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dawgfan 01-01-2010 12:45 AM

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Originally Posted by judicial clerk (Post 2190509)
Isn't anybody going to comment on the hotchick with the missing arm?!?

You mean the fact it's an amateurish Photoshop job?

21C 01-01-2010 08:19 AM


Neuqua 01-01-2010 08:36 PM


DaddyTorgo 01-01-2010 08:39 PM

wow that bus is sweet!

sterlingice 01-02-2010 10:41 AM

Yeah, the bus is neat

SI

Glengoyne 01-02-2010 02:34 PM

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Originally Posted by dawgfan (Post 2194129)
You mean the fact it's an amateurish Photoshop job?


Amateurish? Looks convincing to me. Of course I didn't spot the missing arm the first time around.

dawgfan 01-02-2010 02:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Glengoyne (Post 2194716)
Amateurish? Looks convincing to me. Of course I didn't spot the missing arm the first time around.

Look at the left side of the picture next to the girl and below her "stump", where her arm would continue down. Look at the edge of her breast and the fuzziness and not very smooth line of that edge. Look at the person behind the girl and how odd she looks below her shoulders in the area where the arm would've been. Look at the odd black shape rising up from the bottom of the picture - what the hell is that? Looks like the person used a large paint brush in Photoshop set to black to draw over something and never bothered to try to make it look like anything.

Look at the right side of the picture of the girl - see the fuzziness of the side of her hips where her other arm would be hanging alongside her body.

Look at the whole picture - you think a hot girl with amputated stumps of arms wouldn't be getting at least a few looks from the multiple people behind her?

If you've spent any time with photo editing software, it's easy to pick out the flaws in this Photoshop job...

JediKooter 01-02-2010 03:43 PM

I don't know. The right hand looks like she is pointing at the camera and that gives the illusion that her right arm is short. Her left arm, it's hard to tell because of the hair and again, the angle of the shot. I'll have to look again.

dawgfan 01-02-2010 03:51 PM

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Originally Posted by JediKooter (Post 2194742)
I don't know. The right hand looks like she is pointing at the camera and that gives the illusion that her right arm is short. Her left arm, it's hard to tell because of the hair and again, the angle of the shot. I'll have to look again.

Yeah, if I had to guess I'd say her right arm was indeed pointing at the camera and in the original, un-touched image her hand probably ended just below her breast (just below where the fuzzy, uneven edging is in the current, Photoshopped image). Still have no idea what that black image is in the lower left part of the picture, but I doubt it was there in the original - as I said, looks like the dude did a large size brush stroke to cover something up.

Her left arm was pretty clearly resting along the side of her torso and hip - again, look at the fuzzy edge of her left side.

I'm a little surprised anyone thought this wasn't a faked image...

JediKooter 01-02-2010 06:08 PM

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Originally Posted by dawgfan (Post 2194746)
Yeah, if I had to guess I'd say her right arm was indeed pointing at the camera and in the original, un-touched image her hand probably ended just below her breast (just below where the fuzzy, uneven edging is in the current, Photoshopped image). Still have no idea what that black image is in the lower left part of the picture, but I doubt it was there in the original - as I said, looks like the dude did a large size brush stroke to cover something up.

Her left arm was pretty clearly resting along the side of her torso and hip - again, look at the fuzzy edge of her left side.

I'm a little surprised anyone thought this wasn't a faked image...


Ahhhh ok. The 'black' thing to her right (our left) looks like an extremely poor attempt at adding a fake shadow to compensate for the photochopping of her arm. Plus, the new shadow doesn't match the angle of the other real shadows. Yup, her left arm has been take out as well. Also, look at the side of her right boob, it's rather unusually 'lumpy'.

Mustang 01-02-2010 06:55 PM

Photoshop or not, it still proves out that

boobs > arms
face > arms

In order to determine whether boobs > face or vice versa, we need to airbrush out the head or boobs to see if anyone notices right away.

SackAttack 01-02-2010 07:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Mustang (Post 2194801)
Photoshop or not, it still proves out that

boobs > arms
face > arms

In order to determine whether boobs > face or vice versa, we need to airbrush out the head or boobs to see if anyone notices right away.


It's kinda like the Barney hotness graph, only it goes the other way.

Be honest - would you check out the rack on that "wild snorlax" photo from a few pages ago, or run screaming before you got that far?

Danny 01-02-2010 07:22 PM

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Originally Posted by SackAttack (Post 2194807)
It's kinda like the Barney hotness graph, only it goes the other way.

Be honest - would you check out the rack on that "wild snorlax" photo from a few pages ago, or run screaming before you got that far?


Face > Boobs

Like you said here, doesn't matter what kind of boobs someone has if they have an ugly face, but a girl can still be cute with a nice face and no boobs. Ideally, there is both though :)

JediKooter 01-02-2010 08:38 PM

Yup, face before boobs. Body before boobs too. But, I'm single so what do I know?

dawgfan 01-02-2010 10:04 PM

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Originally Posted by JediKooter (Post 2194847)
Yup, face before boobs. Body before boobs too. But, I'm single so what do I know?

That you should be doing as much field research as possible to test your hypotheses...

JediKooter 01-03-2010 03:09 AM

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Originally Posted by dawgfan (Post 2194894)
That you should be doing as much field research as possible to test your hypotheses...


Damn fine point dawgfan.

Lathum 01-03-2010 02:27 PM


sterlingice 01-03-2010 03:18 PM

Mark Mangino?

SI

DataKing 01-03-2010 03:29 PM

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Originally Posted by sterlingice (Post 2195176)
Mark Mangino?

SI


I was thinking the exact same thing. :D

Shkspr 01-03-2010 03:56 PM

All I know is that apparently that beverage cart ain't NEVER getting to my row.

DataKing 01-03-2010 04:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Shkspr (Post 2195192)
All I know is that apparently that beverage cart ain't NEVER getting to my row.


Becuase it won't be able to get past him, or because it will be empty?

Shkspr 01-04-2010 12:51 AM

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Originally Posted by DataKing (Post 2195197)
Becuase it won't be able to get past him, or because it will be empty?


Well, clearly the diet sodas would be untouched.

Toddzilla 01-04-2010 11:24 AM

Is that guy 8 feet tall, too?

molson 01-04-2010 11:27 AM

Seriously - he has to be at least 7 feet, 600 lbs.

DataKing 01-04-2010 11:38 AM

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JeeberD 01-04-2010 11:39 AM

He's probably having to sit on the arm rest, which will give him at least a six inch boost...

DataKing 01-04-2010 11:40 AM

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I wonder why these never took off.

JeeberD 01-04-2010 11:42 AM

Dola-

http://www.flightglobal.com/blogs/un...-debate-a.html

Lathum 01-04-2010 11:47 AM

I think the way he is sitting makes him look taller. Apparently the picture was taken by a flight attendant to send to her boss because she is annoyed with having to deal with complaints about large people on the planes.

Rizon 01-04-2010 11:52 AM

How do they wheel the refreshment car down the isle?

Rizon 01-04-2010 11:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Rizon (Post 2195627)
How do they wheel the refreshment car down the isle?


Ah, nm, I am too slow.

Kodos 01-04-2010 02:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Rizon (Post 2195627)
How do they wheel the refreshment car down the isle?


Admittedly, the sand and uneven terrain makes it difficult.

Subby 01-04-2010 02:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Kodos (Post 2195726)
Admittedly, the sand and uneven terrain makes it difficult.

Don't forget the cannibals!

mckerney 01-04-2010 04:26 PM


sterlingice 01-04-2010 04:29 PM

That seems like a really dangerous place to be standing and doing something that requires a lot of balance... or is that not what I should be taking from that picture?

SI

Rizon 01-04-2010 04:30 PM

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Originally Posted by sterlingice (Post 2195853)
That seems like a really dangerous place to be standing and doing something that requires a lot of balance... or is that not what I should be taking from that picture?

SI


Fail.

Shkspr 01-04-2010 07:46 PM

This bidding war for LeBron James is getting out of hand.

Senator 01-04-2010 07:50 PM

New Age Semaphore Code

JediKooter 01-04-2010 08:10 PM

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Originally Posted by mckerney (Post 2195847)


Welp, I'm done here.

Pumpy Tudors 01-04-2010 08:17 PM

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Originally Posted by JediKooter (Post 2196014)
Welp, I'm done here.

Well, I'm sure not cleaning up!

Grammaticus 01-04-2010 11:13 PM

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Originally Posted by molson (Post 2195610)
Seriously - he has to be at least 7 feet, 600 lbs.


He's sitting on the hand rests.

lighthousekeeper 01-04-2010 11:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Grammaticus (Post 2196321)
He's sitting on the hand rests.


No, his prostate ate the hand rests.

DanGarion 01-05-2010 02:01 AM

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Originally Posted by mckerney (Post 2195847)


That's a shot I'm willing to take...

Tasan 01-05-2010 02:18 AM

I'm guessing the whole team took that shot.

lighthousekeeper 01-05-2010 02:34 AM

...i'll bet she gets into early foul trouble...

...i'd like to watch her throw some free throws...

...you just know the team throws her some bounce passes...

...i bet she double dribbles...after getting a full court press

...i'm guessing she can execute the Princeton offense...

Pyser 01-05-2010 02:36 AM

why do basketball players make for lousy lovers? because they dribble before they shoot.

tip your waitress.


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