I come back from a boxing and I find utter shyte and 2 maybe 3 decent photos on this page?


Fuck you lazy bastards.

I honestly don't care for this thread too much anymore because we can't really put any images we want. I still come for the Noop animated GIFs though.

Why is it OK to show a naked man with a huge flaccid penis a few pages back, but people complain about a woman in a bikini?

I think the answer is obvious, don't you?

I once had Reggie Miller steal my seat at a bar in Indianapolis. No good punk.

I see what you did there...

This t-shirt made me lol.

Wouldn't it be even funnier if worn by a female?

True.

Given that Tyskie is a Polish beer (according to Wikipedia), one wonders if the guy even knows what his t-shirt says.

It's probably like the japanese kids wearing shirts that say 'fuck you' or 'fuck' a bunch of times. All they know is it's an english word and probably have no idea what it means.

Like the people that get Asian words for tattoos...

Bingo!

She is absolutely 001100010011000000110000% correct.

But is she volunteering to f*ck the readers into geek illiteracy? Or just taunting them?

Most Poles know English

That's a good question. Or is she just stating fact?

OMG

holy shit that's the best animated gif ever

Video of that gif, it's even awesomier.

http://www.twitvid.com/Q41DB

Hmmm.. I call shenanigans. How does a watermelon moving at that speed not cause any facial damage?

Eh, Warming Glow posted the vid too, and it looks to be from The Amazing Race and appears legit.

Good thing for her it was only a watermelon though.

Well, she either needs to get laid, or just put on a shirt with a bunch of funky text while having no clue what it says.

BACK and to the left, BACK and to the left

That's a good point. I wonder if she also owns a bukkake shirt?

Haha!! Was this in Dallas?

It's a watermelon

He better have won.

I know this is a re-post, but I just don't care.

"Right in the kisser."

That's what we call foreshadowing.

I bet that's not the most seed she's ever taken on the chin.

:rimshot:

I bet those little watermelons are seedless.

OK, then... I bet she was feeling a bit melonkkake after that incident.

I bet Peter North is jealous.

Impressive series of posts...keep them coming.

Opened my apartment door to go check the mail, and I had a visitor on my doorstep. Anybody know what kind of bird this is?

The dead kind.

It's not dead. It's breathing, and it keeps moving its head. Looking forward at the wall, then tucking it under its wing.

A sexually confused, nearly dead bird?

Pretty hard to tell, sorry. The apparently dull plumage likely makes it a female. That looks like a bit of buffy-yellow near the rump, but the whitish belly and lack of wingbars rule out some of the more common species that might fit.

I'm assuming this is a small bird, maybe sparrow-sized? Around 5" total length?

Sorry, I don't mean to be a callous prick. Is there an animal rescue shelter/thing in the area you can call?

Almost looks like someones pet bird that got out.

We need a another cat.

Smaller than that, even. Eyeballing it, I'd be surprised if it's much more than 3".

Neighbor thinks it's a baby. It was moving around quite a bit while we were talking, but not trying to flap its wings or walk anywhere. We know there's a bird nest in the bush outside my other neighbor's window, but it's not the same species of bird in that nest.

Ugh, no. Since our cats became outdoor cats earlier this summer they've killed or maimed something like four birds, six mice, a baby rabbit*, a Praying Mantis (ok, that one was mostly unharmed) and about three dozen cicadas, crickets, and grasshoppers. They aren't content to do this outside, they feel the need to drag their victims through the kitty door and inside the house. Usually squealing.



* Actually they only wounded the rabbit - we had to take it to an emergency vet where the only thing they could/would do is to put it down. Boy, how THAT pleased the kids.

Birdie is hopping, but clearly lacks balance and/or motor control. Definitely got to be a youngling. I just wish I knew who to call to ensure the birdie would be taken care of and not euthanized.

Is there a window or a mirror around? There's the chance that it flew in to that and knocked itself out. It sounds like it may have broken its neck or something.

Take it in, go buy a cage and some birdseed. do a good deed and take care of it for a few months and then let it go or find a nother home. just get it healthy!

ping: pictures

Nope. Basically, there's an external entrance to the building, a little...some kind of wall that juts out a bit (or maybe my apartment door is simply inset from the hallway), and that's it. How in the blue hells it got into the building in the first place is beyond me. I don't think it could fly. It never made an attempt to so much as move its wings. It shook itself a couple times, and went hoppy-hoppy briefly before I had to leave for work.


I would have loved to have been able to do just that, but my apartment complex has a fairly strict pets policy, and I don't know if they'd have made an exception for that. I did try to get animal control to come and rescue it once I determined there were no bona-fide animal rescue places around that could help. They were closed for the day.

I got home from work, birdie is now laying over on its side with its legs stretched out and stiff. I'd like to think it's sleepin', but, y'know...

Also, it's considerably flatter now than it was when I left. I have the sinking feeling somebody stepped on it while I was gone. Maybe the neighbor's daughter who kept fooling with it to try and get it to move. Or maybe death just causes flattening.

This, is a late, parrot.

I'm not going to post the close-up shot that accompanies this one, but if you look in the background you can see what it shows (and it's only buttcrack, but I'll be a good boy and leave the rest to your imagination (or google skills)):

Thai ladyboys absolutely adore the Supreme Leader.

Noop, I'm pretty sure you posted the one with the green guy before but I could be wrong. The one below it- don't recognize it, tho

SI

The elusive headphone bra.

I wonder if you hear a motorboat if you put those headphones on?

I think you hear mooooing.

I think she was inspiration for this:

C'mon guys, lay off, she looks really smart!!

Or the sound of a doctor laughing all the way to the bank.

Smart enough to say no to the things I'd like to do to her.

I know it cannot be posted here, but has anyone seen the picture of the naked woman who looks just like Homer Simpson that has been floating around?

Whatever you do don't do a GIS for Naked Homer Simpson....

HOly fuck

Poof!

If he didn't drop that dog on a couch he's an asshole.

TV reporter says she was "uncomfortable" at Jets practice; NFL, team investigating - mcall.com

TV reporter says she was "uncomfortable" at Jets practice; NFL, team investigating

NEW YORK (AP) — A reporter for a Mexican TV network says on her Twitter account she felt "very uncomfortable!" at a Jets practice Saturday where a coach appeared to throw footballs in her direction and players called out to her in the locker room.

TV reporter Ines Sainz tweeted in Spanish that she felt "very uncomfortable!" and that she was in the Jets locker room waiting to interview quarterback Mark Sanchez while trying "not to look anywhere!!"

The NFL and the Jets are looking into the way players and coaches treated her during her visit to the team's practice.

No shit, I didn't see THAT coming with the hot piece of ass that is Ines Sainz.

That is terrifying.

I guess they never watched any of the Final Destination movies.

Should have been in Pittsburgh instead. Ben would have thought she was too old to hit on.

So who took her to dinner that night?

EDIT: I find it funny they quoted Jets owner WOODY JOHNSON in the article.

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Edit to add, some of the comments on that post are great.

/tk

repeat!

Looks like she's on the Today show this morning in a few minutes to talk about this.

At the risk of bringing down the images thread, this is starting to look more like someone trying to burst onto the national scene with 15 minutes of fame. "Going on the Today show to talk about it" doesn't seem like the act of someone really concerned about what happened to herself

SI

If they are going to look into that, they should look at all the reporters who have been uncomfortable at Lion's practices for the last 10 years.

Ever had any sexual harassment training? The reality is that the target doesn't have to be offended. ANYONE can be offended by it and file a complaint or sue. If it's bad enough, even one instance can win a lawsuit and get people fired. Like the Johnson catch/non catch rule, it doesn't matter what any of us think about it, the reality is it's there and the Jets need to get this thing nipped quickly. If any reporter has an axe to grind and saw the harassment, the Jets WILL be in trouble.

That semi thing is the stuff of nightmares. Good lord.

the gif looks to be sped up a little, so it might not have been as terrifying as it appears.

I know it's a youtube vid, but w/e