACK Sunday, December 26, 2004

We start out with a dark match with all of our training camp wrestlers. They are in a 3 team tag match.

Bertogarce \ Jeeber vs Bishop \ Shorty vs Katon \ Kodos : Spinning back kick from Bertogarce. Bertogarce hits a rolling kick on Katon. Tag between Bertogarce and Shorty. Shorty hits a spinning back kick. Hooks the leg for a two count. Katon pushes out of a Shorty hold. Tag between Katon and Kodos. Kodos \ Katon whip Shorty into the ropes and hit a double clothesline. Tag to BishopMVP. Kodos walks into a high dropkick from BishopMVP. Kodos takes a hurrancarana from BishopMVP. Tag between Kodos and JeeberD. BishopMVP hits a rolling kick on Jeeber. Jeeber pushes out of a BishopMVP hold. JeeberD moves in for the kill. Here it comes - Spear. 1....2...3, it's finished. DUD. After the match Bishop and Shorty get into an argument. Shorty was upset that Bishop lost the match.

Crowd Reaction - 14% , Match Quality - 68% , Overall Rating - 41%

The crowd really wasn’t into the match probably because they really didn’t know these guys. Plus none of them are over. But they put on a good match.

Our 1st match of the live event is a hardcore match with the winner getting a hardcore title shot later tonight.

Revrew vs Sachmo : Sachmo takes a chop from Revrew. Flying cookie sheet shot by Revrew, blasting Sachmo. Revrew hits a flying kick on Sachmo. Revrew hits a spinning back kick. Sachmo pushes out of a Revrew hold. Sachmo hits Revrew with a plastic dinosaur. Powerslam from Sachmo on Revrew. Cover for a two count. Revrew reverses a waistlock. Revrew uses a running dropkick into the corner. Cover for a two count. Slingshot clothesline by Revrew, who almost messed it up by slipping on the ropes. Hooks the leg for a close fall. Sachmo reverses a Revrew hammerlock. Revrew hits a punch, but takes one right back. CLUBBERIN', CLUBBERIN', THEY BE CLUBBERIN' TONY! Sorry, flashback moment. Revrew pulls a mule kick out of nowhere. Revrew hits a flying kick on Sachmo. NevStar comes running down the aisle and into the ring! Sachmo turns around.... Pile Driver!!! That shook the ring. NevStar leaves the ring, the damage done! Cover gets three. Revrew pinned Sachmo. Revrew and NevStar put the boots to Sachmo, stomping away on him. This one gets * rating and likes it.

Crowd Reaction - 40% , Match Quality - 66% , Overall Rating - 53%

Sachmo stays in the ring, and he calls out NevStar. He wants a match right now. NevStar appears, and eventually accepts a challenge to a match between the two.

Rating - 42%

Sachmo vs NevStar : Sachmo strikes NevStar. Sachmo chair shots NevStar. Sachmo slams NevStar down. Big John Studd would be proud, no doubt. Sachmo strikes NevStar. NevStar counters a backdrop attempt with a kick to the face. NevStar smashes a Playstation console over the head of Sachmo. Big clothesline from NevStar. Hooks the leg for a two count. Sachmo blocks the suplex attempt. Big clothesline from Sachmo. Hooks the leg for a two count. Sachmo DDTs NevStar. Hooks the leg for a close fall. NevStar pushes out of a Sachmo hold. Sachmo receives some unexciting punishment. Sachmo takes the advantage after a i-block-your-punch-you-don't-block-mine routine. Big kick from Sachmo. Erik Flamebeard comes running down the aisle and onto the apron! NevStar turns...and is dropped throat-first onto the top rope by Erik Flame! Erik Flamebeard has left NevStar in big trouble. NevStar can barely stand. Spear! 1....2....3. Sachmo and Erik Flame put the boots to NevStar, stomping away on him. I'll give it a * rating for not being too bad.

Crowd Reaction - 46% , Match Quality - 63% , Overall Rating - 54%

Revrew vs Illinifan (For The ZFLW Hardcore Title) : Revrew hits a punch, but takes one right back. CLUBBERIN', CLUBBERIN', THEY BE CLUBBERIN' TONY! Sorry, flashback moment. Revrew takes the advantage after a i-block-your-punch-you-don't-block-mine routine. Kick from Revrew to the leg. Illinifan charges, Revrew moves, and the referee is conveniently placed to get knocked out. Revrew face jams Illinifan. Pinfall attempt, but the ref is conveniently laid out. Illinifan blocks the suplex attempt. Frying pan shot by Illinifan. Powerslam from Illinifan on Revrew. There's a two count on the pin. Illinifan scores with a poor standing spinebuster. Cover, but there's a last second kick-out. Revrew powers out of a Illinifan headlock. Revrew throws a ladder onto Illinifan. Pinfall attempt gets a 2.9999. Illinifan reverses a hip toss. Illinifan gets a roll-up...and grabs a handful of tights as well! The referee doesn't see it: 1....2...3!! Sachmo has a chair. Revrew turns and takes a brutal shot to the head. Illinifan is next to take a hard shot. Sachmo has demolished everyone! I'll give it a * rating for not being too bad. Sachmo grabs a mic and says he wants a hardcore title shot.

Crowd Reaction - 49% , Match Quality - 61% , Overall Rating - 55%

Flamebeard's Followers are all backstage in their locker room. Sachmo comes in and they talk about how they are going to get the Hardcore Title. Then they discuss their strategy for the upcoming Lightweight Title match.

Rating - 49%

Coffee Warlord vs The Afoci vs Tucker vs Marmel (For The ZFLW Lightweight Title) : Tucker hits a right hand on The Afoci. Afoci gets squashed in the corner with a clothesline. Hooks the leg for a two count. Afoci reverses a waistlock. Afoci tags out to Marmel. Marmel hits a dropkick on Tucker. 'Hit' may be an exaggeration, as it barely touched. Marmel whips Tucker into the turnbuckles...and predictably, the referee gets sandwiched. Marmel with an enziguri, although the late Owen Hart's version was far superior. Cover, but there's no one to count for Marmel. Tucker walks into a spinning heel kick, evidently feeling that the 'duck' tactic is over-rated. Tucker blocks a kick from Marmel. Tag to Coffee Warlord. Coffee Warlord hits a crap missile dropkick on Marmel. Face crusher from Coffee on Marmel. Marmel reverses a hip toss. Coffee Warlord takes a knee lift from Marmel. Marmel with an enziguri, although the late Owen Hart's version was far superior. Tag between Marmel and Tucker. Coffee gets squashed in the corner with a clothesline. Flying knee to the face from Tucker. Is it Mutoh Appreciation Night? Swaggs comes running down the aisle with a chair! Tucker and Coffee Warlord continue fighting, unaware of the intrusion. Swaggs slides in and blasts Coffee Warlord with a chair to the head! Swaggs climbs out of the ring, the damage done! Tucker moves in for the kill. Superkick!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!! Nothing worth seeing here, I'll give a 1\2 star rating because I'm generous.

Crowd Reaction - 36% , Match Quality - 65% , Overall Rating - 50%

Erin Bray is backstage, and announces that tonight we will see Coffee \ Digamma and Tucker \ Swaggs fight in a tag team match.

Rating - 69%

Coffee \ Digamma vs Tucker \ Swaggs : Digamma takes a vertical suplex. Tucker hits a stump piledriver on Digamma, although it was quite weak in its execution. There's a two count on the pin. Tag to Swaggs. Swaggs \ Tucker whip Digamma into the corner. Swaggs whips Tucker in for a hard clothesline to follow-up. Digamma takes a right hand to the temple from Swaggs. Hooks the leg for a two count. Digamma hits a punch, but takes one right back. CLUBBERIN', CLUBBERIN', THEY BE CLUBBERIN' TONY! Sorry, flashback moment. Digamma pulls a mule kick out of nowhere. Slingshot clothesline by Digamma, who almost messed it up by slipping on the ropes. Digamma tags out to Coffee Warlord. Coffee hits an arm drag on Swaggs. Coffee Warlord hits a crap missile dropkick on Swaggs. Swaggs powers out of a Coffee Warlord headlock. Tag to Tucker. Powerslam from Tucker on Coffee. Flapjack from Tucker on Coffee. Pin, but Coffee is out just before the three count. Tucker hits a back kick. Coffee counters an avalanche with a raised foot to the face. Coffee Warlord uses a running dropkick into the corner. The referee loses control, and it's BONZO GONZO as all four competitors end up in the ring brawling. Realising that this chaos isn't going to die down, the referee calls for the bell. This is a double DQ. Coffee \ Digamma and Tucker \ Swaggs don't look like they've finished! They continue to brawl in and around the ring, not stopping until a host of referees run down the aisle to break them up. This one gets * rating and likes it.

Crowd Reaction - 37% , Match Quality - 65% , Overall Rating - 51%

Our overall rating for the show was 52%. We had 136 people show up. Our public image is 30%.

Titles: Illinifan retained his Hardcore Title. Tucker retained his Lightweight Title.

Now that's what I like to see!!!