Hehehehe... these aren't new, but it's the first time I'd read them... enjoy:

LOL?!? LOL?!? Jeepers!

And here's another gem. Let's see if the poster found it as funny as the previous one:

Where's the LOL on this one?!?

Actual ad captured from a site:

That's beautiful box art.

Good lord - those idiots can't even number a list correctly. I'll bet their BASIC code sucked.

Damn. Just noticed this....i was psyched about the upcoming FBA start date.

Is this is the same guy who wanted to set up a mobile gaming center that would fit 40 cats and dogs and run on water? Or is that someone else?

And if it is the same guy, is that what's going to start on October 29th?

And, if so, where do I sign up? That place sounds awesome!

Yeah, I can't wait to go to Orlando and ride around in the back of a tricked out RV while playing Maximum Football against a mixture of bots and animals.

I'm thinking this dood is jb's long lost cousin in looking at posts made in threads like this one hxxp://www.matrixgames.com/forums/tm.asp?m=1266243&mpage=1&key=&#1266548

I also can't help but wonder if that profile pic is from high school graduation. On second thought, I'm thinking dood may have borrowed that cap from someone else....This guy is a piece of work.

ZOMG - That guy is like jb on coke, speed, and 14 Red Bulls

:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

The Office needs to transfer Jim to this guy's office so he can compete in the 120 team 'Great White Football Association' for cash prizes.

dola

What is absolutely fascinating about GWsFBA's connection to jb is that it seems GW's edit button has also been taken away. hxxp://www.matrixgames.com/forums/tm.asp?m=1223024&mpage=1&key=&#1263033

Oh man, I didn't know he had a profile. It didn't exist before, but his profile description is both confusing and hilarious.



Plus I like this added touch. I like stuff butts and I cannot lie:

And we finally have a face for the great GWA'sFBA blah blah blah.

Please don't tell me this thread is gonna break 5,000.

(Damn! I'm helping it towards the infamous goal)

I sincerely hope not.

whoops

(btw, this post counts)

Wow, almost to page 99.

lol, I can't believe (though nothing on the net should surprise me) that idiot is back.

Shouldn't his league be called 'Ass White Football Association'?

I also think it's hillarious that he wants to consider charging people to watch a Maximum Football tournament, never mind participate in one. I'm lovin' that business plan.

Let me guess...NetDetective? :)

So is he supposed to be the one behind the wheel or the one hitching a ride with his cooler friend?

Isn't that a kid in the backseat?

For the hope of civilization...I hope its not his.

People like him should not be allowed to procreate.

I headed over to the MaxFB forums to see how things are going. Daivd produced yet another gem.

Someone posted wondering how the stats and realism are coming along. I think DW's quote says it all about MaxFB:

hxxp://www.matrixgames.com/forums/tm.asp?m=1283701#


:D

Dola,

I can't wait to see what it is that Jason 'Great White' is revealing tomorrow.

The suspense is killing me...

You and me both. Unfortunately, though, I don't think he may buy Maximum Football based on what he said here:
http://www.matrixgames.com/forums/tm.asp?m=1274688

But I am still curious to find out what he plans to do and with what football program.

ouch. just TRYING to read that post of his made my eyes spin and my head hurt

I should mention that I don't have the game yet.

But how long will a week be when you get your copy of the game?

Of course, you can actually customize the length of a week, anywhere from -2 to 28.267 days.

You mean we're still not at 100 pages?

We need some more limericks and Daivd Winter jokes.

Two birds, one stone...

Maximum Football, Daivd Winter doth sent
On trashing text simmers he was hell bent
The delays were quite sizeable
The game very customizable
The one thing he got right? The beer tent!

Not sure if this has been asked yet but has anyone on this forum actually bought Maximum Football?

I know Digamma did, he provided us with.. er.. a Die Nasty a while back in the thread. (can't call it a Dynasty, because that would give the game too much credit) a

Great job with this. However, I've really been jones'in for a Maximum Football haiku.

It was, without a doubt, the George Costanza of dynasties.

We need some new material to dust off the Photoshoppage.

To be fair, I bought it on Ebay for $5.

I still need to run the play-offs. I never got around to "customizing" a play-off set up to make sure that I got to the Maximum Bowl.

Looks like someone beat you to it:



Straight from GWA's new group profile (what the heck is that thing in the lower right corner?)

so what's his next project?

Did you notice his interests?

"Women&Stuffed Derrieres/Bosoms a +, FootBall,Vegan"

Maximum Football
Customize all the players
Winter fashion show

ROFL. They are trying to make the insinuation over there that the FOF 2007 release was as much a disaster as the Max FB release. Karma my ass. We'll have a patch to fix the few problems that exist in FOF 2007 within the next few days. Nine months later, and they are still slogging through beta patches. Yep, I see the similarities.

hxxp://www.matrixgames.com/forums/tm.asp?m=1291891

whoa.. 98 pages long.. holy crap

Still 106 posts to go till we hit 5000

That's absolutely hilarious. I guess the word "severity" is not in any of their vocabularies. As if any bug in FOF would come anywhere near as severe as a lot of the bugs in M-F.

Because a bug that lets linemen be the League's Fastest Player = frame rate controls completion percentage.

This is truly the Thread of the Undead.

I think someone else picked up a copy but couldn't stop laughing to actually post anything about it.

Or they are just quivering in shame and revolting in horror.

To Daivd's credit, he did not take the bait and engage in or encourage the debate.

dola--

Which demonstrates a level of humility and common sense that plesantly suprises me.

We all make mistakes. The question really then becomes how we learn from them. I like what Daivd seemed to learn here.