Mobius Bagel

Fire Marshall Bill plays for the Braves?

"Let me show you something!" *pop!* *Splash*

Why are the Catcher's eyes closed?

blinking?

He's dreaming of hitting a ground ball to the second baseman.

Just seems like an odd moment to blink or decide to shut one's eyes.

That's post- impact, so it might be more of an immediate reaction to the ball being hit. Almost like a wince, I guess. It's a natural reaction, because he doesn't know if the ball's coming straight back at him or going out in that fraction of a second. But I definitely think he's like that only because the ball's been struck. I doubt his eyes were closed as the pitch was approaching.

Cam's mailbox:

Seriously though - someone better find out where you can get a mailbox like that - I'm sure Cam would want it.

Yes, I laughed at MySQRL. I admit it.

Haha!

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And now, a public service announcement:

Aerial views of developments in SW FL:

Human landscapes in SW Florida - The Big Picture - Boston.com

The full collection, from probably a top 10 site on the whole Internet.

Those are absolutely fantastic.

Some of those definitely look like they came from my old Sim City 4 games

I like that Rice Dick and Beer Dick both require capitalization. It only adds to their mystique.

Thank you Noop.

Damn, the soccer player is pretty good at fakin' it.

Look at that soccer player flopping around like a girl.

So you couldn't get the job done? :p

Nope :(

Didn't this guy have a show on CBS?

Holy CHEESE on that whopper...

That is a nice juicy ass.

anyone else notice captain is spelled wrong?

The Florida pictures are great

SI

Me likey!

I wouldn't exactly call that page-topper material.

This.

Molly Qerim, please:

I've just done a whole bunch of catching up. To get a few things out of the way.

--90s music was so so. Some good Some bad. Like most decades actually.

--Render was wrong.


--I did not realize what video the lotion quote is attributed to, and appreciated this tip.


--Oh, the Mule killing the Mountain Lion pics were apparently faked. Not photo shopped, just a mule that like to play with dead mountain lions.

Oh and I appreciate this one, but am afraid to send it to my Jewish friend. He's a bit sensitive.

Man, its amazing that Luke managed to miss every one of those beds after letting go.

Not too mention that creepy dude looking up Luke's skirt.

She's got really big glasses.

I have that same light switch....

Hot girl, but the fake glasses with no lenses might be one of the more asinine trends of late

Is that from a reality show?

It looks quite real to me.

Yes.

Agreed, but in her case I'm willing to overlook that flaw.

She was wearing glasses? She had a face? I never got that high.

You must have a magic message board skin because I can only read from top to bottom :)

1. Shes wearing contact lenses.

2. Those are fake glasses with no lenses.

3. That doesnt make sense.

4. Those are implants, doesnt matter if youre wearing contacts or real glasses, poor craftsmanship.

5. This pic is still 10x better than the RachelNichols image at the top of this page.

Crazy "Rent Is Too Damn High" Candidate Steals the Show at NY Gov. Debate

I'd vote for him.

His website is even better: hxxp://www.rentistoodamnhigh.org/.

I believe I have found my new political party.

Haha! Another website that looks like it was made back in 1997.

Looks like the black version of Colonel Mustard. And whatever he did, he did it with those black gloves on.

3 Bronze Stars = BadAss

Who knew Governor Rendell used an AOL account?

The reason why I would vote for Jilly McMillan? He managed to mention in gubernatorial debate that he is a karate expert.

My guess is at night he's also a crime fighter.

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The thought of making a character in City of Heroes based on him that went around dropping his lines has me intrigued...

:lol:

Oops....

from MSNBC.com

First, his rent really isn't that damn high: only $800 for a one-bedroom in Flatbush, which is just $100 or so more than what I was paying for my share of a teeny tiny 2-bedroom in Manhattan TWELVE years ago. (Thanks to the New York Post for the digging on that one and hat tip to Gawker for guiding us there.)


Next, the reason he thinks the rent is too damn high: Jews.


A New York Times article profiling candidates mentioned this: "A perennial candidate, he was called an anti-Semite during his mayoral run in 2005 for blaming rent problems on Jewish people."


New York political blog Room Eight, through a poster named Gatemouth (the self-described "blog world's expert on Jimmy McMillan's raving lunatic obsession with THE JEWS") has also put some things out there that should dampen enthusiasm for the karate kicking, black-glove wearing, Dali-moustached candidate.


Gatemouth claims he lifted this from McMillan's 2009 mayoral campaign website and posted to Room Eight under a page called "The Jimmy McMillan Show":

This is true all Latinos/ Hispanics/ Blacks/ Others... as well as every religious group other than Judiasm are being run out of this area. The Williamsburg Section of Brooklyn, NY. Don't take our word go to Flushings Ave and Bedford Ave/ Lee Ave and Nostrand Ave witness the Hate by the people of the Jewish Faith.
If you are not JEWISH you are "PROHIBITED" from living in this area.
After the world fought hard to free the JEWISH people from the hands of HITLER.
They should be shame of themselves for discriminating in housing against the people in the State of New York especially in the city of Brooklyn.
They are violating every Housing Act written in the constitution and no one will address it because they are afraid they will be called Anti-Semantic and accuse of Anti-Semitism.

I used to have the world's worst physics teacher in HS, and he was so bad that even if you failed you got a C because he didn't want to get fired so he scaled everyone up to that. Well after I realized I just didn't get physics cuz he sucked at teaching it, I started to do shit like this on my tests just to amuse myself.

And yep, got a C at the end of the year.

Yikes.

That's why I've never gone noodling. I have images of reaching my hand into a hole and finding a fish like that.